You're Gonna Wanna || Crapshots Ep763 

Dangit this comment is just a better version of my joke

The cab is also on fire. And so is the extinguisher.

My job tends to be opposite. I tend to deal with people who are sometimes extremely bad at describing the problem to me. Way too often, I have to go see it for myself or ask them to take a cell phone picture and send it to me.

I process things in kind of what could be described as "3D space" (not really... more like 2D picture with depth... 2,5D?) as in I remember and think as if I was observing that thing in a volume of space. It is really hard for anyone to explain to me the things I need to visualise a thing from "blank canvas". And for this reason it is always easier and faster for me to go and see the problem. Few people I know who process things like I do, can explain it to me and I to them. On top of this I work with lot of people who are not fluent in Finnish or English, so explanations are always lacking clarity and information. And my German isn't good enough yet to converse with. And since I deal with welded structures, 50% of solving an issue is just me seeing it. And this is why we take and send pictures and video to communicate things with. Generally issue solves itself when I/we incharge of dealing with it see it.

​Sure but that's an entirely different context and work than the one described in the original comment​@@4Gehe2 Like ofc you need to see a space to visualise it in your mind qnd someone explaining it to you doesn't work well, but this ain't what this is about

But sir, if you don't lay eyes on it the coordination of the response will have been my responsibility when the inquiry board investigates!

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought of Half-Life with the rant about multiple layers of facility.

They're bringing omni-spacial lollipops for everyone to try. When you lick them you taste them everywhere. EVERYWHERE. Ever licked a cola lollipop and felt that taste in your mouth, femur and thyroid gland simultaneously?

@@PlebNCYou taste it in your coworkers mouth too even.

@@gwamhurt That awkward moment when you taste your co-worker's lollipop omni-spacially and there's an aftertaste of "bodily fluids" that makes you and every other nearby co-worker stop to see who's still licking a lollipop.

I like to think he's the only one with a tacticool vest on because he's the one security guard who's worked there the longest by sheer virtue of being a complete coward. a.k.a. "The Rincewind Effect"

Naturally!

Also no one explains on the way? I know it's because the writer wants to put a cut in there, but for goodness sake it gets tiring.

Yeah, it's right up there with drama arising from misunderstandings that could've been cleared up in three sentences, but the characters are too proud to explain and/or listen.

And half the time "monster , vents" does it

As a fellow AV techie type person, I knew it was something like that, though I don't know that model. Thanks!

It just wants to have fun 🥺

It's a party, and I'll scream if I want to

Star Trek is a show, so "show, don't tell" makes sense. It also makes sense to assume that it was explained off-screen before they hoofed it. Saying "no time to explain" doesn't make sense. Besides, Star Trek is famous for its elevator talks.

You just know one of the scientists bought and put up the decorations, and they refuse to move the cake because they want it to be a surprise and they put in "a lot of effort." That or they're not allowed to bring food into meeting rooms after someone snuck in trailmix during the day there was a lecture with a creature that gets violent in the presence of dried fruits or something.

"sad and scared" that's comedy for ya' :D

Or Umbrella Corp

Or maybe it's a Lobotomy Corp office?

it is a turtleneck but i thought it was a brace on the thumbnail lol

Turtleneck

A turtle neck that could pull emergency duty as a brace.

Turtlebrace