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@Eve's kiss oh I don't doubt that, and he probably gives off such a look cause he can get away with it.

@Christopher Marlowe Yeah, he's a pretty smart actor. And in being so smart he can play a whole array of characters so convincingly.

@@goodnamesareallgone1 I surprisingly have heard of it, but never looked into it aye. I might have too now!!!

@Christopher Marlowe I'm with you, I'd turn gay for him for one night. Too bad I'm jailbait, but not for long.

Connor Lindsay I low key find him hot and I’m concerned about my sanity

One shouldn't trust him most of the time.

@@moralityisnotsubjective5 Or... at all.

@@obsidironpumicia4074 Yeah, pretty much. Though he will do his best to save your life. Not because he cares, but because it's a mystery and he wants to solve it.

Same reason he is friends with Wilson, he was bored one night and Wilson seemed not boring + he needed someone to drink with

@@davethelong5093 And it lasted whole life, still not boring, as House said himself)

Ok

Ok

Especially at the end when they ride off together to spend Wilson's last days with each other, it was a fitting tribute to that "bromance" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-G2gXUswB1cc.html

take the b out of bromance and now we're talking

Almost like the show had some sort of source material that had the same arc. OR SOMETHING!

You’re not gonna believe it when I tell you who the characters are based on

Exactly

Holmes Homes Home H O U S E Also he lives on Baker st and all the other stuff

@@haydenjohnson5303 wushhh!

@@mattgilbert7347 watson and wilson

Actually......

Nobody: House: steals patient's sword from room and walks through hospital with it.

Isn't that the sword he got from the medieval dudes?

@@blacksnow7106 the sword of hemlock stupidity it gives you +5 to sinicism and sarcasm

- "Why does House have a sword?" - "We dont ask those kinds of questions anymore. Its just easier that way."

Mgtow

Even the showrunners of House understood the nature of the woman

Savage that was...

So your telling me there's hope then?!?

@Alexandra Diaz its usually the physically attractive ones

Also will soon would be annoying for months on end after she dumped him.

He always did. He did fake his death just to spend time with Wilson before he died.

Anybody should try to get a bro like house.

He is a nice guy, the only reason he treats everyone like idiots is because he made the wrong decision with his leg and does not want anyone to go trough the same problem

He’s red pilled baby

Many people walk around naked in their homes ....Love House Peace

Gotta show off that Hugh Laurie body

It is his house.

@@biggestbrowneyes If they have no creepy crawlies or rodents. ugh

I’m still hung up on that. It’ll drive me crazy!

And he did

I said that to a co-worker once. I was right. Technically owes me $20 for it too

@@asparrow9876 Suit yourself, but I think you'll find yourself to be pretty lonely in life, lol. If you think you can't have a daughter, who would be from your own flesh and blood, I'd agree, you shouldn't have one. You realize you pick your wife, right? If you picked the wrong one, you'd have nobody to blame but yourself. :D

@@ReconCrusader What is a simp mentality? You should've just said 'you're a simp.' That would actually mean something. I would've said simpleton though, there's a new one to add to your arsenal of insults. You're welcome. I like how you learned a new word though, I'll be sure to give you a fake slow clap. So is your recon and crusading dedicated to using words in the wrong way? If so, you accomplished your goal, hats off to you my man.

A Sparrow Not every woman, though nowadays i would say at least 60-65% are. I would rather have a child that turned out to be a boy rather than a girl, there are many reasons to backup that statement with.

@@asparrow9876 found the incel

@@lildomain I think every guy would rather have a boy. I can't speak for girls, because I'm not one. :D Don't hate on the girls though. If you have one, name her Hayley. Always loved that name, she's one of my favorite singers.

I think they're just used to how wacky he is

The nurses be like: UGH House is doing his shenanigans again

I thought it was his cane, did not notice

"CODE SILVER!" "Hold on that's house." "FALSE ALARM!"

She always looks like that.....she used to be on guiding light.....she played annie Lewis....same look...

@@kimberlywhitehead22 Unless you're gonna play the sad/depressed person in everything i'm not sure that's a good default facial expression to have especially if you're acting.

@@lunargames5246 if you watch old clips of guiding light with her in them, you will see what I am talking about....#annielewisonGL

Her voice was huskier on Titus.

Just you

Actually through most of the series he's a terrible friend. It's Wilson who is always there for him, not the other way around. A big part of the arc for House as the series progressed was his learning to reciprocate in that friendship.

I wish more ppl were like that

@@WalterLiddy but that is just their relationship, when wilson has cancer house fakes his death to spend his last 5 months with him. House frustrates Wilson, angers him, confuses, annoys, drugs and messes with him. But House won't hurt him emotionally.

As terrible of a personality as House has, he actually cares about a lot of people. Yes a lot of times he does doctoring because of the challenge BUT he truly cares about saving people, and also at times helping them through their problems, even if he does do it in the absolute most dickish way possible. Like when he found out about 13's mom's death and her reaction to him finding out the way he did? He realized he went about what he was trying to do in a completely wrong way but what he was doing was aimed to help not cause pain.

@@fusionxtras he faked his death because he had to. he was going back to jail for a stupid prank to the hospital hurting people and costing 1m or more to the hospital while on probation. if he hadn't done that, he could've spent those months with Wilson and still be a doctor after that.

madman2u well the deduction wasn’t really “Sam is short for Samantha” it’s “Samantha is your ex-wife who you’re now dating”

That was the part of the joke, he purposely brought in his sword shit to cause the drama haha

Fun fact, that's a deduction Sherlock DOESN'T make in the first ep of the BBC show, he gets everything right except for the fact that he's figuring that Watson's sibling is a guy.

XD

to be fair I thought he was gonna say Samuel considering his jokes

Meta comment on meta acting

@@jeester27 can you elaborate?

Fucking thank you. I hate youtube comments.

@@bepisman7273 He commented.

@Joseph Manno cheap shot, but you're right

His patient roleplayed as a medieval knight

If I'm not mistaken, it is from a patient that was "cosplaying" in a middle ages fair and competing in knight fights

Can’t tell what’s better. The fact that there’s a funny reason he has it, or that I just didn’t question house having when I saw him with it.

The technical term is LARPing

From the store

Same 🤣

Amen to that hahahaha

When it first aired I thought it was drugged, just not with something that would knock them out. When Wilson had to go to the bathroom right after eating my suspicions were seemingly confirmed. There were SOOO many ways that scene could have played out.

I was waiting for that too lol

So funny...but so true!!

Well if had one best friend (which I kinda already do) that dealt with my shit, and was willing to hang out with me despite my attitude, I think I’d be a bit protective if someone wanted to take them away/hurt them too.

hey she had plans to conquer the world...she was getting it done!

Why is there not a rap artist named Young Cuddy? O,o

There's Kid Cudi.

+Rich Sherman sounds like a porn title

@@meganb.2249 are you joking or stupid?

Clearly a neutral evil person. He dismisses everyones feelings, casually and based on his own sense of right and wrong - which he grounds in rationality. The upper part of the 9 box alignment chart is for people who believe morality is well defined, common and applies to everyone. House clearly disagrees with that and trusts his own morality more often than not. At "best" he is some sort of true neutral.

I think he's chaotic good/neutral, not evil. I know he breaks laws and is insane and does things without regard for pretty much anything, but he looks out for wilson (in his own demented way) and cares about his team. And oh right, he's a doctor who saves lives, again, in his crazy way. I think he's not evil, just miserable af with a myriad of mental issues.

@@stianyttervik9070 "one's own sense of right and wrong" clearly implies a chaotic character, and House has shown on a number of occasions that he's a genuinely a good person, if sometimes misguided. Ergo - chaotic good.

@@marcusgaius Not a Paladin.

It's crazy to me that someone would think that a doctor - someone who is actively saving people's lives day-by-day is evil. House is Chaotic Good. He doesn't play by other people's rules, but he strongly values human life and cures people. Also understand that evil isn't just disregarding human life/suffering - That's neutral. Evil is defined by actively destroying/maiming/torturing people - something that House NEVER does and would never do. House heals people not just physically but psychologically nearly every single episode. Please redefine what you think evil is.

Hooray I think it’s 6 x 10 “Wilson”

_"Remember what he was like after that?"_ I remember how House after Cuddy dumped him.... so...🤣🤣🤣

He always was

Really House looked after Wilson and vice versa ... Like both were equally there for each other, yeah Wilson does purjury for house but it was his own mistake for he snitched for House but he also sacrifices his job for House. Superficially the show seems as if Wilson is putting more into the friendship but really it's equal ... House even saves Wilson's job once when Wilson was going to reveal he gave morphine to a dying patient ...

Siddarth Reddy not to mention he faked his desth just to spend time with wilson

Derek Schwartz *End* scene. Sigh.

@@smurfyday Well I learned something new from you today. I always thought it was "And scene", not "End scene". Now that you mentioned it, it does make more sense. Thank you and have a nice day!

stop it. @@Totto87

@@robinpedersen4033 I think it was aaaand scene, because that's when the acting started.

@BlueJayRobin and scene is the same as end scene. Action starts it. And scene was a slang for and were done with the scene..

@Blue it actually did.

@Blue what kind of answer is that? are you 6 years old?

@@beergineer432 in what?

@@MouseGoat Calm down Aristotle, a one word answer would have sufficed.

​@@unlimited971 he roasted you old school

Even himself.

@@miguelluis483 and wilson

@ he's not a prick though. He's just honest lol

@@adolfoontiverossosa2166 Please change your approach to arm-chair psychology. The "Alpha-beta" theroy dosen't work with humans. Its too wide of a brush as Humans have much higher level of thought than Pack animals. I have never seen a democratic vote for the good of all Wolves by Wolves. I could be wrong though. Maybe its a secret conference. Tiny desks and chairs.

@ I mean him calling her a cold hearted bitch is not an excuse to hate him. Not when she's back with the man she destroyed that she supposedly cares deeply about now. If she really cared about Wilson she would have told him how she understands how he feels about her but things are different and she will prove it to Wilson, not House, Wilson and House can witness her change through Wilson's happiness.

@@JMittenkit found the beta

With House their relationship had zero chance of success from the beginning because like a jealous child he made it about "her or me".

Omair Virk Hahahahahaha. What's so funny about someone's face? Okay, lets laught at your face now. Hahahahahaha!

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 humor is a primal response to nonunderstadning. Which therefore precedes a reaction. Fight or flight depending on the persons morals and inner beliefs. The laugh is a change in breathing pattern based around someone's imagination and inability to understand why or what something is. So laugh and anger are two sides of the same coin.

@@АЛЕКСАНДРФИЛИПС-м6р I read this is House's voice.

@@thetimelords911 in* and you might want to consider cutting back on the amount of house you watch its affecting your larynx. the narrative function part of your brain.

@@АЛЕКСАНДРФИЛИПС-м6р lmao

Loved how you described what we all saw.

I knew but I ignored my gut feeling. For some reason we're still friends and the chemistry is still there. Both of us concentrated on our education at the time so mutual breakup when we didn't end up at the same school. My wife hated her. My gf also hates her. She do enjoy to push their buttons, make it seem like we have an affair and such. When she was highly pregnant she came over and tricked my wife her kid was mine. Opened the door and she said "hey, baby daddy". I automatically said Hey back then my mind went "Wait, what?!" For some reason I turned my head to my wife with an unmistakenly confused "oh shit" face expression. Oh boy! Wife's face expression was priceless. I agreed to take care of her kids for a few days. I wasn't home, gf who hadn't met her yet answered. She asked if I was home, then did the same thing again with gf. I forgot to warn gf about her. "Here, you can take care of his kids until he come back." Now mind you I already have five daughters. Came home, heard her kids playing and didn't think anything of it. Came into the kitchen and gf were livid! "You have f***ing eight kids!!!". My response "Oh!". The kind of oh that can mistakenly be interpret as "oh, I forgot to tell you about those kids". Remembered instantly of what I had forgot to do. Not sure why she mess with them. Maybe that's how she shows affection. I've asked she avoids the question. Think she may have some regrets. At least she did me the favor of not messing with them too much when I asked her to.

Turns out, House was right

Resembles Joker from "The Dark Knight"

The wife was naked or Fry was?

@@EPrimeify Fry

Apparently House does XD

🙋🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

House is pure chaos, of course he roasts half of his bagel. 😂

My Mom, She can't eat a whole Bagel.

A crazy person

no it's not, it's her way of arousing suspicion in Wilson

Bros before hoes

I recognize that pfp

Lol I think you meant "hors d'oeuvres"

hes not stupid enough to do anything bad to it

@@tedros6917 Yet.

Orderve, seriously? 😂😂

No, he just didn't want the burden of being a shoulder to cry on again.

@@leximusmaximus4593 that’s what house would say, to deflect. The truth is he does love and care for Wilson. Its pretty obvious. Especially by the end of the show

I actually like Wilson better than House! 😄😄

You, attractive to all the wrong women.

Right!

More like "nawt"

@@kalmalvo7607 ?

No me

Yes to all!

Is she? I'm more into the Cameron types

Where?

Just no. Imagine half of the jokes can't be said just because of SJW, Jews and feminazis.

@@masters.1000 imagine actually thinking like that lmao

@@masters.1000 jews? the creator of houseMD david shore is jewish, producer brian singer is jewish. wha u talking about bro?

Except they wouldn't really be able to without completely cocking up the ending.

She *IS* a man

Raouf Smail *like a lady but the lady is man*

She wants to be a man!

*It is MA'AM.*

@Malakai Blue or samuel

So true...

You'll be surprised to know that the characters names were based on Sherlock Holmes too. Wilson substitute for Watson, House substitutes for Holmes.

ME TOO

It ain't all roses. Most people couldn't possibly handle this type of NARC safely.

@@jaimhaas5170 it sure ain't, but nobody's perfect. I'd love to have a person like House in my life.

He might drug you tho...

I love house. But I'd hate to be his friend.