You WON'T Believe How This Ends... 

I've been wondering, "When a grown man plays video games for a living, what does he do for a hobby?" Now I know. God help me, now I know.

Guys, be extra nice to DGR in the next few videos. He went through hell on stream yesterday, dealing with a troll hour for quite literally 10 hours. I'm sure there will be a cut down RU-vid video but for full effect, you can catch the entire vod of it on his twitch page.

4:40 - On this one attempt, you kicked the shell back to the left after you grabbed the bomb, the shell hit off the side of the muncher, and it glided over the top of the bottom muncher - where you could've just bounced on it instead of doing a shell jump. I THINK you could've jumped high enough off that to get over the spike, if done perfectly. (When you said "That's just gross" after that attempt, I assumed you noticed the movement of the shell and realized that maneuver was intended.) I'm no expert on this level, but the way it lined up that one time makes me think that that was the intended way to do the first part.

20:10 that is the first time DGR has been clutch this year

I feel like the start. Dave is so good on super mario maker 2. Dave never fails to make us smile! :)

Dave looking at a family of peaceful paratroopas: I wonder if i could get a 1-up from that?

1:20: "I implore you to go watch the RU-vid video on the world's most snaps in a minute." And make it snappy!

I had to pause this video to look up the Guinness World Record for fastest snaps in 1 minute. I checked out the comments. Wasn't disappointed. Thanks, Dave!

3:17 I laughed so hard when Bowser jumped to his death! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also I’m surprised Dave didn’t realize that first level he played was a title screen level.

We both had the same "OOOH!" reaction when you died at 20:10 and it made me LOL

When he said "momma" at the 1:00 minute mark I instinctively just ooo'ed

1:46 As Penga would say "What a shot!..", you got gamed on 😂😂

Dave: tries to speed clap, is only able to for 5 seconds Me: only manages it to do it for three seconds if i get my hands wet first, otherwise i suck

Unless the twist is "DGR never loses and keeps playing forever", I have a pretty good guess how this ends :D

I have to say, the opening clap sequence when you hear it without seeing it and out of context is both disturbing and hilarious. that first 40 seconds or so is just unironically disturbing. just go back and close your eyes and listen. you'll see

20:25 is some strong AVGN "YOU CAN JUST WALK OVER IT?!" (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES) energy.

Thanks Dave! Snapping video was definitely worth it

One minute in and i just want to say, Dave, you’re living your best life.

*DGR making unintelligible noises at the start of the video* Me: Welp, Dave is having a stroke again…

I think for the last level you have to spin jump at the start, and every time u move forward from exiting a door. I believe it gives u a small speed boost

Wow, mentioning that Full House bit brought back a memory I thought long forgotten since it's been literal decades since I last saw that episode.

Game recommendation dave/dgr you should play the game "Before Your Eyes"" you won't regret missing out on this amazing and emotional gem maybe even get your wife to go through it its main mechanic is using your webcam to detect when you blink and the mouse

“Yeah I play video games, make my own schedule and am a total boss for work” “Well what do you do for a hobby?” DAVE - learns to clap

I haven't seen a clap that fast since my old college days

14:24 missed opportunity for Squidward and the fork.

It's a beautiful bean burrito, that checkpoint bean burrito.

I’ve had a terrible day and you ended up putting a smile on my face Thanks Dave

3:23 OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

I think Ive commented some toxic stuff, Im sorry about that, if i have. But DGR I have been a long time watcher. I sort of have a love/hate thing going on with you. But i also think thats sorta your brand. For so many people to watch you, even though youre not the best, its pretty awesome. your personality shines through, and im so happy for you for accomplishing your goals. KEEP GOING

dave literally clapping for the first minute of the video:

I started reading chat a bit on the video and someone mentions the runoff at 17:50 so it was very satisfying to see him get it

Dave is learning how to clap fast? Just needs some flamenco music... May I suggest Paco De Lucia?

Into was too perfect! "Yeah, that's how I spend my free time. Judge me! Still laughing because I believe him 💯 😆 🤣

I've never been on Twitch but was very confused by the polls showing 2M people. Thank you chat for informing me that this is money, not viewers. That makes much more sense.

SO many time Dave says “Are you kidding me?” I’m like are YOU kidding ME…

1:01 I heard a little Freddy Mercury in this moment.

Again an awesome stream! As for the door level, most likely at the end you need an additional door back and door back to gain some 'scroll time'. ;)

Dave On Easy Mode: Here, Take this L Dave On Medium Mode: I am going to beat this 1 Billion Times Dave on Hard Mode: This it what my Non Believers Play. Come on. Dave on Expert Mode: Ok, now let's try something a little bit less, because unfortunatly the Believer and Non Believers Said I can't beat this on 100% Dave on Super Expert: Believer, get together and sing this holy song of what monstrocities and good levels have to offer. Dave on UnderWorld Mode: I am going to be the gift of god, the new MAN-CHIlD-MONKEY-BABY. Dave on Dad Mode: I am going to make you a believer alright. (Grabs the belt)

I legit started to try fast clapping after seeing you do it and now I wanna keep doing it lol

14:00 I will give 100 dollars to the person that can name the exact number across all his videos.

First 3mins 30secs… pure gold!!! Now to finish the episode.

You had me worried there Dave. Clutching it out, making all us believers proud. Edit: Next level doesn't change the pride from the clutch one.

Once you master fasted clapper, you can move on to hand whistling.

im still not licking anything dave

That was amazing. Especially the ending! Wow!

Last run looks like it would have got it if you had landed the jump.

For that last level, I think you had to wait for the screen to scroll a bit before getting on the conveyor, so you could get to the goal without the screen scroll screwing up your momentum

16:33 Too soon, man. Too soon.

Omg thank you for that amazing video! I will be spreading that through work tomorrow.

Lol Dave wants to sound like an entire audience clapping.

Only an auto masochist would intentionally subject themself to this kind of torture

"We are witnessing a grown man, unraveling before your very eyes. Take a good look." DGR - 2022

I bet it ends by ending

An audience listens, spectators view.

Aha! Adidadidania - Dave

That Beginning

I searched the snap video, whoever made the subtitles should get a raise

@DGR: If I would have been a kaizo expert on shell jump I would have boo the level, why? Easy Dev door, this could mean from the start he could never clear is own level, and from the first checkpoint he could never clear is own level. so that is why he needed the dev door, if the level was actually possible, without the dev door, rules one if you do not hide the dev door make sure the player waste more time to access it so they do not result in getting a world record, the other rules make sure after the dev door you can play a level it does not have to be kaizo but it would waste more time then doing the actual kaizo, or alternate path. They are situation that a dev door is nesseray, for example if the only way to change the blue solid block to open blue block is to die after hitting the check point, you need a dev door to be able to clear check, hidde the dev door, and even if you hide the dev door just in case they fine it, make sure they waste time being able to access it, and the other thing that I explain before.

18:45 I get your reference

Watch the slow mo guys video about the most claps in a minute. It’s actually really interesting to see it in slow mo. Also bc Dave is doing it wrong.

I love how he got his 100th coin with one life left 20:16

17:45 Wow. AhHAA I didn’t e eh I didngethe aninya.

There's only one for this to end. For you to beat Spiny Control. Until then, this will continue.

On that 4 sec level I think you throw the bomb on the first jump, then do the shell jump

In that final level.. did you try going through any doors twice? You know from troll levels that going through a door pauses the game clock, if you need more time, then spend more of it going through doors.

You're already clapping pretty fast in my opinion! Keep going!

Dave is the Kenny Pickett of Mario Maker

I am always impressed ya can do it Dave, I can't do it

I CAN'T believe how this ends! 😁😂

*fast clap* for this episode - fun 😂

Pause buffering doesn't work well because it resets your input making you slower

That last level you should have went in and out a few more times maybe.

10:00 Wut wut wut WUTTTT

2nd week of suggesting unlimited skips on the first level only after 5-10 deaths. Only first level (completed).

This is the new world's fastest clapper: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Z571ByeNbPQ.html. Name of Bryan Bednarek.

Yes you can Dave.

Uncle Joey had a sweet spot too. It was in Alanis Morissette.

17:46 Nani?

I'm not judging you for trying to learn how to clap fast, Dave. I'm judging you for thinking that what you wear has any impact on your gameplay.

I get the Uncle Jesse Sweet Spot reference

I found a really hard bean burrito level that I think would be hilarious for you to try T6S-GTD-6QF

I can clap fast Both ur hands have to form a slightly bowl ish form and then the top of ur hand has to collide with the bottom of the other hand It might be hard to preform, but practice is the right form

Lol reminds me of a ProZd skit.

Hey

Ah yes, F A S T C L A P

You don’t have any spare time¿

I swear i have seen dave play the last level before?

I saw the X you cant fool me

Noice! love me some SENSEC

I’m obviously missing something but why does he have to go through the first 2 doors in the last level?

167:46-17:50 #intro

so cool

You should be happy that you cannot

Is Dave ever going to beat 9 levels? 😂

You've got the clap 😆😆

I can clap one-handed.

Shoomba?

He's not that bad at the game but at the same time he his because he makes so many dumb decisions

Why does he wear those glasses? Does he have a medical issue with one of his eyes? I mean I guess it's kind of quirky the first couple of times he's done it but...

I wonder if the intro scared off some new comers 😭