Your Body is Amazing 

Whenever you call someone an asshole, you aren't lying.

"Im 6 foot but only around 8am" "W h a t ?"

The first one caught me off guard 💀

"Every human started as an anus" I knew it. We all are assholes.

Sam really needs a new comment section now

“Im sure you’re all feeling it right now, kinda sad” Caught me in 4k

“i only date guys 6ft or taller” me: 181cm - *waits until the morning*

*Bro's casually calling everyone an a$$hole*

“This is why the human body is amazing” The first fact: 💀💀🤨🤨

wasn’t ready for the first one

Bruh, destroyed my life with the 2 first facts☠️☠️

my parents walked in when he said "a women's vagina and your butthole"

“Trust me babe I’m 6’0 but only in the morning”

Son, “why are you holding 20 bricks on your femur”

The first one jumpscared me 💀 💀 💀

"No mom sambucha is kids friendly" Mom:oh really?

me: oh thank god i have headphones in

Ok I was not ready for this💀

Bro caught us in 4k

I’m boutta test how strong my femur is and I’m gonna sue Sam for it Update: I won $2 in the case but I might die

Rip to anyone who is sitting next to their parents 💀

Ok.. I was not ready for the first one 💀😭

Wasnt prepared for that😂

" I know your all feeling it right now and, speaking of buttholes" 💀

Bro can say things on youtube fluently without getting canceled 💀

I was drinking water when you said the first thing 😢😅😂 I’m not ok😢😢🩵🩷

"I'm sure you're feeling it right now" 💀💀💀

Socond fact made me break my leg

Sam is the type of guy who can call people a$$hole and easily get away with it

I seriously played out loud with my family in the room😭

*reaches first seconds of the short* *sighs* *checks comments*

My collar bone that’s broken: hell nah you need to drink calcium baby

My sister has a phrase she uses when dealing with jerks. "Everybody starts as an ass hole, some people stay that way"

My grade 7 bully said "you will never touch p*ssy bro." Today, I proved him wrong.

And due to first developing a blastopore, for that reason, vertebrates ( Chordata, which includes all animals with a spinal column ) are more closely related to sea urchins , sea stars and sea cucumbers ( Echinodermata ) than with any other invertebrate.

yeah but the pain sensory still works on the femur bone-

Bro took “you’re an asshole” literally 💀😊

“And speaking of growth, every morning your about 2….” All men know what comes next…

Nah my ring fingers nails grow 3000000x the speed of my dominant hand💀💀💀

"Femur can hold a few tons of weight" That explains why Caseoh can stand.

When bro said "I'm sure you're all feeling it right now", I was trying to chew my Reese's Peanut Butter Cup 😂😂😂

Sam is the type of guy to whisper “Your body is a wonderland” softly in your ear.

Thank you for this information 😂

So that's why I grew tall so fast during the movement control order which launched due to covid few years ago, I spend 50% of my time laying on bed playing mobile game and the other 50% sitting in front of my pc playing Minecraft.

Rip to the 4 yrs watching beside their mom 💀

I was not ready for the first one💀

No wonder why it feels smooth

Bro really called all of us assholes in the most scientific way possible

“your body is amazing” *proceeds to tell me the one fact that makes me already not think my body is amazing*

"your nails grow faster on your dominant hand!" but what if im ambidextrous?

When I was born, the doctors said. Sorry sir.. sorry Maam.. she’s gonna have short. Femurs

I have a theory about the fingernail one: Maybe the ones on ur dominant hand grow faster because since you use that hand more, you're using the muscles in that hand more. Muscles need blood to contract or expand. Since you use your dominant hand more that means your dominant hand gets more fresh, healthy blood thus allowing the fingernails to grow faster since they're getting a brand new supply of blood to get nutrients from

the video started out strong 💀

The first one caught me off guard💀

My phone was full volume in the living room

*Me sitting next to my dad* "Oh shi-" 💀💀

As a person who broke their femur I can confirm it hurts like hell

Y’all this was my first short and I pulled up on RU-vid and I accidentally didn’t know I had it on full volume and I was in the car.

I always see my nose, I feel the clothes on my body, I breathe manually, and I feel my blood flowing through my veins. I’m in constant agony.

I'm trumetized after the first one💀

Grades according to parents. A: Average B: Below Average C: Can't have dinner D: Don't come home F: Find a new family

I got yelled at by mom from this lmao

I'm feeling AMAZING! Sambucha.

“So do with that information what you’d like” Proceeds to carve out the inside of my cheek

"The femur bone in the human body can hold up to a few tons" So I guess that's why nikocado avocado uses an electric scooter💀 Wow 100 likes? Thx guys!

Once upon a time in the quaint village of Willowbrook, nestled amidst rolling hills and lush forests, there lived a young girl named Elara. Elara had always been fascinated by the stories her grandmother told her about a mysterious hidden grove deep within the heart of the forest. According to her grandmother, this grove was said to be enchanted, filled with magical creatures and wondrous sights. Despite warnings from the villagers about the dangers of the forest, Elara's curiosity only grew stronger with each passing day. One fateful morning, she decided to embark on a daring adventure to uncover the secrets of the hidden grove. Armed with nothing but her courage and determination, Elara set off into the dense forest, guided only by the whispers of the wind and the gentle rustle of leaves. The further she ventured, the more enchanted the forest seemed to become, with shafts of golden sunlight filtering through the canopy above, casting a magical glow upon everything it touched. After what felt like hours of wandering, Elara stumbled upon a narrow path hidden beneath a blanket of ivy. Intrigued, she followed the path deeper into the forest until she reached a clearing unlike any she had ever seen before. Towering trees surrounded a shimmering pool of crystal-clear water, and in the center of the clearing stood a majestic oak tree with gnarled branches reaching towards the sky. As Elara approached the oak tree, she noticed a small door nestled within its trunk. With trembling hands, she pushed it open and stepped inside, her heart pounding with excitement. What she found inside took her breath away. The interior of the tree was transformed into a magical sanctuary, filled with twinkling fireflies and delicate flowers that seemed to dance to an unseen melody. In the center of the chamber stood a magnificent unicorn, its coat as white as freshly fallen snow and its horn gleaming in the soft light. The unicorn regarded Elara with gentle eyes, and with a voice like the tinkling of bells, it spoke to her. "Welcome, brave traveler," it said. "You have journeyed far to find this place, and your courage has led you to discover the wonders of the hidden grove." Overwhelmed with awe, Elara listened as the unicorn revealed the secrets of the grove and shared tales of ancient magic that had long been forgotten by the world. She spent hours in the company of the magical creature, learning and exploring until the sun began to set, casting long shadows across the forest floor. As darkness fell, Elara bid farewell to the unicorn and the enchanted grove, knowing that she would carry the memories of her adventure with her always. With a heart full of wonder and a mind filled with dreams, she made her way back to the village, eager to share her tale with her grandmother and all who would listen. And though many years would pass, Elara would never forget the day she stumbled upon the hidden grove and discovered the magic that lay hidden within the heart of the forest. For in that moment, she realized that true magic lies not in spells or potions, but in the courage to follow your heart and believe in the impossible the end.

“Con-Crete “🤣

Sam is the type of guy who said "vagina" in sex Ed and laughs

I cant wait to tell all my friends these amazing facts

“Hey can we go get dinner tonight” “Nah let’s go for breakfast, I’m taller that way.”

“Sure you feeling it right now” bro called us out 😂

Enough internet for today 💀

“The tissue in your cheeks are composed of the same cells found in your……..other cheeks”

"Just one more short before bed" The short in question:

Me thinking i can lift a few tons But can't even lift a gallon

We gotta start putting censored bars on noses in pictures now

This is why your body is amazing - Oh great! A video I can watch in front of my parents! -The first fact-

"Your femur is stronger than concrete and even steel" Me: So you're telling me that I can make a tank out of human femurs.

the first one really caught me off guard💀 (And don’t say anything like “oh this is about the body not something dirty” this is NEW to me.)

The fact that Sam can keep a straight face says something, I don’t know what it says, but it really says something.

Me: oh luckily I have headphones in

The one about nails growing faster on the dominant gave us true for me. I’m right handed and the nails on my right hand always break so easily and are significantly shorter than the ones on my left hand.

When he said that start part my volume was at like %80 and everybody heard it

"That means it can support a few tons of weight" Me on my way to leg press a few tons of weight:

Bro really knows how to do thumbnails 💀

the cheek part actually makes sense, cause it’s bumpy if you see where i’m getting here

No wonder I pick on my left fingernails and rarely pick at my right fingernails…….

which is probably why people say, "Use your legs, not your back." Since our femur bone is strong as heck

BRO MY PARENTS WERE NEXT TO ME WHYYYYY💀💀💀

“The femur is the strongest bone in the human body!” Then how come my dad broke it when he bumped into his bed frame…

I'm pretty sure after that first fact, every guy out there is not stopping trying to lick their cheek cells.

Sam is the type of guy who'd casually talk about buttholes in front of women

It’s true, the femur is very strong! In year 6, when I was going back to class after my PE lesson, Me and my 2 good friends were behind the rest of the class just messing around and play fighting each other. It was harmless until one of my good friends decides to chuck his *steel* water bottle in my direction. Hits me straight in the leg and I fall on the floor. My friends are panicking like “Are you alright!?” And I just get up and we all just start laughing. It hurt like crap as well but it was hilarious. Then me (who is basically limping) and my friends are walking back to class, everyone ahead of us, and there is just blood drizzling down my leg (I didn’t bother to clean it because i thought it would be funny seeing the utter fear on my classmates faces). The lesson was just about to end so the teachers had us sit outside before we went to class. Everyone else is sitting down and then they see us 3 walking to them. Of course, they all saw blood just going down my leg and I was completely unfazed. Everyone is looking at me and the teacher just says “Dude, are you- are you alright?” And I’m just like “Yeah” and me and my two friends just have big grins on our face through the whole thing. Long story short, they got some tissues and an ice pack, and put it on my leg. When the teachers asked what happened, I, as the loyal friend I am, said that I simply tripped. I was limping the rest of the day. I was pretty pissed at my friend but he didn’t give a damn. Holy crap this is the longest comment I’ve ever written, this might be longer than my English exam…

*rare footage of sambucha not being kid friendly*

Hospital: why is there so many people coming in with broken legs lately Sam: wasn't me 😬

I've been struggling with my body inage recently, so thanks, man. I needed this.

My mums right near me my volume is high💀💀R.I.P

Bro took “stop talking out your a**” to a whole new level

That sometimes we wake up and feel like we actually crew something but didn’t

The first short that pops up while sitting next to Mom 💀