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Your "Evil" Minion Comforts You (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A] 

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Script: Commissioned by Brandon Porter
Listener: Neutral
Imagine becoming a hero smh couldn't be me

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@dmr778810
@dmr778810 2 года назад
This is _the_ most soft I've heard you speak in a while. "Taking over the tri-state-what-now?" I just took a sip of my drink, and I almost wore it.
@notthebloodfiend
@notthebloodfiend 2 года назад
- Taking over the tri-state-what-now? - It's a villain inside joke. Despicable that you don't understand it
@kaiser_Haux
@kaiser_Haux 2 года назад
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎶
@ahabthewhatifer
@ahabthewhatifer 2 года назад
@@kaiser_Haux you hit me in the childhood
@sharperknife4707
@sharperknife4707 Год назад
@@kaiser_Hauxwhere being evil is not debated
@akisa7865
@akisa7865 2 года назад
Villain: *Shoots Commander Fistfight* Commander Fistfight: You fixed my shoulder Villain: GOD DAMNI-
@puglife658
@puglife658 2 года назад
I like how this implies that heroism and villainy are both more like occupations. Like, you go to the city hall or something and you’re just like “Hey so I’d like to become a supervillain. Are there any openings? … Yeah I can wait. … Nice. Thanks so much. I’ll get started right away.”
@brainydragonva
@brainydragonva 2 года назад
Reminds me of Worm, actually.
@DonovanZane
@DonovanZane 2 года назад
Almost expected the Despicable Me minion gibberish for 10 minutes, and I think I’ve got an idea for a commission.
@FakeASMR
@FakeASMR 2 года назад
don't
@rederic7192
@rederic7192 2 года назад
@@FakeASMR no
@m1xxx3r
@m1xxx3r 2 года назад
Banana
@Idlemage
@Idlemage 2 года назад
Plz no
@therealharmacist5627
@therealharmacist5627 2 года назад
@Donozane YOU, YOU are a true villain
@TrueLadyEvilChan
@TrueLadyEvilChan 2 года назад
An "evil" villain like me needs some comfort now and then. Thank you.
@thatkiwiguy.738
@thatkiwiguy.738 2 года назад
Evil? How evil?
@TrueLadyEvilChan
@TrueLadyEvilChan 2 года назад
@@thatkiwiguy.738 Hmmm~ Some may say I am psychotic. Ahahaha
@thatkiwiguy.738
@thatkiwiguy.738 2 года назад
@@TrueLadyEvilChan I see, so you and I are quite alike.
@B3lph3g0r
@B3lph3g0r Год назад
People say I'm delusional, look like a psychopath, being pathetic and occasionally being mad about me telling them to kill themselves. They also mentioned I write as if my villain arc begins. ._.
@mirage809
@mirage809 2 года назад
This villain needs a villainous jingle. And a dark tower. And a villainous cackle. Tri-state area? Doofenschmirtz?
@Jacksonthehedgehog9
@Jacksonthehedgehog9 2 года назад
Evil incorporated!🎶
@mr.vesper5659
@mr.vesper5659 2 года назад
I can always count on Fake to make me feel better about being evil
@brandonporter2321
@brandonporter2321 2 года назад
2 things, well 3 rather 1. This script I commission was inspired by r/writingprompts post I saw on Reddit. 2. 4:58 - 5:33 is a nod/reference to my first completed script series I posted on Reddit title "Supervillain takes you in". 3. I will forever enjoy reading these comments. It always makes my day. ~Brandon P. (Exotailx3)
@mirage809
@mirage809 2 года назад
You're writing the good stuff Brandon. These audios you've commissioned aren't doing much for getting me to go to sleep, but they do crack me up quite a bit!
@towerbolt-lock38rs74
@towerbolt-lock38rs74 2 года назад
Haha! I knew I recognized the reference. Good job!
@White_Recluse
@White_Recluse 2 года назад
“I slept 8 hours” Me a night shift worker: What the fuck is sleep?
@elstrumva5783
@elstrumva5783 2 года назад
I haven't even listened but all I can see in my head is the scene from mega mind where he says "My MinYon!" very tearfully
@Fonzie4444
@Fonzie4444 2 года назад
POV: You're Megamind Our minion even kind of acts like Minion
@dervorenger2331
@dervorenger2331 2 года назад
how dare you flex your sleeping hours like that
@ShadowcZ-pu9gl
@ShadowcZ-pu9gl 2 года назад
0:06 “ boss you killed a child “ “ good work this is why your the chief “
@manazeskull9918
@manazeskull9918 2 года назад
I recognized the "super villain takes you in" reference and I like it
@brandonporter2321
@brandonporter2321 2 года назад
;)
@idkWTCMCN
@idkWTCMCN 8 месяцев назад
Cant believe fake turned us into a unsuccessful villian
@vanguardRailgun924
@vanguardRailgun924 2 года назад
BEHOLD! The Kuudereinator! It will turn every woman in a 1000 km radius into Kuuderes and then I can take over the entire Tri-state area!
@noble430
@noble430 2 года назад
This guy is just when a villain has plot armor
@charleswalker8262
@charleswalker8262 2 года назад
Now WHY Do I Get The Feeling That This "EVIL" Villain Has A Crush On His Minion, But He's Too Shy To Tell Her.
@Hoodie9129
@Hoodie9129 2 года назад
Now we need a sequel
@Manlikegibbon
@Manlikegibbon 2 года назад
@@Hoodie9129 agreed
@Bluemoon30-06
@Bluemoon30-06 2 года назад
Man, Fake is pumping these out everytime I open RU-vid. Maybe 2022 will be a good year.
@JETBLACKCORD
@JETBLACKCORD 2 года назад
jinxed it
@DoughnutDragon
@DoughnutDragon 2 года назад
Man this reminds me of a bit somewhere of a villan who accidentally helps because he's so ineffective as a villan.
@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 2 года назад
9:20 “why yes! Like infiltrating the local Diner and changing all the prices to 9,99!! HAHAHAHA!! YES! I’M SO EVIL!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!” 😆😆
@212Maciek
@212Maciek 2 года назад
Gee. That's so Profersor Chaos right there.
@zoesoundglave3897
@zoesoundglave3897 2 года назад
wait the nerdy hero that got kidnapped by a villian i remember listening to that asmr
@jennathekitsune6456
@jennathekitsune6456 2 года назад
I was getting comfy in the voice, and then the Doofy joke caught me completely off guard
@defcom-zc4hy
@defcom-zc4hy 2 года назад
Is this audio a reference to the super villain that ends up doing heroic things when he intends to do evil things. Even the thing where she says she discovered her powers by being pushed off of a building by the villain. Pretty sure it was a Tumblr post.
@thatkiwiguy.738
@thatkiwiguy.738 2 года назад
I don't know how you do it Fake. But your content always makes me feel uplifted. Thank you.
@alwest4472
@alwest4472 2 года назад
Been playing evil genius 2 recently and if more minions acted like this I wouldn’t have to shoot them to motivate the other workers!
@themaddoctor5304
@themaddoctor5304 2 года назад
Yeah, but it's also pretty funny to watch them coward.
@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 2 года назад
7:58 aha! The reference! Ah, I love it.
@JLocke0113
@JLocke0113 7 месяцев назад
Even evil megalomaniacs need a halping hand sometimes.
@cucumber7199
@cucumber7199 2 года назад
Cucumber Approved ‎‎
@AustinJASMR
@AustinJASMR 2 года назад
Everyone else: This reminds me of Gru. Me: This reminds me of that Prozd skit where the villain ends up helping
@DoughnutDragon
@DoughnutDragon 2 года назад
Just because he's a bad guy does not mean he's a bad guy.
@afrosaratoga2572
@afrosaratoga2572 2 года назад
I thought we we Dr. Doofensmerts XD
@ducklord1021
@ducklord1021 2 года назад
this is just as good as your evil gf comforts you
@ducklord1021
@ducklord1021 2 года назад
wait take over the tri-state what
@wetfloorsign6299
@wetfloorsign6299 2 года назад
you know I always stand near wetspots waiting for people to slip so I can laugh at them yet they never slip and that seems to be only when I'm around so something is up here
@moparty4409
@moparty4409 2 года назад
The true villian is the alcohol and narcotics spiral I'm about to go into. *sobs* why are all my plans complete failures.
@Moist_Roomba
@Moist_Roomba 2 года назад
Pro zd villain from that one skit
@DoughnutDragon
@DoughnutDragon 2 года назад
Thats where the bit was from. I thought the same thing but couldn't remember where i specifically saw it.
@ias8961
@ias8961 2 года назад
The maid outfit bit got me rollin
@Nobunga
@Nobunga 2 года назад
We're the guy from the ProZD sketch
@squishysquid2572
@squishysquid2572 2 года назад
Idk how these don't get more likes
@gaysarec00l
@gaysarec00l 2 года назад
This is what the minions should've been
@khalidpatterson1422
@khalidpatterson1422 2 года назад
voice of a goddess
@alex-qd4oz
@alex-qd4oz 2 года назад
why are you farming the fishman soldier
@khalidpatterson1422
@khalidpatterson1422 2 года назад
@@alex-qd4oz that profile pic is from like 10 yrs ago so i have no idea
@themaddoctor5304
@themaddoctor5304 2 года назад
"I just can't wrap my head around it! Even those scientists I hired can't seem to get S.I.R.E.N up and running. What kind of supervillain planning world domination doesn't have a working doomsday device?! Ugh...this is infuriating."
@gameralien3206
@gameralien3206 Год назад
Jokes on you I can't sleep for two days and nights
@kommandobosssnikrot9283
@kommandobosssnikrot9283 2 года назад
Remember what I taught you minion don't take shit from other supers!
@DrDunsparce
@DrDunsparce 2 года назад
Comfort asmr 🥰
@jimmymondedo3324
@jimmymondedo3324 2 года назад
Can we get a part 2
@jas_cr1m
@jas_cr1m 2 года назад
Pov: You're Diovolo talking to Doppio
@anomanderrake654
@anomanderrake654 2 года назад
Question can I hire her? I'm an aspiring villain and I need good minions
@KingDragonBlood
@KingDragonBlood 2 года назад
Aaaaawwwww so sweet I’m a terrible villain tho hahaha
@GAMINGDEVlL
@GAMINGDEVlL 2 года назад
**insert funny relevant joke**
@Chara-yp6zj
@Chara-yp6zj 2 года назад
Legit sounds like the book called A Series of Fortunate Events lol
@Thehumangamers2585
@Thehumangamers2585 2 года назад
Can't wait for my evil girlfriend 2 or supervillain girlfriend 2
@kalemuffins8547
@kalemuffins8547 2 года назад
Hopefully she also got some fresh Wisconsin Creamery Cheese from the grocery store.
@spidergalva
@spidergalva 2 года назад
Yes, such “cruelty”
@generallumos6876
@generallumos6876 Год назад
9:56 I am.
@leanmussel6446
@leanmussel6446 2 года назад
POV your mega mind
@sentientbottleofglue6272
@sentientbottleofglue6272 2 года назад
Nice
@chris_morgenstern2114
@chris_morgenstern2114 2 года назад
Before the hour gang 👇
@tmotheinferno
@tmotheinferno 2 года назад
Hold on did you just reference what I think you referenced
@sentientbottleofglue6272
@sentientbottleofglue6272 2 года назад
*GLUE*😈
@LC-X
@LC-X 2 года назад
POV: You’re BlackHat.
@lol-2247
@lol-2247 2 года назад
Hello there
@adventuringporing2628
@adventuringporing2628 2 года назад
😊💙
@reddino2567
@reddino2567 2 года назад
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