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Your Girlfriend Totally Isn't a Zombie [Audio Roleplay] [Confession] [Reverse Comfort] [Wholesome] 

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Your cute new girlfriend has a secret and you've got suspicions about what it is. After all, her perfume smells like embalming fluid and you just found a severed finger in your bedroom! Of course she denies being undead. Who wouldn't deny being a zombie? Nobody wants to date a monster girl! Luckily, you're willing to support her coming clean.
[F4A] [Established Relationship] [Keeping Secrets] [Denial] [Anxious, Fearful Girlfriend] [Reverse Comfort] [Supportive Listener] [Confessions] [Gentle Teasing] [Tickling] [L-Bombs] [Cooking]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Shynosaur, with adlibs by me!
SFX: freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 license
HERE FOR THE BOOS 2: DAY 7! Hey, look! Another slice of life monster girl audio! And our first established relationship roleplay of the event! I hope you enjoy the zany (but wholesome!) comedy of having a zombie gf.
#audioroleplay
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@SolarGirlASMR
@SolarGirlASMR Год назад
I had someone commenting on mine: "I was worried she only loved me for my body, now I realize she loves me for my 🧠", and this was hilarious, so I decided to share with you in hopes to make you laugh as well 😆😇
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
😆🤣 Absolutely fantastic. Thanks for sharing!
@SolarGirlASMR
@SolarGirlASMR Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio glad to make you smile 👌😊
@joshuarudolph902
@joshuarudolph902 Год назад
Take your thumbs up and get out.
@the__wolf5087
@the__wolf5087 Год назад
“Dr Romero, zombie doctor.” Now that’s a subtle joke, but a good one!
@BigQ8753
@BigQ8753 Год назад
Got to love the reference
@Lampironstudios215
@Lampironstudios215 Год назад
What's the referance?
@BigQ8753
@BigQ8753 Год назад
@@Lampironstudios215 the first zombie movie, the maker was named Romero
@Lampironstudios215
@Lampironstudios215 Год назад
@@BigQ8753 oh ok cool
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 8 месяцев назад
That one had me in stitches! 😂
@IronPiedmont
@IronPiedmont Год назад
"I'm not infectious!" You may not be, but your cuteness is!
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 Год назад
So adorable!
@anomanderrake654
@anomanderrake654 Год назад
Aww, a zombie girl. The only type of woman truly willing to give you her heart.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Definitely the only type who can give it away with it without dying! Uh, again. 🤣
@AmunDeus
@AmunDeus Год назад
*"nobody wants to date a monster girl"* Right, right, ahem, nobody at all and certainly not me. No, not at all... 👀
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Yes, absolutely no one I know would be interested in romance with a monster girl! >.>
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 Год назад
Your entertaining vocal work has me *in stitches.* *I'm dying* to know how you worked on it.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Well, what it really comes down to is--waaaait a minute! I see what you did there.
@jacket5191
@jacket5191 Год назад
You do gotta watch out for diehard fans though they'll *eat you alive*
@primrosevale1995
@primrosevale1995 Год назад
Your performance is beautiful in this, so many good moments. The defeated “I’ve been looking for it all day”, the ugly crying “I’m sorry!” after burning the food, the quick happy crying “I love yous”, how embarrassed she is about being bitten on the butt, there are too many sweet and adorable bits in this one! You make her sound so sincere and caring, great job! Also love the lore of this one, and the connection to the recent vampire video, credit to the writer.
@MrPF
@MrPF Год назад
I almost choked on my food when she started imitating a vampire Your audios are the best Velvet
@yetiman8442
@yetiman8442 Год назад
That's ok. People get suspicious of me too when I tell them that I'm just a humble necromancer. All I want is to raise a family.
@yandereneko5523
@yandereneko5523 Год назад
A girlfriend who totally isn't a zombie for a boyfriend who totally isn't a neko, and both of us totally aren't yanderes, and this totally isn't a love potion, isn't out relationship totally normal?
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
You will live happily ever after in a nice, normal suburb where no one suspects a thing!
@FNWendigo
@FNWendigo Год назад
When everyones a yandere, NOBODY is.
@yeetboi3286
@yeetboi3286 Год назад
@@FNWendigo yeah cause then yandere behavior would be normal and you'd have to go above and beyond just to be considered a yandere instead of just simply stabbing someone who looks at your crush
@CHEEZ_22
@CHEEZ_22 Год назад
And I totally didn't hide 10 nuclear bombs all over this house. You've got 1 hour.
@jacket5191
@jacket5191 Год назад
@@CHEEZ_22 1 hour to eat all the bombs using mustard? *Deal*
@SabreAran
@SabreAran Год назад
"Its ok the finger isn't mine" ...........THAT RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!
@darknephilim3248
@darknephilim3248 Год назад
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers?"
@JohnDoe-w9d
@JohnDoe-w9d 18 дней назад
💀💀💀
@spcralph
@spcralph Год назад
Awesome job Miss Velvet! The reference to the vampire roommate audio had me laughing so hard, that my gut hurts a little bit now, lol. Overall, I thought you did a great job with this audio, thank you so much for sharing your wonderful voice with us.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! The little connection between this and the vampire roommate audio is because Shynosaur wrote both! (As well as the lamia coworker from the week before, actually.) I didn't mean to do a Shynosaur cinematic universe this month, it just sort of worked out that way.
@shynosaurasmr7736
@shynosaurasmr7736 Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio And I am happy and more than a little flattered you did
@TheYounglingSlayer
@TheYounglingSlayer Год назад
There are certainly worse secrets to keep from the ones you care for. Padmé learned that when she dropped a twin sized surprise on me after saving Creamy Sheev from Grievous!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
(Cut to Padme, literally dropping twin babies on Anakin from a cartoonish height.)
@TheYounglingSlayer
@TheYounglingSlayer Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio *camera slow zooms on Anakin, shaking his head* Politicians are supposed to kiss baby's, not drop em' Senator!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
🤣
@javargriffin1771
@javargriffin1771 Год назад
A girlfriend is a zombie now that's interesting definitely need part 2 or 3 definitely wholesome and adorable
@ZayZenBlaze
@ZayZenBlaze Год назад
Proceeds to listen to this on repeat because Zombie girls/this story are awesome ^_^
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Aw!! That's a wonderful endorsement! I loved this script SO much and I'm glad you do too!
@sonofccn
@sonofccn Год назад
A zombie girlfriend pretending to be a vampire girlfriend was something I didn't know I needed until now. :) Whole thing was as zany and funny as promised. And of course Dr. Romero. Hat tip to horror movie references.
@CdrChaos
@CdrChaos Год назад
George will live forever through pop culture references.
@tombworld9012
@tombworld9012 Год назад
Don't you mean to describe this as a slice of unlife monster girl audio?
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Oh, sure, get technical on me! 😋
@hod2024
@hod2024 Год назад
The leather couch similie had me wheezing 💀
@josephbrown4768
@josephbrown4768 Год назад
This had a lot more feels than I thought it would. First I got sad, then I got happy again. 😊
@zeeba3999
@zeeba3999 Год назад
This was absolutely precious, and hilarious. Definitely one of my favorites you've done ^_^
@Astrofrank
@Astrofrank 10 месяцев назад
Vanilla Velvet Audio + Shynosaur = Dream Team
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio 10 месяцев назад
Aw. 💖
@shynosaurasmr7736
@shynosaurasmr7736 10 месяцев назад
Totally agree!
@mstrswrdsmn21
@mstrswrdsmn21 Год назад
Loving the callbacks to earlier videos 😂
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
I'm glad! I can't take credit for it (Shynosaur wrote every adorable script I've posted on the past couple of Mondays) but I like the little connection too!
@cherrymonroe3034
@cherrymonroe3034 Год назад
There are some Major Netflix Santa Clarita diet vibes and I like it mainly when she has a severed finger and when she had gloves on.
@samj8058
@samj8058 Год назад
Your spoopy season vids are either super cute and wholesome or totally terrifying. This falls into the, super cute and wholesome category!!!! Amazing vid!!!!
@Echo2-2
@Echo2-2 Год назад
Incredible job Velvet! This was absolutely adorable! Keep up the great work!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thank you! Will do!
@IronPiedmont
@IronPiedmont Год назад
Brotha!!!
@danielrules-espinal
@danielrules-espinal 7 месяцев назад
AWW! TOO WHOLESOME! MUST PROTECC!
@TCB405
@TCB405 Год назад
I'm fricken loved the start of this same exact excuses that I would use if I was a zombie
@ad_noctis
@ad_noctis Год назад
A skeleton that got shrink wrapped with an old leather couch 🤣
@ipachihelicopter7922
@ipachihelicopter7922 Год назад
I love this it’s so wholesome with our totally not a zombie girlfriend
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 Год назад
This was such a sweet and funny script 😂 I want to give her all the hugs, even if she’s cold
@TheYear-dm9op
@TheYear-dm9op 8 месяцев назад
"Dating app for months", "11% would date a zombie", girl, you have no idea how it is to be a guy on a dating app, I wish I had these numbers! -.-
@zackihen4905
@zackihen4905 Год назад
You know what they say... True Love never dies! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
A love like theirs is to (un)die for! 💖
@thenerdyguy2020
@thenerdyguy2020 Год назад
This was funny she was so awkward it was cute. I love the flat comment instead of just apartment
@spiranomad
@spiranomad Год назад
So, going through this treasure trove catalog of audios, I'm in awe of your talents Edit: coincidentally, Rotti tops is my favorite Shantea character.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Wow, thank you! Welcome to the channel! (And I like Rotty too!)
@DetectiveHarry
@DetectiveHarry 9 месяцев назад
10:14, it took me til just today to realize she is referring to the shy vampire roommate episode.
@rallyman619
@rallyman619 Год назад
In cute voice: I’m sorry In ugly crying voice: I’M SORRY! That’s where it got me, totally head over heels in love with this zombie girl now lol.
@jackie649
@jackie649 Год назад
uh this was so sweet! you’re such a great actor
@Vixenschuuring
@Vixenschuuring 5 месяцев назад
I laughed so hard when she stuck that q-tip in her mouth😂 Omfg this vid made me laugh, the sounds😭😭🤣🤣
@wallybroughton6085
@wallybroughton6085 4 месяца назад
Vampires are just zombies with capes, how did I not see that until now?
@shynosaurasmr7736
@shynosaurasmr7736 Год назад
The versatility of your voice is just amazing! When I first stumbled upon your channel I actually wondered if maybe you were several people.
@BreedableVaporeon0978
@BreedableVaporeon0978 Год назад
I’m loving all these movie references First Re-Animator now George A. Romero
@Liteflo97
@Liteflo97 Год назад
This was absolutely adorable.
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 Год назад
I agree
@zorathehedgehog6341
@zorathehedgehog6341 Год назад
I'm a werewolf type of guy but after watching Disney's zombies I'm starting to like them
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 Год назад
I keep coming back to this one because your performance is so good.
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Aw, thank you so much! Most videos in a back catalog tend to fall off in views, so I'm always glad to learn when one is still getting some love!
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 Год назад
I'm honestly surprised nobody else has done this script.
@shynosaurasmr7736
@shynosaurasmr7736 Год назад
There is one more adaption by Banshee Audios
@BirdieSenpai
@BirdieSenpai Год назад
Woo! I get to catch this premiere right before work!
@BirdieSenpai
@BirdieSenpai Год назад
@@JakeSm4sh Thank ya, bud!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
💖💖💖
@BirdieSenpai
@BirdieSenpai Год назад
@@VanillaVelvetAudio She's an absolute sweetheart! Also, I see what you did there with the George Romero reference! Just what I needed before work; now I can get through another late shift! Thanks as always, Vel!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
That was in the script, actually! It was one reason why I wanted to do this audio, I love that kind of thing. 😁 Have a good day at work!
@viroszelmire1391
@viroszelmire1391 Год назад
Her: can you please explain why everybody’s got the hots for vampires? Me who’s secretly a vampire: g-gee I really don’t know as someone is absolutely not a vampire
@lol-2247
@lol-2247 Год назад
This is where the fun begins
@raymondbrasuell2564
@raymondbrasuell2564 Год назад
This is just so damn adorable! I wanna see more of this!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
It's a one-and-done script for now, I'm afraid! But if there's ever a continuation, I'll definitely think about making it! I liked this character a lot too!
@ericdunn7352
@ericdunn7352 2 месяца назад
At least she's honest about her emotions, Crying about burning dinner, She's still very sweet.
@ericdunn7352
@ericdunn7352 2 месяца назад
P.S. Maybe you could do a video where Chloe's boyfriend asks her to marry him , And she starts crying happy tears again.
@ericdunn7352
@ericdunn7352 Месяц назад
Plus She's very ticklish.
@Gabrielpliskin
@Gabrielpliskin 11 месяцев назад
Dr. Ronero 😂 love it!
@thehelltaker8820
@thehelltaker8820 Год назад
That was amazing. Hope you have a good day Vanilla Spooky pancakes 🥞🎃
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thanks! You too! 🍴👻
@TheSBled
@TheSBled Год назад
This had me rolling on the floor. Great work.
@TheForsakenOutcast
@TheForsakenOutcast Год назад
i enjoyed this a lot. its was funny, cute and very loving. accepting your other half no matter what is very awesome. i laughed really good on this one and i think it was all clever. i would date a zombie girl because i did die(in real life) and this was just yes. putting 2 stories together was very nice and funny. want a 2nd part to this
@JamaicanMeCrazy980
@JamaicanMeCrazy980 Год назад
She's so adorable my heart can barely cope. Oh dear 😅🥰 Fantastic job VV!
@CptGojira2439
@CptGojira2439 Год назад
Yep, everything checks out. No zombies here
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
(Exaggerated sigh of relief!)
@CdrChaos
@CdrChaos Год назад
I may or may not have been listening to this while playing Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City.
@George_W_Bush
@George_W_Bush Год назад
Eh zombie schmombie, I don’t have a lot of brains anyways
@KennithSimmonsCbars
@KennithSimmonsCbars Год назад
Okay ngl I find this asmr kinda adorable, nice job!
@PixelM35
@PixelM35 Год назад
13:20 Caveman? Heehoo?
@anthonysaylor8120
@anthonysaylor8120 Год назад
To be fair on the whole "what's the difference between Zombies and Vampires that makes (the latter) more desirable," for one she mentioned a "high virus count" on the day before her implant renewal. Depending on the ruleset can kiss a vampire and never have to worry about turning. There'd also be the whole "zombies randomly lose bits and appendages" thing. Vampires don't tend to. Decay? Like zombies. And you can more sustainably source a pint of blood versus a pound of flesh, especially from single donors. Basically, I'd argue it's all about the logistics of it all.
@splatterking1171
@splatterking1171 Год назад
Dr. Romero, nicely done
@PatchyMcSlashy
@PatchyMcSlashy Год назад
Guy: *throws away finger* Kid named finger:
@Nick_308
@Nick_308 4 месяца назад
That was a hoot 😂
@lordredman6137
@lordredman6137 Год назад
love how the doctor is named after the director of night of the living desd
@domquixote2780
@domquixote2780 Год назад
That was so cute
@Heveric
@Heveric Год назад
"Dinner can wait. Right now I need to spend time with my girlfriend, zombie or not, and show her how much I love her." Hehe gosh was she a sweetie.
@KoKoKen
@KoKoKen Год назад
"everybody is oh-so tolerant and _'woke'_ nowadays, and we're all _so ok_ with zombies holding public office or being doctors or teachers or whatever" hahaha based
@rubynall80
@rubynall80 Год назад
Three things make Vampires more appealing than Zombies. -The decomposition. Bodily preservation may be a thing, but it's still considered iffy. -The infection chances. That new medicine will help lower the stigma, but it's still easier to get infected by a Zombie than it is to get infected by a Vampire. -The media. Vampires are just more trendy.
@carsonhowell3100
@carsonhowell3100 Год назад
Well, the attack on my cooking I could go without, but I’m sure she means well
@R3tr0Rogue24
@R3tr0Rogue24 Год назад
Wait, is doctor romero a reference to the father of zombies George Romero? That’s dope
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN
@DRSTRANGELOVEIN Год назад
She referenced John Romero and the adorable vampire girlfriend from a few videos back
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 Год назад
Oh cute! Cheers
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thank you!
@Antonio-is2cn
@Antonio-is2cn Год назад
Cute zombie girl!
@VanillaVelvetAudio
@VanillaVelvetAudio Год назад
Thank you!
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 Год назад
"To be honest Chloe, I always suspected you might be a zombie from the day I first met you, considering your skin complexion is greyer than, well, non-zombies. But none of it matters, being a zombie doesn't make you any less human, I love you."
@ericdunn7352
@ericdunn7352 2 месяца назад
Then Chloe starts crying again because he loves her for who she is.
@SadAssNigga
@SadAssNigga Год назад
Great audio…… Does this make me a necrophiliac? 😭
@toohardtochooseaname
@toohardtochooseaname Год назад
I love this so much that I almost want a loving zombie girlfriend now
@thelaughingman6975
@thelaughingman6975 Год назад
Her doctor is Romero? The man behind the Meds; NotD, DotD, and DWNotD?
@professorchimp2837
@professorchimp2837 Год назад
Perfect thing to listen to while playing left4dead in the dark
@SLEPhoto
@SLEPhoto 11 дней назад
Good ol' Dr Romero
@speedytbt
@speedytbt Год назад
dr.romero, romero like the guy that popularized zombies
@speedytbt
@speedytbt Год назад
lol I didn't see that other people said this
@rapthewrapper5467
@rapthewrapper5467 Год назад
Necrophilia? The rev would be proud of the script writer
@ayhnermutia9308
@ayhnermutia9308 8 месяцев назад
Man I wish this kind of scenario was true I would find a girl like this if it was true
@rucianfirefall489
@rucianfirefall489 Год назад
Everyone romanticizes vampires because Sir Christopher Lee existed and he played Dracula that one time.
@s.o.q2914
@s.o.q2914 Год назад
This is amazing. Hope she doesn't mind most of my parts are replace with metal parts.
@maikonsousa6516
@maikonsousa6516 Год назад
Amazing perfect i like 😂😗😗
@jays6575
@jays6575 9 месяцев назад
As long as she does not try to eat me I'm ok with her being undead.
@erikohman2294
@erikohman2294 6 месяцев назад
I could hear that thumbnail.
@jeremiahbristow7609
@jeremiahbristow7609 Год назад
The discrepancy is that Vampires are cool! I mean, look at Raziel, or Kain, or Dracula!
@Hunk_H.U.N.K.
@Hunk_H.U.N.K. Год назад
And I am totally not a one in a billion of an army of the same robot.
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 Год назад
Which you got from the Spaghetti Star, right?
@Orbital566
@Orbital566 Год назад
Damn it’s kinda crazy how I never noticed the multiple stitch marks and the pale green skin…. Daaaammmmnnnn definitely never “noticed”
@that1otherJake
@that1otherJake Год назад
"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" Cause Y'know she's a zombie...and corny... There, a pun as bad as the movie. 😅
@marybdrake1472
@marybdrake1472 Год назад
She got bitten on the a$$? That's extremely funny to me. XD I really like the bright and energetic personality too. That's a "curveball" I can totally live with.
@dawnstartheanimeman
@dawnstartheanimeman 8 месяцев назад
Wait did she say that?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dragoon-ob3mg
@Dragoon-ob3mg Год назад
I will take my chances with the zombie
@PandaVoyage101
@PandaVoyage101 Год назад
Yo crossover with the shy vampire girl
@ciliary_deathband
@ciliary_deathband Год назад
"because everyone wants capes apparently." Scripted listener response:"You do realize we live above a vampire right?" How I'd respond "Because everyone wants capes apparently." "Ok see, now that sounds kinda racist."
@thomasthecrunkengine3512
@thomasthecrunkengine3512 Год назад
zombieland saga moment :)
@Reviewer2016
@Reviewer2016 10 месяцев назад
10:10 So did the roommate unintentionally kill her or was she just questioning some inconsiderate aspect in their relationship? Or is it one of those make of it as you think things?
@thehousemaster5292
@thehousemaster5292 Год назад
i guess love can happen even after the grave.
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