Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs 

This would be more effective as a anti drug campaign than the one my school has.

If you've done illegal drugs recently, comment with your name and home address, then unlock your front door and lay face down on the floor with your hands behind your back!

“Water is healthy, not with 15 xanxes in it” “yUuUuM”

Comments 1% about opinions 99% she didn't eat her blueberries

this shit started to scare me

She didn't even eat the blueberrys

Everyone: notices that Katie doesn't eat the blueberries Me: notices that someone else eats the blueberries Seriously, the glasses are empty after the transition to the meeting, implying that someone came along, saw Katie's corpse surrounded by drugs, and thought "oh, free blueberries. munch." and then walked away.

Reminds me of my father who preaches 24/7 how important healthy foods are and how he only eats organic vegetables and fruits and home-cooked organic foods while he smokes up to two packs of cigarettes a day since the age of 15

Literally every single model on Instagram. Every one of their posts is about nutrition, mental health, mindfulness, yoga, or meditation, and yet every third picture is of them smoking a cigarette.

I love how they keep subtly hinting that Katie is on some kind of drugs

She plays a drug user way too well lol

This is absolutely my best friend. She pops so many pills, smokes weed, drinks, does cocaine and maybe some other things she won't tell me about, but is "obsessed" with "healthy foods" and "natural products".... bless her heart, she's family and I love her, I just pray she gets better one day.

met a girl like this. had crystalized water in a water bottle and wouldn't drink any other kinds of drinks and believed in keeping her body clean and pure. smokes cigarettes and does shrooms on the weekend.

I mean if you're gonna do drugs anyway might aswell make the rest of your life healthier

Psychedelics saved me from years of uncontrollable depression, anxiety, smoking, and illicit pills addiction. Imagine carving heavy chains for over a decade and then all of a sudden that burden is gone. Believe it or not, in a couple of years they'll be all over for treatment of mental health related issues.

this should honestly be an anti-drug campaign

My friend snorts cocaine before teaching her yoga class, LOL... It's actually a serious problem.

I have given my social security number and mothers maiden name like 5 times now and still havent gotten anything....

“So high and mighty” Well one of those things is definitely true

If you have ADHD you can expand your mind without the drugs. In fact, I haven't been able to stop it from expanding.

How can she be dead one moment and then alive to do the closing credits literally 2 seconds after? It doesn't make any sense!?!? It's all lies!!!!

Holy shit the secret website is legit

Everyone’s saying *”ShE dIDnt EAt tHE bluEBeRRys”* SHE DIDNT EAT THE DAMN SALAD Edit: *eyyyyyyyyyy 69 likes 😏😏*

Lol my cousin making fun of me for using "processed" protein, while he smokes meth and cigs but searches out "organic steak" that he can buy with food stamps. Real story.

Anyone noticed she didn't even eat her oh so healthy blueberries

"I THINK SHE'S DEAD! OH MY GOD!" "Ugh, what a hypocrite."

"I drink a ton of water" "Water is healthy, not water with 15 xanaxes in it" Me: *gags at the thought*

Like the dudes on isntagram giving advices about diet and exercise while the use Steroids.

mixing xanax and alcohol? A *great* idea!

Has anyone else noticed that the title of these videos make it look like the staff at collegehumor always have really shitty friends? You think they'd learn eventually.

i know a guy like this. he goes on and on about how healthy he is and how superior vegans are but fully drinks, does drugs, and ive seen him crouching next to the hamburger bar horking down cheese slices when no ones looking.

Its funny how katie can make herself look like a complete drug addict so easily

‘Blueberries are a super fruit’ **doesnt eat the blueberries** 😂😂

I love how in the middle of this video her clothes just change

0:47 "Blueberries are a super food" *proceeds to not eat the blueberries*

Katie's skits are funny af, but also kinda depressing...

I used to do drugs. Still do.

Grant looked so innocent at 1:05

Genuinely thought the twist was going to be that she was just sitting in her apartment imagining the entire conversation

It’s just funny because I’m a recovering addict and so is my mom. And my mom was the lady who ate naturally, took EVERY supplement in the world, talked about health all day but she shot heroin and smoked crack.

I know a couple of people like this. I hope they don't die

I had a friend like that he got so bad I said fuck it he'd criticize me about my weight and say eating healthy and exercising was great and felt great while smoking/snorting/inhaling/etc. some drug

I don’t know why but Katie’s “yumm” at 1:03 has always stuck with me and I say it almost every time I eat something unhealthy.

That was me, I dealt with the duality of Taking care of my physically and dieting. Yet I also adored Heroin...I would tell my parents it is NOT supposed to make sense. Luckily I wasn't a Poly Drug user. But Heroin was bad enough -.-

1:42 anyone disappointed that she said "mental health" instead of "self-caring"? XD

She is one of my absolute favorites xD

Why does the title imply that knowing someone like this is normal

i like how she didnt eat the blueberries

I low-key think Katie is on drugs

All these people getting butthurt about the health lifestyle and I'm too distracted by how good Zac's hair looks in this vid

Katie is some kind of immortal.

This was me during my alcoholism. I've always eaten clean af, and everyone at work would always think I was trying to lose weight. Nobody would believe me when I told them that's how I've always eaten. I was fat because I was drinking 750ml every night. Not because I was eating like shit 😂

yeah mixing Xanax with heroin is not a good idea. neither is cocaine and heroin. or alcohol and heroin. or cocaine and chloroform. she died from four different drug combinations, not to mention an overdose on cocaine, because that is easily enough cocaine to overdose on.

Why is it always Catie that plays the fucked up character??

This was really chilling to watch. A marvelous performance by Katie, and solid all around. I like that the cast took this sketch seriously. They seemed genuinely uncomfortable looking at Katie's character, and even Grant's sarcasm was a subdued sort of disappointment, rather than the over the topness he usually brings. Someone in that cast had someone like this close to them, I'd wager. Probably won't see this comment, but just in case: I'm sorry. It's hard knowing someone needs help, and not knowing how to help them, and something like this is heartbreaking. I hope people see this as more than just another College Humor sketch.

The BEST anti-drug message my children ever witnessed was when they would go with my to visit my brother. He was a chronic alcoholic, and he was developing an addiction to oxycontin. It was agonizing for me to watch Michael slowly die, but for my children it was educational and (in retrospect) maybe a tiny bit traumatizing. Everytime we left his apartment I would tell my children, "THAT is what drugs and alcohol will do to you." And, they made it through high school without drinking or smoking.

She didn't even eat the fucking blueberries

Looks like she will be missing out on the yoga class she is teaching tomorrow at 6

I love that Katie’s characters always have some morbid undertone to them, grade A comedy for me

I have such a huge crush on Siobhan

medikal weeed

Does Katie willingly put herself into these types of roles, or are you guys just picking on her? All I want is for Katie to be happy :(

It's always has a dark ending with Katty lol

Ah yes this almost perfectly describes a fair amount of "healthy sorority whoooo!" girls I knew in passing while my time in college. Eat like a rabbit during meals, and drink like a fish and do lines like its going out of style the other times.

am i the only one who thinks this should be a new anti drug campaine?

This can pass as a horror sketch happy halloween!

Notice how she doesn’t smoke weed

When she started doing that whip it I died 🤣

I lost my shit with Grant yelling about the whip cream tank

Has anyone else been binge watching college humor cause you rediscovered then.

Bruh I lost it when she started the whip its 😂

katie: "blueberries are super foods..." also katie: * doesn't eat the blueberries *

I love how she didn't eat the blueberries in her cocktail.

her voice before her downward spiral is so soothing

Yep. Ironically my “healthiest” friend is also the one who does every drug on earth.

I love how the background changes everytime the intensity increases

Illuminati spotted 2:20

story of my life. I have ulcerative colitis and I lost my colon in 2013 after I bled internally for 5 years. it was so frustrating having family and friends tell me what I would've done about a freaking autoimmune disease as they threw them back or smoked or whatever. and no lie, this happened - I was in the hospital for a blood transfusion. I have a port in my chest because my veins are shot from so much medical intervention. my roommate was repeat detoxing junkie and asked me how to get a port because it "looked so much easier" and people wouldn't find out she was shooting up! oye vey!

"What a hypocrite" lmao

This is still one of their best sketches in a long time

I've met way too many people like this to count. Like my old roommate who talked about how doing yoga and being vegan are the greatest thing you can do for your body and your community, but he was also an alcoholic who smoked a pack a day.

Illuminati on the TV at 2:20

I can totally relate to how hilarious this is because this is how all my friends and lovers passed away.

Katie just nails it all the time.. I wonder how she can stay serious with that.

There's someone who went to the same school and was in the same year as me when I was a teenager (who I was never friends with) that I would describe as a vegan-nazi; perpetually preaching to everyone on Facebook, constantly talking about being a "clean and pure human being", claiming to be the authority on morality, peace, and love, saying that people who get "caught up in petty squabbles and drama" are silly children, and calling anyone who eats anything other than plants and tofu "monsters"...but then she also repeatedly boasts about how much MDMA she takes at the weekend, goes out clubbing 5 times a week (despite having a kid that was born when she was 15 - whilst at I was at school with her), sincerely calling for the genocide of people who don't have "strong genes" because they "are no use to humanity", and the second she hears someone has been criticising her, she literally threatens to beat the shit out of them and makes FB statuses telling the person that she is outside in the car waiting for them outside the person's house. Also, when someone pointed the hypocrisy out, she went on a Facebook rant claiming that taking MDMA is "totally fine" and - like the video - claimed that it "unlocked portions" of her mind that "the government and media keep closed off through propaganda". She also informed the person that she was going to park outside their house and wait for them to leave so she could beat them up with her older brothers. What a gem.

i snort protein shake powder so I'm good

god i love katie’s acting

I actually dated someone with this same mentality.

Her-these blueberries will keep me safe Me-she didn't eat the blueberries

I know a few people who think they're better than everyone because they go to the gym all the time and eat healthy, but then they smoke and drink. That's after criticising others for their fast food addictions, btw

I hope everyone involved are still flourishing and are having a great life

Katie is just so intense for her looks, I love it

Katie is cute. I definitely send her everything she requested

Everyone has a friend like this

I luv Katie Marovitch she is freaking hilarious

The motivational background music while Katie speaks sounds so much more fun lol

I have a healthy friend but does steroids :(

2:20 look at the television In the back (its just for a second) ILLUMINATIE CONF

I love how you put STILL in the title

Katie’s the crazy one, and I will always love that.