Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 418

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If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode).
Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there.
And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well.
Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!

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@yurpndurpnslurpn 7 лет назад

The jeans within The jeans within

@bananafingerguns7212 7 лет назад

My jeans wear thin My jeans wear thin My jeans wear thin

@bigdaveyjoyce7890 7 лет назад

YurpN Godlike.

@D21UpstateNY 7 лет назад

What point in their last podcast was that? I need to hear it now

@jcjaff571 7 лет назад

I may have to create new google accounts just to give this more likes

@Fyrecide 4 года назад

@@bananafingerguns7212 I haven't seen all the episodes yet so I don't know if it's been brought up before or not, but I seriously thought he was saying "machines wear thin" the first time I heard that guy 😂 I was like, "damn, dude is really passionate about obsolescence!"

@fawke532 7 лет назад

T16 is a Terminator model, and machines within is referencing the endoskeleton of Terminators that are made to look like people, such as ARNOLD!

@rudyrodriguez5638 7 лет назад

T-Nutz startin to look more & more like dmx everyday

@DrNo918 7 лет назад

God when she made the Seinfeld reference i fell in love all over again lol

@herpallday1284 7 лет назад

Mr.Boston it made my dick soft

@Maarten2142 7 лет назад

Make a YMHP album with all the best fan submitted songs :P.

@MrAaronsrun 7 лет назад

Looking good Tom! Keeping that weight off, unlike Beluga Chrysler Minivan

@tresdonstephens8914 7 лет назад

Chills is awesome

@Stbuster31 3 года назад

You're doing good

@olundqvist89 7 лет назад

Ppl have started using "hen" in Sweden but mostly to describe a undetermined person not a specific person who calls themselves "hen". So the use of the word does not quite represent Swedes willingness to accept these wackos. The international image of sweden being super progressive is grosly exaggerated. //Mommy from Sweden

@RabRabNZ 2 года назад

in scotland hen means lass

@LimorG 2 года назад

Swedish mommy! Different

@Coentjemons 2 года назад

In Dutch it means them or maybe they...

@markuspakarinen5447 11 месяцев назад

Finland has always had the word hän [pronounced like you would read han]. Its describing a person but without ascribing a gender. Dont know what it's supposed to improve. But OG comenter is right about Sweden, its the country where the #METOO movement originated. They interviewed Finnish feminists here about it, who said that Sweden has a good thought but they take it too far. I felt Sweden has allot of good things, love the people. But in the end it was way too much for me, so much that I had to move away.

@JamesMoniyaw 7 лет назад

Better get joey for epidode #420 or someone who smokes more if they exist.

@madgreek253 7 лет назад

James Aird If they got snoop Tom would go fanboy crazy and christina would be like who in the fuck is this guy.

@6komodo6 7 лет назад

like a DOCTAH

@mightguy123456 7 лет назад

You're in no danger dog.

@eleafy7889 7 лет назад

Is Joey a savage? lol

@lbfourtwenty4163 7 лет назад

They do not, Joey is a monster with those edibles.

@lawlrd6655 7 лет назад

when you realize that Tom is the physical adult embodiment of Jean from Bob's Burgers

@стоунер-р8у 4 года назад

Maybe jeans body but he's definitely a Louise

@shaneleeder2865 2 года назад

Ah, uh.. no Jean stop Jean. Tighter higher jeans Jean. Okay fine I’ll drink more water. Leave me alone jeans… what? Cincinnati fart, n-boy, f-boy, r-boy, just glassin…. Uh… wait, you said the r word and big word. You know what I mean I’m saying ya understand ya know yeah? Real mommies want more of top dog’s lovely bowl movements. Also, Tom, Burnt Crisis is upsettingly fat. Thank you for staying easy on the eyeballs. Looking forward to talking more soon, love ya Jeanie momma babies above 18

@shaneleeder2865 2 года назад

I forgot to ask you to teach me how to hug into orgaaaaaaaa

@shaneleeder2865 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@dustinsanchez7820 Год назад

Oh look a little baby bobby

@juggalotuz04 7 лет назад

Mommies Within!

@tannersimoneaux3617 3 года назад

Yooo Christina is going off in this episode! 🤣 Beavis and Butthead had me cracking up!

@ScottBl8ke 7 лет назад

I watched Christina P's "Mother Inferior" on Netflix with my special lady friend and she really loved it. The following morning I start a load of laundry and my lady says, "Oooo laundry makes me want to sucky." Thanks for the b Jeans.

@TechKnowCat 7 лет назад

I think that guy is confusing benadryl and sudafed you will NOT stay awake taking benadryl lol

@thomastitus9529 7 лет назад

TechKnowCat thats y you get high. You fight off the sleeps

@zac_m 7 лет назад

if you take a bunch of em and then make yourself stay awake through the worst of the drowsiness, you get super restless. i do not recommend. it is really genuinely terrible for you. you'll REALLY mess with your heart and your liver.

@JadeDude1973 7 лет назад

I don't like those "squiggles" you see when you close your eyes.

@austinthrowsstuff 7 лет назад

Benadryl is weird.it makrs about half people very sleepy and like 10% it makes very hyper

@angelsalgado1125 6 лет назад

If you take a bunch of benadryl you'll pass right over the drowsy into nightmare anxiety mode. Weed kills it for about 2 hours then you have to smoke more because it lasts over 12 hours... Anywhere between 5 and 12 of them will do it to you 15 is approaching emergency room levels. After doing it once you will only be able to take one benadryl for normal use a single one more and it's anxiety central again

@saltyjesus67 7 лет назад

Terminator guuun

@reader88888888 7 лет назад

salty jesus Machines Within x 3

@SirGrassyNoL 6 лет назад

Gyun *

@clairemonacellisteen6402 7 лет назад

I am so glad to know I am not the only one with "Machines within" stuck in my brain for the past week~! :) High and tight!

@michaelcole8999 2 года назад

100 percent! F the haters, F all the haters.

@Christopher-md7tf 4 года назад

lol the dude is talking about a JADE egg. not a regular egg covered in shit 😂

@mdd0101 3 года назад

Origin of benadryl guy!

@mjd1017 7 лет назад

extra high, extra tight, my mommies got a bad bite

@rizurrected 7 лет назад

Mother Inferior was dope. One thing's for sure -- wayyyyyyyyyy better than Amy Schumer.

@Dudemeister-id9mw 7 лет назад

Chris R the Vegas shooting+9/11 was funnier than her last special.

@sharksandwich101 7 лет назад

Not even the same ballpark

@bb-op1mu 7 лет назад

Between kimans naivety the rub rub guys perversion and the conjoined questions i was dying thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂

@tomsmchole6766 7 лет назад

Dj socks on the track got that dark trap

@Hugni81 7 лет назад

Hahaha omg “ Don’t touch the dolls, homo”

@briannajaide 7 лет назад

Jeans up.

@vaiojoe 7 лет назад

Brianna Jaide 🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏼

@steveswafen2528 7 лет назад

Love the remixes

@alanmorales7959 7 лет назад

F the haters jeans, your podcast is the funniest around. Plus no one's podcasts even comes close to how high and tight your jeans are. Funniest podcast champ.

@dulldayze9100 7 лет назад

T-16 is the model of machine in terminator

@andrewnorris485 7 лет назад

Actually it's not. I looked it up to make sure haha. They have T800 and T900, but no T16. I think the guy was referring to Terminator from the movie and just fucked up the name.

@dulldayze9100 7 лет назад

Andrew Norris good looking out, thanks for the correction!

@himynameisluis13 7 лет назад

isnt that a model of Texas instruments calculator?

@Jason-mx8dl 7 лет назад

josh Stavley He was thinking about Terminator but it came out a calculator.

@dulldayze9100 7 лет назад

Lmao kudos for calculations.

@Clarkillustrations 7 лет назад

Machines were thin

@mesaman86 7 лет назад

I love how consistently awkward the opening music is. Especially the second time you play it and sit on camera waiting for it to be over. That being said, I love you guys. You look great Tom, keep that shit up.

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

The great thing about movements is that when they build up enough momentum they can keep on movin' down the road...

@geraldnapshireii8734 7 лет назад

2 mommies 1 jeans

@jholmes45 7 лет назад

The Netflix special was pretty great. The first half was incredible.

@jonnybravo4322 7 лет назад

Machine within🤘🏼👖

@passengershaming 7 лет назад

I've listened to Chrisjeana do Kim Anh 3x now and I still can't stop crying. Also, bagina. Sign my up for the seminar - I have wrinkles...

@stevenhooper4369 6 лет назад

People arguing over their opinions of who is/isnt the best comedian is like arguing over who has the best dreams.

@StevenS757 7 лет назад

Tell me more about this Keman lady. I'm interested in researching her further.

@MrStolenpictures 7 лет назад

That song at the end was brilliant.

@maxtahija8675 7 лет назад

PLEASE MAKE THAT TRAP RAP MUSIC MACHINES WITHIN SONG AVAILABLE ANYEHERE

@StormChaser_xoxo 7 лет назад

listening to this in a packed library is so dangerous

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

'cause of all the books trying to control our minds am I right?! Gotta go the microwave is calling...

@StormChaser_xoxo 7 лет назад

lol I meant as in trying not to laugh out loud and looking like a dumbass but ok

@lilamphibian7812 3 года назад

Lieberry

@anthonyariza1754 3 года назад

Rip the benedryl guy🙏

@masaharumorimoto4761 7 лет назад

High & tight!!! my jeans are thin, my jeans are thin, my jeans are thin...

@Steven_McCrae 6 лет назад

Haha ! That’s mad in Sweden they chose the word “hen” since I’m from Glasgow , Scotland and calling a woman “hen” wid result in a swift boot tae yer baws ! Colloquialisms , the more you know 💫 Haha

@420dopethrone 7 лет назад

you two sure never disappoint. another great episode

@codygould4369 7 лет назад

Wow machines within remix playing while the first terminator is playing on HBO in the background amaze

@cleonRIP 6 лет назад

Tommy Bunz, you really know how to cap a podcast. Take a moment where you reach a really deep, profound moment about raising children and drop the floor out with Mr. Benadryl. Fucking genius Keep em high and tight!

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

1:19:19 "What is happening here? What answered the door?" - Christina #TearsOfJoy

@funman1369 7 лет назад

Nice opening Take Two Tommy!

@snowywinters9061 7 лет назад

To answer your question about the 1 handed person needed handcuffing. I’m an officer and saw another officer cuff the mans one good hand cuffed to his pants loop.

@ecreacher3515 7 лет назад

Love the podcast and both of your standup! You both will only get more popular.

@Justin84319 7 лет назад

Mommies...... JADE egg.

@tatatheretiktok6031 5 лет назад

Oh my god, I've had "Machines Within" stuck in my head for days

@sabakuno90 6 лет назад

The vocal fry part made me cry from laughter.

@AlphaSierra375 7 лет назад

I think T16 is a terminator .

@Ragnaros12345 7 лет назад

Can I get a link to machines within? I can't find it!

@grumpy8133 7 лет назад

Does Tom and Christina know about ‘The Room’ starring the legend Tommy Wiseau? If not, they’re seriously missing out on one of the true cinematic masterpieces of the last 50 years.

@KompleteAss 7 лет назад

Oh, hi Mark

@honestinsincerity2270 7 лет назад

Grumpy - I did not hit her! I did not!!

@Karemannen 6 лет назад

Oh yeah, that dog scene is the best thing I've ever seen

@Steven_McCrae 6 лет назад

You’re tearing me apaarrt lisaaaa

@stevejones8550 Год назад

Surprisingly benadryl guy is dead. Very surprised to hear that

@maxtahija8675 7 лет назад

I require this trap version of Machines Within

@m92quad55 7 лет назад

did i hear christina mention Mastodon? thats awesome

@Roy_Godiksen 7 лет назад

Another brilliant podcast! I laughed til i got a belly cramp. Then i laughed some more.

@pjr5913 6 лет назад

i can only hope christana starts go go dancing to the intro music like shes in a fellini movie, i do. great show!

@pjr5913 6 лет назад

gg fan s unite!

@seanboi 7 лет назад

Mother Inferior was amazing.

@spakjoeXD 7 лет назад

Really?....

@loganhaynes155 7 лет назад

yeah, hate to say it, but i really didnt think so...

@FIREBASEVEGAS0809 7 лет назад

No, it was not... I still love my mommy tho

@mezerome 7 лет назад

I really liked it. You guys gotta appreciate different types of specials. Jean was amazing at what she does.

@loganhaynes155 7 лет назад

i agree 100% FIREBASEVEGAS0809

@devonshmitty4718 7 лет назад

Hands down best female standup special ever.

@trespasscomplex 4 года назад

Christina's sweatshirt predicted the future

@twyler51192 7 лет назад

Mommy christina is the churro champ

@DanielZeal 7 лет назад

Christina, that sweater is 🔥

@jakepineo6563 6 лет назад

If they get a job do they have to pay two people?

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

1:23:09 "Don't touch the dolls homo!" - Christina #IfIHadADollar

@chonglercorp.6050 7 лет назад

Glad you liked the track mommies! Stay high and tight~

@danielnease2230 7 лет назад

This podcast makes me happy

@danielnease2230 7 лет назад

The special is awesome btws!!!

@jdmercard 7 лет назад

That sweatshirt is awesome Christina!

@actionpoppa6079 7 лет назад

Can we pre-order the "Machines Within" T-shirts now or what! lol

@beurksman 7 лет назад

Can someone please address why her special isn't out in Deutschland

@flynnplumlee5293 Год назад

Oh god this is a top level intro. RIP 10-12 benadryl guy

@VerzoProductions 7 лет назад

This jahhhhb - new favourite sound bite

@bigwill-pn5xc 3 года назад

What a great episode. Getting me through COVID. And the end of the world. Lol.

@ianmitchell5504 7 лет назад

Anyone got the link to benadryl guy?

@driftyxd7889 3 года назад

1:15:41

@Jason-mx8dl 7 лет назад

Does anyone know the number for child protective services in Sweden?

@johnoconnell8393 7 лет назад

How's Christine doing?

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

I know right?!...They act like Christine never even existed! #MessedUp

@Jason-mx8dl 7 лет назад

SHE'S DOING GOOD!

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

Thanks for the update! If you see Christine tell her what's up:)

@OrganicGreens 7 лет назад

just found your youtube. thanks jeans

@JadeDude1973 7 лет назад

@CannabinatedFantasy 7 лет назад

I want a link to the first song. I love it, very 3-6 mafia.

@davidrampone 6 лет назад

You should cuff the hand to there belt or belt loops. If they don't have loops then just pat him down really really good and don't cuff.

@nickverbus1494 7 лет назад

Imma Juggalo 4 life and goto a buncha shows and every concert I goto im gonna show the Machines Within guy to every artist I talk to. Let the juggalo family know how we can get him to blow up!!

@MegaJacques17 7 лет назад

Can you post a link to the youtube machines within guy.

@nickverbus1494 7 лет назад

James Lizotte im still tracking him down i got a uiddy who knows the dude he got all hyped when he saw this but he dont live near me at im sure by next episode they will find him. If not I eventually will. The juggalo family is a tight nit community.

@nickverbus1494 7 лет назад

sorry for bad spelling lmao

@SuperLew81 7 лет назад

one of the best SpichealsIve seen on NetFlix full stop

@nolgrassy7035 7 лет назад

best episode in so long

@marselluswallace6 7 лет назад

where can i find the video of the guy at the begining?

@JadeDude1973 7 лет назад

The medicine cabinet at my parents' house was crazy. There was literally codeine elixir and a tiny antique bottle of morphine. This may have something to do with why I have no non-Star Wars related childhood memories.

@jojo_mcelwee6591 7 лет назад

lol I thought he was saying jeans within at first...mug a coffe time I think : )

@driftyxd7889 3 года назад

50:33

@michaelmattice4986 7 лет назад

1:08:20 You just ruined Escape(The Pina Colada song) for me! #ThanksALot

@ikon8275 7 лет назад

Christina I think T16 is a model of Terminator because he was rapping about terminators

@Brickspitta 7 лет назад

Hi Adolfs!!! Pretty sure this amazingly, talented lyricist actually spits, "Machines were thin". Now, Tom, I'm pretty sure you can relate to this as being the thinnest comic alive today.