yourmomshousepo... www.merchmethod... / yourmomshousepodcast / yourmomshousepodcast Johnny Pemberton joins the mommies this week to reveal his "Master of Accents" powers, how he got his colon removed, and much much more!
i know im asking the wrong place but does any of you know a method to log back into an Instagram account..? I was dumb forgot the account password. I would appreciate any assistance you can offer me!
I know this is super late, but I'm with Johnny. I dont think that NBA guy said "chink" either. At first I thought he was about to say "champs" then caught himself, then I heard the beginning of the word "Chinese" as well. I CAN hear "chink", but only if I'm actually listening for it. (1:11:45)
I still think back to watching you sitting at your computer and laughing at this joke. It was cute. I sat alone. Outside of your window. Taking my eleventh Benadryl. Smiling.
My wife insists on yelling into me when not only is the sink running but the garbage disposal is going. It's never anything important so now I yell back "the letter R really should have its own volume in the Encyclopedia Britannica!" She hates it.
The prank calls he did on the bone zone were fucking brilliant. Watch the eucalyptic elephant chair, mouse milk, and the sour double trilogy. Just try it out.
I heard it the very first playthrough without knowing what was coming... he said chink... at the very best he said chank with a softish "a" sound. I don't think he meant to at all and just got very unlucky with the sound that came out. Like when Tom kinda said "mouse" during that very conversation instead of "mouth", but mouse luckily isn't a pejorative term for the person he was speaking to. In other words, him misspeaking might as well have been nonsensical sounds to him because there was no intent to say anything like that. It happened to come out sounding remarkably close to the old racist term.
Your all idiots. Have you even seen Bert in person? He is not even that big. Not enough to be known as the fat guy. You guys are just copy and pasting other people’s opinions. Pathetic.
Yeah, I’m not sure how it went over all of their heads lol I immediately thought he was tongue-tied and about to say “NBA Chinese fans” even before the explanation. It’s nuts that this is even an issue, like I get my words twisted up constantly
Hey mommies, love the show. I have some input on breast size weight coming from another gall will big milkers who suffers from back pain. I'm at a weird spot where the size is disproportionate to my band (number) size, and that affects the letter size. I've always bought large bras and have recently started ordering from European websites. I have learned that their system is a little different, and as it turns out they don't have "double" or "triple" sizes. Instead, they go with the next sequential letter in the alphabet. In American sizes I was buying up to triple Ds but would still spill out. Now, I have found that a 34 H is the best fit, and it would correlate to an American DDDDD. A quintuplet D! My bf and I have long discussed weighing them, but haven't put forth the effort to buy a scale. I still suspect you may be pulling up and lifting the flappers off the scale, as I'd expect them to weigh much more, especially engorged with milk. I'll have to try at home and let y'all know. Loved the guest and love you guys. Piss on me, beat me. Try it out.
Hey mommies, long time first time. I went to university with the blonde burping girl! she showed me that video years ago and im so happy she's been featured on this episode and the one a while back :) I havent spoken to her in a few years but for the year and a half we hung out i can assure everyone that not only was she still able to burp as impressively, but she also wore her jeans high and tight.
For those that don’t know what’s up SON OF ZORN is a recently canceled show from FOX that was dope as fuck👍🏼Also his character on SUPERSTORE is fucking hilarious!
Please put a short bio of the quest in the description under the video (it helps alot in my opinion). Just a simple suggestion. Keep up the crazy great job!
Johnny is wrong about the English speech impediment thing. It's not buried. Most people find it, to some degree or another, charming, amusing, or annoying. They notice it just as much as we do. It just doesn't sound quite as blatant with most English accents as with most American ones. There are a metric ton of English TV hosts with speech impediments though. Couple stutter, couple can pronounce certain letters. I don't think Graham is though. If he's got a (slight) lisp it's because he's gayer than a lake full of pink fish (mean that lovingly, Norton is awesome). Jonathan Ross doesn't have a lisp, he has rhotacism (R's turn into W's, leading to the nickname Wossy) who is the second most famous host. The only one I can think off with a blatant in your face lisp is Jamie Oliver, the chef/host.
My mom was from Texas and had a few good Southern analogies/ sayings: "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra." "That boy is wilder than a cucumber." "It's hotter than a popcorn fart." Her dad, my grandpa, would call me a "ring-tailed tooter." Never quite knew what that was lol
And she once tried to argue that she's the personality champ. She's a shallow, superficial, neurotic woman. 10 years in therapy. Lol. Get over yourself jeans. You have flaws like everyone else. Live with it.
smeg_of_christ he has one kid and another on the way. Im sure its hard for him that is a minimum 3 day trip he would prob have to stay there over a week im sure he wants to go.
Of course Tom doesn't want to cancel shows -- and we don't know which ones he will miss this time around. However, if I was someone who bought tickets to see him twice and they were both cancelled I'd be incredibly disappointed
he's a traveling comedian that gets paid a grip to perform. that's probably the reason why. plenty of other comedians have and continue to make this trip to perform. it's not unusual.
I’ve been to Action Park. It was a good time. Im was too young to realize the dark side of it. My dad made sure my brother and I never forgot that he drove us there all the way from Brooklyn. It’s bullshit that they filmed it in a place that doesn’t resemble Jersey. Without the accents and the aggressive natural behavior of Jersians(?), it doesn’t seem like it would be an authentic story.
Philip Trotman XD. Yes, they absolutely are. I love that arrogant ignorance, though, American I assume. The Ice Dance is one event. The Men's Single, Women's Single, Pair, and Team events are other events which are the true figure skating. How do I, or anyone with a brain, know? The moves performed in the two are vastly different. Ice Dancing focuses primarily on graceful form and timing to music, is always done in pairs, and jumps/throws aren't allowed. Figure Skating focuses primarily on difficulty and number of jumps, spins, throws, etc. performed, and can be done either in pairs or solo. All the events fall under the umbrella term of "Figure skating" when referring to the entire category as a whole, the same way you would refer to both Field Hockey and Ice Hockey as "Hockey." That doesn't mean they're the same thing. Skating around your local rec-center for 70 years has no bearing on your knowledge of the categorization of winter sporting events, as you've so clearly demonstrated.
It's a call back from Tom's bit about Steven Segal (American) who is an expert in everything, who spouts off facts about a variety of subjects he couldn't possibly know anything about. Relax, take a look at Tom segura: completely normal. Should on YT, cheers, mate.
1:20:55 Pemberton is correct about the lucky/unlucky words sounding like other words. 4 (四 four） is bad luck because it is pronounced sì which sounds like sǐ (死 death) 8 (八 eight) is pronounced bā, which sounds like fā (发 to emit, express, give out, become). Fā 发 is the verb in the colloquial expression fāfú (发福 to become rich, make a fortune). 6 (六 six) is pronounced liù which has the identical pronunciation to another word liù (流 swift, skilled). 666 is often used in games to comment on a skillful feat or clever move.
1:27:10 She's yelling with her burp.. My best friend shakes his entire house when he burps in his basement, it's alarming how loud it is. The dogs run away & hide, things fall off shelves, it's unlike anything I'd ever heard before.. His parents were over it tho.. You hear "Jesus Casey!" From two floors up. I'm not exaggerating. A pile of Xmas decorations fell like an avalanche, the animals know to clear out now
As someone who weighed/made hamburger patties every day for a couple years, over 2lbs is fucking giant for a boob. 1lb is a very big handful... and that was ground chuck which was only 15% fat which is denser than breast tissue would be by a good bit I'd guess. That's crazy. Should def get a reduction, those would be a giant pain in the ass(back)
He’s right about surgeons. My best friends dad was an ophthalmologist. She had strep throat & he almost killed her by giving her penicillin. 19 & never knew she was allergic.
Foreign accent only happened to me after I woke up from a coma w/ broken jaw and the SLP( Speech Language Pathologist) who was pacifically assigned to me attempted to teach me to again speak as if I was a man from across tha pond yeh? Yeh bruv?
4 bad! The number 4 (四, pinyin: sì; Cantonese Yale: sei) is considered an unlucky number in Chinese because it is nearly homophonous to the word "death", from Wiki
The NBA player said it, but didn't mean to. Even came across that he wasn't trying to say it at all. I heard it clearly the first time and don't know how they missed it, but it wouldn't be a big deal if the editors caught it or it wasn't blown out of proportion by all the news media. It's literally getting upset that someone got tongue-tied while trying to do a nice thing. Intent is the only thing that really matters in language considering words only have the meaning we assign to them. Words are just ideas given sound, and using the wrong word doesn't change the idea behind it... people really need to remember that these days. It's just like when Tom said "mouse" instead of "mouth" while talking about this very topic. The only difference is mouse isn't an offensive word. The guy just got really unlucky in the way he was tongue-tied. Makes sense considering the word is kind of derived from it.
Attach a strap to the hook and wrap it around the boob . 0 out the scale with strap on it first to get real weight before adding boob . Fish hang scale all the way .
High Midnight Your jeans seem low and loose. Maybe take some Benadryl’s eat some moose soup. Better yet, maybe rub, rub, rub to get that anger out? Depending on whether or not you’re circumstances.
Supposedly a sneeze releases 1/8th the amount of endorphins as an orgasm. Keep in mind this was 2002 so the internet was barren compared to now... So anyway I wonder if he sneezes 8 times in a row if he just automatically whites his pants
He said cink but he was trying to say something else. He was trying to say Chinese NBA fans,but he said NBA first nd then got all confused, I mean he's a pro athlete doesn't necessarily equate to genius
That accent he could not define could be Geordie which is prevalent in North East of england. I only say that because he mentioned it's got a bit of Scottish in it. Could be completely wrong though because his rendition wasn't too good.
troll toll - in the old country, I remember Papa would always say what translates to “well smear my ass with my wife’s moon blood and piss on me, beat me, try it out...” in his native tongue whenever surprised or scared... or just bored
Holy shit I get why those little girls ran away lol. If you listen to the sound without context it sounds like a movie monster roaring. It's so loud and long it doesn't even register as a belch... Makes perfect sense they'd run away. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4mXV_oWQEJ4.html
my sister, literally a naked girl in my bedroom, luckily under the sheets, my sister storms in hysterical so she can use the phone and call her boyfriend, didnt even notice a startled topless girl laying there, girls just get in this zone where they don't care about anything around them, its all about their mood, their hormones running every facet of their lives. miserable. cursed.
