Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 579 

Nadav was so proud he had already googled something ahead of time

Just the two main mommies?????????!?!?!??!! I TURN INTO A TELESCOPE

This episode was cool. It's no Drumline, but it was good.

I can’t tell if Tom is joking about “REESEEYS” or if he’s actually r worded

Christine needs to stop being stingy and eat that scrum. Tom is a loving husband and a provider to his family, he deserves it more than anyone.

The guy who hacked the inspiration cube deserves some sort of award

The absolute GLEE that Tom gets from the conversation he creates between his parents is priceless!

Honestly, this podcast has gotten me through some really rough days. It might sound strange but this community and the inside jokes makes me feel like I'm apart of something. I never thought a podcast could help me feel less lonely. Thank you guys!

Tammy and Christopher high-fiving on beat to the intro is ultimate jean relationship goals.

Kristine: "don't show me anyone throwing up." Also, "here is an old person passing away, isn't it great?" I'm starting to think she's the real serial killer in the family.

even as a broke 19 year old I changed the clocks in my apartment the day of daylight savings. Because I live life 365

When Tom said, "How are you going to handle this because I think that's a real trigger for you?" that was a real moment.

Took 10 to 12 Benadryl, waiting for this episode to drop this morning, 4 strokes later and here we are :]

Doctor, "You can only have clear liquids." Bert, "So vodka."

"It's like going to Israel and not going to Jerusalem." - Josh Potter This might be the most brilliant utterance I've heard in my 39 years.

“Is it morning pee or afternoon pee” Top Dawg asking the important questions

i had always pictured Tom’s sister as having the same build as Tom, boy was i wrong

"Scrum-line" movie is way better than Drumline...It does get raunchy, especially scene w/ all the sticks

The true king is Matt for making that cube! That made my day!

I love going back in time and watching these Victoria's Secret models!

I just want to know what happened to the tweaker bike repair guy

The whole Drumline defense with Rotten Tomatos is just an overall reason as to why RT is the worst way to decide a films rating 🤣

All I’m hearing at the beginning is “our Patreon 2.0 idea is absolutely crushing”

Fuuuuucking hell, Christine trying to analyze Josh with her "Psychiatry-By-Association" degree that she picked up from Drew is painful to watch

Omfg guys...... His name was Reese. Not Reesie. They're peanut butter cups that BELONG to REESE. Those cups are Reese's. Idk why this is so hard. Literally rhymes with "pieces."

Just wanna say thanks mommies for including some clips from Scotland, always proud to see my home city Glasgow and it's lovely citizens represented so well on the world stage!

Watching tom put on his glasses to read is the most dad thing ever

How do they show a clip of Fedsmoker at the beginning and then never go back to it! C'mon man don't be stingy Tom!

Top dog said "nice set of lungs"

YMH Live is the only show you’ll see reviews like “It was horribly disgusting and it made me vomit TWICE! I can’t wait for the next one! 10/10!” hahah

Them saying "it doesn't look like she's enjoying it" then sounds of intense ball slapping had my chuckle.

The O's tattoo is a drug reference mommy. Ounces. Khalil be slinging that dirt.

I leave YMH live physically and mentally ill each and every time but I still follow proto while I watch and share the masterpiece.

When Todd's colon is going to be as empty as his gaze...

"Tommy are there people watching you right now?" "Yeahhh...you know like 3 or 4....million"

Time stamp for the episode, more info below 00:00:00 - YMH Live 3 Trailer 00:00:41 - Preview of Today’s Episode 00:00:56 - YMH Title Screen 00:01:05 - Ad Read - Saatva Luxury Mattress 00:02:09 - Preshow/What to expect from YMH Live 3/ YMH Store Sales 00:04:45 - Opening Clip/Intro 00:05:49 - Tom’s medical procedure and how Christina can make him feel better ;) 00:14:15 - YMH Live 3 Recap/Thank you to the fans 00:17:48 - Emails regarding the live episode 00:20:27 - Nadav’s passion for “Drumline” (I’ve never heard of that movie until YMH Live 3 lol, sorry Nadav) 00:23:50 - Clip - GQ from Drumline shouts out Nadav 00:24:54 - Dumbline Talk continues 00:29:47 - Clip - Chinese Man hit with crane, did he survive? The verdict 00:30:55 - Fart Simpson’s Prank Call using Irish man’s audio, what language was he speaking? Email answers our question 00:32:04 - Tom Talks 00:33:15 - Clip - How to pronounce “Reese”/Email from Hershey’s themself. The debate continues 00:35:44 - Clip - Australian News Anchor fumbles her words while reporting on female dentist 00:36:10 - Ad Read - Doordash - Promo code: MOM 00:37:20 - Ad Read - Brooklinen - Promo code: MOM 00:38:48 - Clip - How to trim your beard 00:40:17 - Clip - Lady finds gross surprise from customer on her car/Perpetrator identified 00:41:46 - [NSFW] Audio Clip - Oooold adult actor getting his rocks off with girl ⅓ his age (raw clip shown on YMH Live 3) 00:43:07 - Tom’s Enjoyment of that clip/Christina, not so much 00:45:27 - [NSFW] - more audio from previous clip 00:45:37 - Would You Rather - Judi Dench or Bea Arthur? 00:47:54 - From Today’s Preview - Will Tom and Christina continue to bone when they’re older? 00:48:52 - [NSFW] again the same audio but for only 2 seconds 00:49:09 - What old celebrities do you want to fill up/seal shut? 00:49:38 - [NSFW] Audio Clip - Censored Content, unsure with what’s going on 00:51:00 - Clip - Hacking the Inspiration Cube 00:55:48 - Clip - Master of Accents - “mate.. get ye heed stuk in da ben?” 00:57:09 - Mini story of convenient cop/instant karma, transitions to next clip 00:58:12 - Clip - Instant karma road rage 00:59:09 - Clip - Parkour fail 01:00:00 - Clip - Live Life 365 01:03:00 - Clip - Gatorade and snot rocket (must be living life 365) 01:03:40 - Clip - The most uninspiring inspirational video 01:07:47 - Nancy Pelosi’s honkers 01:08:05 - Clip from YMH 398 - Top Dog weighs in on NP 01:09:07 - Calling Charo about YMH Live 3 01:16:40 - Call ends 01:16:52 - Ad Read - Manscaped - manscaped.com/mom 01:18:31 - Ad Read - Talkspace - Promo Code: YOURMOM 01:19:45 - Josh Potter (Twitter: @J_Potter) joins the show! 01:21:13 - Josh has breaking news!/How he achieved victory 01:39:27 - Ad Read - Fitbod.me/mom 01:40:40 - Ad Read - PaintYourLife.com - Text “House” to 64-000 01:42:00 - Recapping Josh’s appearance 01:43:01 - Christina Toks 01:43:23 - Clip - The king promotes his website 01:45:15 - Clip - Unenthused Prumt supporter 01:45:55 - Clip - Can you fake an accent in its respective country? 01:46:24 - Clip - Trying to trim a dog’s paw 01:47:07 - Clip - Grandma wants to snuggle ;) 01:47:33 - [NSFW] Audio Clip - Censored Content 01:48:18 - Clip - How to use Neo pronouns 01:50:55 - Clip - Nedib wins and now the world ends 01:51:31- Clip - A lady shows off her husband… and boyfriend 01:52:29 - Clip - Sweaty socks for sale 01:53:50 - Clip - How to talk about gender neutral pronouns with your kids 01:58:48 - Clip - The “littles” genre 01:59:09 - Clip - Pmurt supporter screams following his loss 01:59:30 - Clip - kid wants to join mom in the restroom, reminds host’s of their kids :p 01:59:57 - Clip - Man hammers car window with lady inside 02:01:15 - Clip - Lady messes with protestor 02:01:53 - Clip - Singing to a lady (different lane of toks than what you think) 02:02:29 - Clip - Funeral director breaks down how they take care of a casket… part 1 02:03:49 - Clip - Marriage tips from Divorce Attorney 02:04:10 - Clip - Scottish (I think) road rage confrontation 02:04:24 - Clip - Parachute failure into front flips 02:05:40 - Clip - The prime of men and women 02:07:30 - Show ending/YMH Store Sales/YMH Live 3 [NSFW] is used for xxx audio since many of you (including myself lol) can’t play that audio out loud and sometimes we have no idea when the audio will end. First time making a time stamp so if there’s anything I should change let me know and I can change it. Like this comment if you’d want me to make more time stamps for future episodes. I would have been done the day the episode dropped but I left all my time stamp notes at work lol.

Imagine the last surviving child of an apocalypse finding the YMH Cube and becoming the new mesiah with the teachings of Thee Main Mommies and Jeans.

Danny Brown laying on the floor with a $30 gaming headset just made me love him even more

"Reesie Cup" might be enough for me to no longer like Christine anymore

I really love the hand clapping in the beginning. The dynamic you two have is amazing

Nadev: "I already have it up" *doesn't have it up*

Christina - “you can’t go by the audience score half of them are idiots” Also Christina - “you also can’t go by the critic score”

That mommy who hacked the cube is forever a legend!!!

"9/11 just happened we needed Drumline" I love YMH

It's Reese's with an apostrophe, so the candy belongs to Reese. His name wasn't "Reesee".

Hershey's just didnt want to alienate any potential buyers.

That death tok is literally the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on this show

All jokes aside, I’m really happy the mommies got that cameo for Nadav.

It’s re-sizz not ree-seas....how is this a debate? Is this Tom’s version of Christina’s FedEx or Bert’s Ben A-fleck?

I can't tell you how many times I said "I'm having chest pains!" During that old guy clip.

Just watched Drum Line. Lucky for me I had just washed the dishes and had 2 spoons at the ready, to pluck both my eyes out of my head.

I’m about the same age as Nadav, and I honestly don’t know wtf he is talking about with Drumline. Run of the mill B movie. Not bad, but saying it’s the BEST movie is legit insane.

Christine saying brekky makes me genocidal.

Crystals toks were more disturbing than anything I watched during the last live show. Truly unsettling.

Nadav don’t seem to be as energetic about Drumline today

Tom being disgusted is a treasure

We will never forget the valor that was stolen in the battle of the mailbox keys. Sickening.

My boss told me to stack the boxes high and tight at my job, immediately thought of the podcast

That's it. We all have to go give Drumline a 100 percent on rotten tomatoes.

Audiobrigemat needs to make an Alex Jones cube I'd buy instantly.

We need to start an online petition, EAT TOM'S SCRUM...... If Kristine doesn't chow down on the scrum, she will be cancelled........

You guys think fatstronauts will be just as good as drum line or am I fully tiktoked?

Top dog said " a nice set of lungs"

We need a segment of just your parents talking to you lmao

Fedsmoker has reincarnated as the King: all is well.

2 mins late - you didn't follow proto buddy you're done!

I wonder if this so called "woman" is the hobo living outside his window.

Live Life 365 is the new "This is how it feels to chew 5 gum"

Always have YMH turned up to 11 & I don’t care who’s listening even at work

The Slow talking fella was KILLING me, then as Christina asked about him and the automated r word came in HOT 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣

Tom's Ferrari jacket is such an 'old car guy' thing to do

Jeff Foxworthy chugged both of the laxative liquids, and blasted everything out, he described what was coming out of him at the end could be classified as "pure mountain spring water". Lol

Tina definitely milked the bear before this podcast.

Damn...Tina went hard on Tom already!!

Lamp post guy was literally inches away from a movie-level death. Like an insanely gruesome death.

2:06:00 That's Elliott Hulse, he got a channel here on youtube: Elliott Hulse

Nadav won that Drumline argument hard lmao

I just want someone to love me as much as Christina loves Tom.

Super excited for my 29th birthday in a week... Thanks guys.

Yes Christine. Half of the country voted for a vegetable

I watched the live show and tbh they could have gone harder. My date only almost threw up, and only three times.

anything with toms mom is comedy gold.

Tom’s Dad “ Is it morning pee or afternoon pee? “ OMG 😆 This explains a lot LOL

"J'in your D is just keeping the vibes going" I just laughed so hard it cured my asthma

I am watching this from rehab! Just following Wednesdays proto!

The “live life 3-6-5”! Dude Looks like he eats all those frozen foods out of a bucket 🪣

They aren't unicorns, I still peroctially hook up with a bed head hanger offer. But it is magical.

Toms dad is the best. His reaction to the pigs question had me in tears.

Toms emanating some Garth energy today, I like that.

The guy drank the snot because he recently snorted a line of meth and was trying to get the residuals and be resourceful.

Nadav's job is to try contact a chocolate manufacturer, to find out the pronunciation of Reece's, which is defintely Ree-siz.

1:03:45 guy sounds like that one uncle who makes the “family prayer” way too fucking long before thxgiving dinner

“Is it a morning pee or an afternoon pee?” Top Dogg has been asking the important questions his entire life.

Good morning mommy’s have a great day and make sure to get extra stoned. Enjoy your holidays mom and dad

I love how Christine shows a death tok, and it even made Todd uncomfortable

I love you guys so much because watching your podcasts make me feel so less alone in this world 😩❤️

Oh Jesus christ for a second I thought I accidentally put on YMH live 3 and I absolutely scrambled for my phone like it was on fire. Heartbeat now normal. Thx.

When I see solo mommies I turn into a telescope

Huey needs his ice cream!

Vince should walk into the lunch room and just yell WOOOO