Your New Boyfriend ~ Wilbur Soot [sped up] 

i’m not part of the smp anymore nor do i support the members but this song will always hold a place in my heart

the fact that we heard this song for the first time so long ago now… this makes me feel so old, but this song holds a special place in my heart.

NOSTALGIA FRFRRRRRFR

Never thought I'd find this, thank you!

the fact that I know every lyric to this song..

Lyrics

i love how at 2:53 its just a random "✨JaSoN dErUlO✨"

I’ve been out of my dsmp phase for over a year but this song is still literally ENGRAVED into my brain

I've never watched the smp or anything, never watched him or anyone else. But isn't the band Lovejoy? Not just Wilbur?

istfg wilbur deserves the world

If you’re listening to this in class! If your doing a test your doing amazing I’m sure you’ll get a high score. If your doing this in lesson make sure you can listen and write notes this could be Important

2:53 JasOn DERulOoO

I'm crying and sobbing. Thanks for this, it's really hyping me up.

That sped up guitar solo hits different

I put this up to 1.5 speed even tho it’s already sped up and I managed to sing the entire thing

I miss this sm

Not me returning here after two years still knowing every damn lyric

This is so underated

This is so UNDERRATED THIS IS AMAZING

underrated tbh

lyrics for people that don’t know song: life isn’t quite what I thought I’d be when I was a kid on voip i thought, when I get older now I’m 26 and I work in a office nine till fives not the best I’ll be honest If I could change a single thing, I’d make it me and not him. he’s in your bed and I’m in your twitch chat I’ve got the key and he’s just a doormat if you ever know he’s got social skills that doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills anyway make the most of him cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh oh your new boyfriends an a hole WEW -music- man named jerriff course I met jerriff the one who took you away from me you hit it off instantly i know cause you won’t stop telling me seeing his jawline shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense i thought about what he looks like nude I’m not gay though she is living a dream oh she is living a dream back when we were seventeen she is living a dream oh she is living a dream from back when we were seventeen how on earth can I be safe when I’m one click away from insane just think that I deserve a little bit of what i earned I’m not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was 23 means I’m not allowed in Disney world he’s in your bed and I’m in your twitch chat I’ve got the key and he’s just a doormat even though he’s got social skills doesn’t mean I can’t pay the bills anyway make the most of him cause he moves on pretty bloody quick your boyfriends a a hole ( I can’t hear the rest)

Wilbur bite

0:48 is my fav part XD

prime dsmp era

Well this aged like milk left out in the sun

0:48 SO CUTE EDIT- I CHANGED MY MIND 2:38 IS THE CUTEST DJFNDNND

When I watched the music vid for this song when it came out I got his email-

listening to this in 2024 is peak comedy

I found out that I sing this in 1.5x speed 👀

love this ❤

1:51

Underrated

I literally thought he was cool.

Is it bad that Ik every single lyric of this song ( I sang this at Tesco for no reason)

I put this on 2 speed but its still slow for me

2:15 The nostalgia kicks in🙁

*The only British guy who can actually sing*

XDDDDD

Just listening to this makes me wanna cry of nosgolgua

i was never part of the dsmp fandom, but my older brother was and used to blast this, i don't support the dsmp anymore but i love this song so much

No offense but this is lowkey more vibey than the regular song

this brings back sm memories i miss this era bro

HES IN UR BED AND IM IN TWITCH CHAT 🎸

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