Your Pet Cat Turns Into a Neko Boy [M4A] [Purring] ASMR Roleplay 

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This is the most realistic embodiment of a cat in neko form 😭

Him calling us master and treating us like his servant 😭

I need cats to actually talk now 😂 the amount of entertainment I would get

-is my place. "AINT YOU ADOPTED? GET OUT."

If my cat could talk definitely he'll be like this, specially with the "Chop, chop" xD Thank you Mr. Green 💚✨️

His voice is deeper than my nightmare 😭

I just imagined Listener is so annoyed because now they’re have to hear what the cat is thinking. And it haven’t actually sunk in that the cat is now a man.

Tbh Green, I'm a cat person and I do own several cats. But I would be scared af if my Lil Lil cotton ball like kitties turned into a grown up man with such deep voice at 3 am demanding to feed him. 🤣😭🤌✨ And I know that's how cats behave. So it's perfect Green 💚

You speak some seriously fluent Cat, my dude. I had to replay it because I was laughing too much during the first run. 😂 The furball threat! It really is hotwired into every cat person's nervous system... And that lovely purring at the end, which always makes all the weirdness make perfect sense. 🥰 This was adorable (& creative as usual!), Green, thank you! 🌿🖤 I do wish we'd had an outtake of him getting h!gh on catnip...

"never once have I seen you lick yourself" SENT MEEEEE edit: "should invest in some security, I was thinking....landmines...when I say I howled

About time someone actually acted out neko like an actual cat XD i was expecting a cute Green but got me contemplating calling him Master "where is my meat" yesyes sir

The embodiment of a cat but not my cat he knows not to fuck with me My cat knows ima pull out that spray bottle and ill do the same to this cat

Me gonna be like: "Excuse me mister, you don't talk back to me like that. You are adopted- I can kick you out anytime sir. So be respectful!"

Our little meowmeow (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) he better pay us rent if he's gonna act like this

“Food. Now. Chop chop 🙄”😭

I was trying so hard to not laugh out loud so I wouldn’t wake anyone up, and my goodness that was difficult 😂😂 “Feed me!” “I suggest land mines” “*Meowing intensifying* That usually gets your attention”

8:45 THE WAY HE HISSED IS SO FUNNY I mean just think about him recording than he hissed and like someone comes in the room 😭😭😭😭😭

the literal key to my heart, never end the neko tropes 💛

He simplified cats in one video

Atleast he wasn´t an orange cat. That guy would be absolutely crazy in a weird way lol

Green: "because next time I will have to leave more visible marks on you" My dirty minded ass: "AYO-" Green: "with my claws.." Me: "...oh"

My cats go crazy when I don't feed the on time.They do the cutest meows to get my attention

8:38 This whole scene had me cackling ✋😭

I'm pretty sure when my cat makes that demanding meow he's calling for his servant not his master 😸

The purring at the end reminded me of my old cat who was the sweetest boy he would start purring and then he would sleep next to my head so his purring sounded really loud but I loved it the purring at the end sounded just like it

this is actually how my cat would act if he turned into a human tbh update: im listening to this expecting to sleep but instead i laughed my ass off

"this is my place" me : dang bro, i borrow you here so shut up

WHY IS IT VIBRATING LIKE THAT😭😭😭

ASMR purring is heaven

hes just a big fluffy tsundere boi :3

"I was thinking land mines" 🤣😂🤣😂

I can't help but laugh throughout this entire audio!! Like, the AUDACITY that my pet cat DEMANDS so much from me!! LOL, I just can't!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Okay but why is his aditude as a cat actually the aditude that literally every cat ever has💀

Im sorry but him treating me like that is a kick out of the door Buuuuuut when he was soft and lovey dovey Mind: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMH!!!! WHYYYYY HE GOTTA BE SOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

As someone with a cat this is the most realistic one I've heard

Psh, they act all tough. Until they are begging to get into the blanket tent you inadvertently made with a blanket on your lap.

I want. Give it to me. Now.

Such a beautiful work! Every Cat owner knows this things. I really melted with the "w r y d? w r y d?" Haha! That was sooooo beautiful really!!! Thanks 💛🍃

LOL 🤣 I’m a veterinary technician I can totally imagine some of the angry cats that I deal with having your gentlemanly voice! 🐈‍⬛

Bro this is all my pets fr ✋🏽😭 But ay naw we was about to fight 🤨🫵🏽

this is not a neko this is literally a factual cat

What are you doing? What are you doing? Meow meow meow

Green the purrs reminds me of my baby i miss her dearly it reminded me of her

Ngl if my cat actually DID turn into a human he'd immediately kick me out of my own room so he can sleep on my bed lmao

YOU SHOULD BE PURRING NOT VIBRATING😭💀

I loved this🫶🥲 we need more of him in the future

We he said "DAMN" I totally lost it😂😂😂

I can’t fall asleep to this when I just keep bursting out laughing

Once again, YOU DO IT ONCE AGAIN GREEN!! You make another awesome video that left me speechless. Great Job!!❤❤

I’m trying to fall asleep,… I don’t think I can. That voice got me wide awake rrrreal fast.

that would be 🗿magical🗿

The beginning is exactly like my cat cookie she NON STOP meows and screams for something! Food? Shockingly no. Water thats always fresh and out? Of course not. Attention? NO. I swear she does it just to annoy me. This video is the embodiment of her fr 😭 a bit... Spooky 🤨🤨

"COME AT ME" COME AT ME BRO 👺👺👺👺

omg...I didn't think your voice will be this deep😭😭😭I DIDNT SAY IT IN A BAD WAY IT JS SO..😍😍😫😫😫😌😌💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

I don't rlly get when pople do Nekos all submissive and "master " and stuff, like cats tend to think that they're in charge XDD So I like that you didn't do it that way 😂

"MOM!!!! I WANT FOOD" Is how I litterly imagine my cat to say the first words if this ever happened

That’s…….gonna spark a lot of. Curiosity in cat owners 😂

A cat would never call us master xD

I was listening to this while snuggling my three, giant fluffy Maine Coons, and I scared them off of me from dying of laughter. Like, the hairball and the Chop Chop?! I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my entire existence. Good Lord mate, you're a genius.

Yeah I can believe this is my cat

I love how accurate this is. This is exactly how a cat would talk and react if they could talk. I love your voice and line deliveries here. It's very well done. ^^

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oh your pronunciation is so articulate😮 i still can't catch english well but your english is relatively easy to listening even for me i like this cat's way to say "master" so much!

Aaaaaaa im crying because its so cute 😭😭😭🤧✨

I'm very caffeinated and I listened to this and started giggling 😂😂

your voice is so serious bro. like if you are voice acting a cat and your voice is so serious 😭😭😭😭

Eeeeiii the purring was right in my ear as I was slowly winding down to go to sleep and since I'm wearing headphones it gave me tingles. Weird? Perhaps but you had me fully immersed lol made my body react. With your voice and the calming sound that comes with your voice I loved this, the accuracy was too real and made me literally lol.

Sir just because you're like 2× my size or something doesn't mean i can't kick you out, I have a bamboo stick to do so (i actually do, had it for 3 years never threw it out)

This is the definition of if cats could talk

POV: my cat if it was a person

THE PURRING PART IS JUST WOW

If my wittle baby Loki (my cat) turned into a grown ass man, at three in the damn morning I would not be surprised, he acts like the *neko* in the video

Awwwwwwwww I love my 🐈

Yeah no you getting instant ramen

Lol omfg I loved this so freaking much bro >_< this was a masterpiece bro

Loved this so much 0/////////////0

8:44 I died of laughter, all I could picture is Y/N standing there still trying to comprehend their pet cat has turned into a Neko, while standing there they loses their shit and just die of laughter. God I wanna know what my cat thinks of me 🤔🤔

"Where is my meat?" No meat. This is what you are eating. Eat this or eat nothing.

I could just feel the awkwardness😶

Never in my life have I ever wanted to square up with a cat till now 🙄🙄😒😒

If i woke up with a guy telling me to go get food i wood reach for the baseball bat under my pillow. Or the shotgun.

“i’ll have to leave a more visible mark..” “🤨” “..with my claws.” “oh.”

I❤️Cat and your story related to😺 then Obviously just 💗It Specially when purringing...Mr.Green💚

Oh this is so entertaining. The way I talked back😂 The PURRING and noises at the end feel AMAZING in my ears. I had to loop that. Whatever you did, it's incredibly effective for me. It felt so good with the one earbud I had to put in the other one. Such a cool effect!

GREEEEEEEENNNNNNNN ILY SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭

The purring a the end was so tingly! I love this so much!! He is SUCH a cat lol great job with the mannerisms and such!!

Help my cat is starting at me 😬

Thinking that this could be so real 😂😂😂❤

OMG how do you HATE someone and LOVE someone at the same FUCKING time!!!! ❤👁👄👁💅🤣

hearing a real purr is so soothing. i hope i can find the one i recorded of my kitty a few years back.

13:03 started sobbing because my parents wont allow me have a cat 😔

Omg the purring is too much!!!❤❤❤

THIS IS SO AAHHHH ✨✨✨✨✨

😂 this is too good!!!! ❤

PT2 pleaseeeee this is so GOOD

I’d kick him out but that’s just me 💀

Awwwww! ❤❤❤ Thank you!!

I like dis, honestly I have a black cat that claimed me, he actually listens to me as well, I can get him to come inside, he lets go of my pants if I tell him to, since he claws at them, wanting more pets, and I always tell him that he can climb onto my lap if he wants, he just cant use his claws when hes walking on me, and he listens. His name is Peanut, and I love him, HES SO CUTE AND NICE also someone poured gasoline on him and I intend on hunting them down and pouring gasoline on them! Peanut has trouble breathing now thanks to them!

Damnit i late anyways if this happens with my dog and cat i will fucking die 😭✋🏻