Your Wife Has A List Of Weird Things About You.

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Your wife has a list of weird things about you, or at least Wes Austin's wife does in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special from Wes Austin, Wes talks about going bald, hair transplants, and what a woman's eyebrows can tell you about her. Whether you're someone who has a list of weird things about your spouse, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Wes Austin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@Esther-1914 11 месяцев назад

Best punch line ever - made full circle!😂😂

@tizitawoldegiorgis3296 11 месяцев назад

Eye brow joke is hilarious!!!!!

@suzyanderson7395 11 месяцев назад

Love it! I love being able to laugh and not feel a little bit nasty for tuning into a foul mouthed rant 😅Thank you!

@denisecolumbia2440 11 месяцев назад

lol - Not only would I buy that pillow, I would buy one for everyone in my family! LOL Great show!

@timo4938 11 месяцев назад

Why did Dry Bar wait 3 years to release this? All the masks...this is clearly 2020 lol

@seedsoflove7684 10 месяцев назад

Better late than have to pay for it!

@sueanimallover8952 11 месяцев назад

This guy is hilarious! I love his deadpan comedy! ❤😂

@abijahdixon2771 10 месяцев назад

I thought he might be a runner honestly, they are usually sucessful and slim, I also thought he was dressed fancy lol!

@wind10miko 11 месяцев назад

Why does his voice sound like Ryan Reynolds 💀

@YoruchiLinda 10 месяцев назад

Lmao so true about the eyebrows

@-amosc.presley-7192 11 месяцев назад

Been there, done that🤣🤣😂😂

@rickykeim2005 11 месяцев назад

Wes also does Shorts Here on RU-vid where He adds a Bit of Humor to the News. That's where I know him from. I didn't know he did Stand Up.

@D3MON_KOR3 11 месяцев назад

If I was losing hair I would just go all the way bald😂.

@kathyracine1903 11 месяцев назад

Like this guy, Wes Austin

@johnnycole7990 11 месяцев назад

Make you think while LMAO.... Great combo

@francesbernard2445 11 месяцев назад

Good thing most men would love wearing a suit being offered to them for free instead of them feeling like they have to be responsible for the drawing in of someone else's eyebrows properly each and every day.

@jadomonell 7 месяцев назад

Hilarious man

@ifsheisgonetowherethere6259 11 месяцев назад

Rice is gluten free

@whitneysimon6828 10 месяцев назад

The end.....😂😢 bwahhahhaaa

@mrscatlady912 10 месяцев назад

My mom has Celiac, she's gonna appreciate this

@annieseaside 3 месяца назад

Not at all, you are So Handsome!

@TutuSainz 11 месяцев назад

😂

@Vincent-ke5zn 4 месяца назад

To me, living with 4 women would be a nightmare

@donnabuckalew-wagner6431 11 месяцев назад

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@deborah3912 11 месяцев назад

Women with their drawn in eyebrows and false eyelashes, do guys like that?Why are those people wearing masks? Now that's scary!

@tylertipke4885 11 месяцев назад

Laugh track ;(

@quantumIO 11 месяцев назад

Nope, it's a live performance. What did you expect? Silence at a comedy club?

@joeblow6478 11 месяцев назад

Why is everyone wearing stupid masks? It's very distracting.

@dixieboy5689 10 месяцев назад

Utah

@KashiGirl911 10 месяцев назад

stole jokes and then told them badly... hell no

@JenyaBow_369 11 месяцев назад

People in the masks ? That’s funny….

@eugene1059 11 месяцев назад

I've been seeing more mask again these clowns are pathetic.

@Not2daysatan 11 месяцев назад

Seriously 🤭

@Five0Five 11 месяцев назад

It was filmed in 2020

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 месяцев назад

No, you're funny. Don't believe me? Go look in the mirror.

@Primalxbeast 11 месяцев назад

The description says it was filmed in early 2020. He was lucky to find a place where he could perform in front of an audience at that time.

@cliffhall7675 10 месяцев назад

not funny

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 11 месяцев назад

Finally a full 30m Video instead of 5m ❤ This channel needs to go back to full shows

@tiacalenture3238 11 месяцев назад

Are you sure you weren't in the *shorts* section of the menu... Instead of the *videos* section?

@seedsoflove7684 10 месяцев назад

5 minute shorts? 😂

@crystaldawn9255 11 месяцев назад

Eyebrows was funnier than laughs received

@leahlinki5683 11 месяцев назад

Probably because most members of the audience had funny looking eyebrows, or they were with people who had funny looking eyebrows! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@matthewhunter6421 6 месяцев назад

In your opinion. That's all

@susand 11 месяцев назад

When i first saw him, I thought ... this guy definitely works out. 😉

@saelmar 11 месяцев назад

@@fisherman9435however this guy does look like he works out You can see muscle mass and definition

@ThorneJr 11 месяцев назад

You had me at "she has a list". 30 year veteran.

@grimreaper3330 11 месяцев назад

This guy is freaking hilarious I love him!!!!

@DoctorQuackenbush 11 месяцев назад

How about the woman in the audience that is wearing an almost-useless mask under her nose? What's the message there?

@RuminantCounter 11 месяцев назад

That she has allergies and doesn't want to spew saliva all over her seat mates if she sneezes unexpectedly?

@benin8or 11 месяцев назад

I'm not always laughing on this channel but this guy is funny

@melissag.664 11 месяцев назад

Oh my gosh, I was just having the "I feel like your mother" conversation with the hubby the other day... 🤣

@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 11 месяцев назад

She is trying to tell you nicely that you have a 5 head...😂

@declamatory 11 месяцев назад

Victor Borge!

@crystaldawn9255 11 месяцев назад

I totally took his advice before I even received it about marrying the most awful person I could find

@NeonCicada 11 месяцев назад

I guess we all have our kinks? 🤷‍♂

@LilByrdFly2 11 месяцев назад

@@NeonCicada😂 LoL

@deborahduthie4519 11 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TEAMGETHELP 11 месяцев назад

Same, multiple times._.

@TutuSainz 11 месяцев назад

🤣

@JonDaleyNH 11 месяцев назад

My sister had rose petals in a little bag to throw at the bride and groom, but pictures or something took a while, and everyone's petals got hot and sweaty and clumped together to make little balls, and had a similar affect as your cauliflower pieces.

@georgeannrutkowski2740 11 месяцев назад

Good to see you Wes! I love watching your short clips with the Stormtroopers on your desk. You are a very funny man all while keeping a straight face ❤️

@hitest8925 11 месяцев назад

👍

@camspks 10 месяцев назад

Funny. 😂😂 I'm on the look-out for a shifting eyebrow! "Saliva is gluten free"! 😂 "Cauliflower leaves a mark"! 😂 "The pages are made of air ...the bookmark doesn't move"😂 Invention - baby link 😂 I don't know why the audience was a tad quiet.

@dixieboy5689 10 месяцев назад

Last joke was excellent. He is clever. Im glad he did not catch China Fever and die.

@notthesamecc1927 11 месяцев назад

he's good. He looks, sounds and acts like Dr Berg.

@kimberlydates3462 11 месяцев назад

I'm dead he's hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@pryncessyanni 11 месяцев назад

Awesome, solid set...really enjoyed it!!!

@morganhough1022 9 месяцев назад

From this very educational talk I learned that I can move pianos! 💪🏻

@nicodesmidt4034 11 месяцев назад

😂

@morpheon_xyz 10 месяцев назад

Lmao, that ending tho. Well built up to deliver that line, like I didn't see that coming at all 😂😂😂

@maggierose97 11 месяцев назад

That fart pillow actually sounds useful.

@Lavenderrose73 11 месяцев назад

Wow, what a loving wife!

@clumsiii Месяц назад

Everything about this guy is blowing up the gaydar: the lisp, the head wobbles, the shiny perfect shirt, the bleached teeth, being married in Utah. Sorry to blow your cover, Wes. Feel free to return the favor ;)

@sakuraqueen1734 11 месяцев назад

Rice is gluten free though 😅

@kennielsen3896 9 месяцев назад

He's funny, but like the sitcom, "Ellen", he needs to stay in the closet. Her show was ruined by her coming out. That was the fun part of the sitcom, she was always awkwardly funny because everyone knew she was a lesbian. It wasn't the Christian Right (who incidentally are neither) who ended that show, but there was nowhere to go after she came out.

@tylertipke4885 11 месяцев назад

Whata up with the masks? Everyone looks like bane

@nate1irvin 8 месяцев назад

guy looks Anthony Stewart Head if he was an American (complimentary)

@JOMOPressureWash 11 месяцев назад

Let’s go

@gordonbecker5055 11 месяцев назад

List? Yes, and it’s a long one! 😉

@DeborahNielsen-y8g Месяц назад

Remember, God gives you witty inventions, huh, lol.

@xhshdh-lv3wx 11 месяцев назад

Reminds me of Bengt Washburn

@Kimba36918 10 месяцев назад

My God, this guy was making me laugh out loud.

@bdbeckstrand 11 месяцев назад

He needs to research his audience before he starts blaspheming about Jesus.

@LeeQuesada-CoTGaming 9 месяцев назад

MAsks >< Ugh.. shit's a trigger for me...

@i.t.t. 10 месяцев назад

tell me you're bi without telling me your bi 🥰

@christinadacruz420 11 месяцев назад

Funny

@Debbie-sb1zf 11 месяцев назад

First timer Josh!! You are so funny!! Keep bringing it on!!

@idakate7 10 месяцев назад

Your forehead is normal.

@TheNovelistDario 9 месяцев назад

Great finish lol

@obliviouscandybar 4 месяца назад

Rice is gluten free

@borednow 9 месяцев назад

good call backs!

@terryshaw3493 7 месяцев назад

Awesome!

@user-sg8wf5qo9s 11 месяцев назад

The "fart pillow" would make more positive impact on society than any of that political crap 😂

@garyholt8315 11 месяцев назад

wife not liking his hair operation price, we need new kitchen countertops, too funny.

@williambilyeu9801 11 месяцев назад

He correctly diagnosed Nanzi Pelosi! 😊😅😂

@olman793 11 месяцев назад

I'm sorry to see you go Taj. You were the best 1 ⭐ reviewer there ever was and you'll always be a 1 ⭐ in my book... Wait... That is the best, right?

@iragriffen5859 11 месяцев назад

Wrong video

@olman793 11 месяцев назад

@@iragriffen5859 I know I started typing too late. It was for the vice vid

@LoveZeness 11 месяцев назад

I watched that video today as well! 😆

@williamhouseholder1558 11 месяцев назад

there should be more people with fabric mask in the crowd for that fart pillow joke.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 месяцев назад

Your mother is one giant fart pillow.

@NightOfTheRevolution 11 месяцев назад

This man IS a vampire. No doubt

@djpvma 11 месяцев назад

Not my cup o tea.

@TruthisPowerTYFather 11 месяцев назад

@5:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JoyfulNoyes62 11 месяцев назад

I don't know .. This guy's delivery makes him "not funny." Seems like, if it was anyone else saying the exact words, I'd be laughing.

@GohAhweh 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@LilByrdFly2 11 месяцев назад

🎉😂

@VoidSC 11 месяцев назад

Funny stuff!

@debbiepeterson6829 11 месяцев назад

I have multiple lists. Weird things, cruel things and just plain evil.

@estherclawson6876 11 месяцев назад

And the gross things and the hysterically funny things and the periodic sweet things.

@smithasureshholisticnutrit6287 11 месяцев назад

For all the complaints about gluten-free food, he certainly looks healthy...the proof is in the pudding! Quietly, unassumingly hilarious, actually laughed out loud many times.