Some things make sense and you don't know why they make sense. This is one of those things that it's not one of those things. The people that wasted their time smoking weed and making this obviously needed more cocaine
So my friend goes on a TF2 server with another friend so I join them, he does the “do I look like I know what a jpeg is” bit, then they make a story about how hank & Bobby sold cocaine on the corner of the block to a prostitute and then the prostitute ODed so they had to hide the body in the neighbors pool while they sung a Metallica song and all the meanwhile I’m trying to kill some Giant Demoknights and Sentry busters