YouTube's Darkest Cult 

Have all your wishes come through?

Right,lol

@@LuckyBadger No. Shitty deal, it is.

@@Pantheragem lol. Good one.

As a dumbass who likes sharp things I can relate

You never know 👀

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Why would satan have a son

That’s oddly specific but so accurate

To be fair the devil was a part timer

oh no 20 times is too much

We cant even see dislikes anymore

I'm not sure why but I literally had to pause the whole video to laugh😂

@@Dusty_Sparrow You can if you get a browser extention

Lol bro ur so funny 🤣

Lol

And they are not even sigils 🤦🏻‍♀️ He could have at least bothered to learn how to properly do them. It's just like a group of kids doing magic in school to get out of a test

@@mishmishstudio I was thinking the same LOL

Spot on! I went through my "magick phase" in 7th grade. I guess he's a late bloomer.

@@mishmishstudio ikr, even i had done better sigils during my fantasy 8th grader phase 🤦🏻‍♂

Lol.really lol

I love this comment lmao

omg I-

RottenBegotten now this, this is comedy

I-

Twitter is a fuckin cult everybody knows it

@@rokujadotorupata4408 lol

@YouAreSheep well yeah but Twitter is just full lol nerds live in there moms basement

Or Certain Special Groups...

Lmao Twitter didn't ban Trump bc they didn't like him, he caused a riot, it was domestic terrorism, and in fear of something happening like that again he was banned, what's so difficult to understand here buddy?

Crips over Coffins

Lmao

Hahaha

Ha ha ha ha ha

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

underrated comment

??

💀

Lmao that is funny AF but they have to willingly make themselves bleed, it can't be an accident that's why he said it's a "Sacrifice"

I'd watch this concept as a movie honestly🍿

It sounds more like a metalcore band

More like it sounds like a deathcore band like the band shadow of intent

It’s just blood magic being used in a dangerously manner. Theirs people are mad.

@@DiscardatRandom haha soi boi

Now I want to start a band called Blood Over Intent lol

Lol right

Please put Spoiler alert in front of comment, i haven't finished reading the Bible.

Facts

Correct, father never died.

Well he was originally an angel that's how he became the king of fallen angels he was the first

Should you do this, please film it and put it online. It would be beautiful.

If indeed you manage to get real Christians and real satanists into one corner, trust me with everything you ve got that every satanist will bow down to the power of Jesus and repent from their sins. Just don't pack the place with pretenders, go for the real fire carrying Christians.

@Emily Barclay Exactly. lol

If you ever make an earnest attempt at this, let me know and I will help you any way I can. I am not kidding. I've been wanting something like this to happen for YEARS.

@@thingsturn5755 I can just see how that'd play out. Your theory wouldn't work out because it's ridiculous, and then you'd be standing there demanding they find "real" Christians for the test while everyone's packing up to leave.

You talking shit homie?! Lol.😂

Truee

Exempt im not early

Aye

Is that paulina on your profile picture

Dont worry you dont need protection from them

H M right

FandomCity ikr

Ariana grande too apparently

Fr I was like 😐😐

😂😂

Ariana Grande

Did bright side actually post something like that i don’t know

I was literally gonna say the same thing lol

I saw that too.

Top 10 ways to summon an angel. - BRIGHT SIDE 2022

😂 great comment

I died laughing at this lmfaoooo

This deserves more likes

Same

That's pretty fkn insensitive, yo

bruh

the struggle is real

because he is an stupid idiot who collects other idiots...

Yeah dawg... hustling

He needs a job

That's the one thing that truly disturbs me. Cults exist, that's a fact. But that little girl could not have genuinely understood what she was doing! This is where I question where were her parents? Did they join this cult and force their beliefs onto her?

@@crystalsmith5062 Who knows, really. The fact that she has access to internet, and her parents aren't even questioning what she's doing is kind of bad. See, I'm an adult and my parents STILL question me as of what I'm doing. It's quite disturbing that her parents are oblivious to what she's doing online. I'm the type of person who has a very open mind, so very well blood binding magic may as well be real, and that's terrifying. Once the children reach more into their future, maybe they'll see the dangers of cults. Cults aren't as very well to be compared to the Nazis, but people who were outside of Germany had no idea what was happening, since they were denying that any sorts of activity were going on. Cults nowadays have a certain behavior that is exhibited and is typically portrayed as "strange." Like I said at the beginning, who knows anymore. Some parents (not all) are lacking in the parenting department.

@@xari7581 I can't agree with you more.

Livve Yeah. And encouraging people to partake in harm against an individual (which I assume includes encouraging self harm) is a violation of RU-vid’s terms of service. So is trying to coax minors into dangerous acts

Livve tru tru

WAIT WHAT??! I used to watch that channel when i was a kid :(

​@@Mobius-eh8icSAME

I ran across this group while exploring the flat earth rabbit hole. I listened to Quasiluminous for a few months and checked out some of the rituals posted by his followers. Interesting group. I didn’t hear it in the video but their ultimate goal was to go to the center of the flat earth where they believe there is a giant hole that contains the black sun. Once there they would reach the next life. The arctic is the center of the flat earth model. I always wondered if any of them got together and made the trip. I can see them now. 🥶🥶👹🥶🥶

@@wookiejesusofnazarethkashy1940 No they didn’t. I was a participant back in 2017. All I got back from it was mental torture and pain.

@@wookiejesusofnazarethkashy1940 I thought the flattards thought the arctic was the Ice wall wrapping around us and keeping us all in?

Shit, bout to join to get my Rap channels views up 🤣

David Dobriks vlog said it best. David: So are ghosts real? Jason: I mean they pay our fucking bills! Lol

Imagine he gets kicked outta hell. Lol.

blood thicc

@Hacker Man satan thicc

LMAO fuuuu

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@@paulaboss2000 polos are a crime against god anyway

Thank you for making this comment. I was terrified until I saw this🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

😂😂😂😂😂

B R U H it does

Flame Wave kinda surprised that there isn’t one

To me sounds like some shit reznov would say in cod waw tbh

Or a rock band album

Literally sounds like the witcher 3 DLC too XD

Because thats the devil's phone!

cause iphone is crap adn even "devil" knows it

It’s an iPhone

Classic Apple fan boy opinion

😂😂😂

You lacked intent spidey

@@gemsbyjackie5479 i need more power but satan is not the way

Have you tried becoming one with the force?

You have to burn it afterwards.

@@SiriusCygnus oh then that explains it

🤣

Gross 😆

💩 lemme lemme lemme lemme shit man, don't gimme no gimme no gimme no this man.....come on come on come on SHIT! [guitar solo] Green Jello man.....love their stuff 😈 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pRSbB2Eau74.html&has_verified=1

Because they are lazy and not using a paint brush 😉

Poop over intent, it's the new hot thing.

Lol I got "Draft Kings"

I got them War Thunder ads

The ritual... Duolingo

Practice your Spanish or....

i got tiktok

hu

Probably three-Fity.

six hundred and sixty-six

All of them.

Amount of numbers in Pi

And sometimes like minecraft gameplay from 2012 bc youtube likes really random recommendation

ROFL 🤣😂😂🤣

Bruh that is so true damn

Srsly ffs! 😱

Recommended *free tits meet up*

There's what? The telltale signs of being a complete idiot?

@@demonjmh yeah pretty much

@@demonjmh oof stiingg

The earth is flat. One would have to be a complete moron to ever be in agreement with Bill Nye.

@@johnrichardson5858 The earth is neither flat nor spherical. It's an apeirogon. What, have you never seen mountains before? What about all the little mounds of dirt and bumps on the rocks?

Don't watch the video about the killer/guy doing this ritual, blood is one thing.. masochist stabbing?. nope.

I've become so accustomed to this type of content. I didn't even become creeped out when I watched a video of an interrogation when someone had pulled their supposed "loved ones" organs out through her vaginal gland because she called him by her exs name in a drunken state of mind. Me being supseptable, though, doesn't mean I was any less angry than anyone else. I'm just so accustomed to dark things that nothing phases me. I can't even watch horror moviesanymore, because they are so faked. It's like I love picking apart this content trying to get into their minds and pick their brains.

​@kevincrispell3565 yep, too many awful things in the world and in humanity, it just...becomes a perverted, unforgivable ""normal,"" constant suffering and evils all around us, however small they may seek or begin i also get why OP would be unusually put off by this, a highly visceral and tragic form of self-harm warped in with cult behavior...

@@kevincrispell3565you should work with the fbi ❤❤

Not laughing at the disease but I got a good chuckle from this comment. 😆

@@MCKornbred it's a horrible disease, I've had so many issues already; I just recently lost my sight in my left eye because of it but I HAVE to keep a sense of humor or risk giving up the fight. I enjoy making others laugh...glad you got a good chuckle from my comment.

@@Misskittenfish71 type 1 or type 2 diabetes ?

@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 type 1 😥

@@Misskittenfish71 it's great, your children wouldn't suffer from diabetes since it is not type 2

The real question is why was he even in Georgia?

True

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Name checks out

_i read “john” and was like “i'M JoHn LauReNs iN tHe pLaCe To bE-”_

Hahahahaha! He definitely looks like a supervisor of your local supermarket chains butcher kinda guy. Barry. 44. Enjoys blood letting and long walks over hot coals. Working on a long distance degree in business management. Wants to be your dog and lick your feet. Has a Volvo.

LOL

John why'd you do this to me 😔

So what you're saying is that lawyers make the best witches?

Im a greek and i can approve u are

I’m also a tissue/cotton man.

😂😂

Well technically everyone is a philosopher

@@Mirthfultale isn't philosophy just thinking very deeply about things which is a waste of time?

Haha I just came from that😳🤢

you know what yea that fucker is well lets just say some people deserve to live others dont

yeah... that one was easily the most unsettling

yeah...that one made my stomach flip. i had to take some meds because i felt nauseous.

There is an even worse page than that one on the same subject and I don’t want to share with y’all because it made me nauseous 😭

Da boi ritual perfect pass time for da bois

Let's do it bois

BOI 👌

I kinda laughed

The feminist aren’t gunna like this one

Lol same

I guess y'all forgot to smear it on paper and post it to RU-vid 🤣

For your health, I hope 50 was an exaggeration (on an ironic note, me and my partner refer to it as the red demon lmao)

I've basically been doing blood rituals for a few years, around 25 pads each month, without my knowledge...

HDJKSSKSK GOOD ONE

Guys you know the drill... *Turns on the speakers and plays edgy music while chanting gibberish*

@m0thman and the Mushrooms hey MCR is my childhood

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

jackass must be thing king of emos then and everyone that does stupid "stunts" to hurt themself

@@iAmNothingness chill out it's a joke

your profile picture makes its so much better 😂

That just gave me and idea....

Mediocre band*

Shadow of Intent, they're fucking orgasmic🤘🤘

@@bilalahmed-bu7bi metalcore*

Only cult I’d join

Yes

The time has come

And they make pitch perfect lightsaber sounds doing so

We should do lightsaber duels

Interesting, I didn't focus too much of my research on the actual process of charging a sigil. I just did enough to try and understand their motives. I really appreciate the correction!! If I ever do a follow up I'll be sure to mention that :)

the sacrifice doesn't have to be blood or anything. It can be food, money, spices, and tons of other things. It depends on what type of sigil you're trying to do and what forces you're trying to communicate with.

Lemme guess are vibrations involved too?

yes, I charge my sigils much differently

Exactly! ^^

Please not more 13 year old girls dancing to Carol Baskin.

Thanks for the heads up about that ad. 💜💜

@@lolafierling2154 not all hero's wear capes, am'i'right haha

Me: OH GOD!!!

Straight tiktok

Gordon what u doing here 😦

Ah yes our favorite cult channel

They do have a cult following

Gordon Ramsay what the heck are you doing here?

@@forrestmothra1595 I’m here to sign up to the cult of Brightside

People in the comments straight up roasting Satan

@@ludameri1384 and soon he gon be roasting them. Literally

The devil will twist everything into the opposite of nice and the opposite of good, into ugliness, so low resolution videos is a kind of validation at least in the context of worshipping the devil. It's all about destruction instead of building up. Songs, for example must not follow any pattern that is pleasing to people, texts must be perverted and extremely sexualized and contain pedophilia and so must the video itself. Kind of... what is coming out of the music industry today.

Hi sisterrrrrr

Nah bro don’t be afraid of Satan just cause he’s a monster. Be afraid of God since he can destroy the body and the soul

Ikr it’s very dangerous

yeah. also sick profile pic btw, i have a button with the same image on it.

😂😂😂

Well he wouldn't listen.😂😂

*B L O O D O V E R C A R*

😂😂😂😂 I'm dead !

Except these are 20-50 year olds

@@dtxspeaks268 as the first reply says: and older

😂😂

I'm edgey but don't want to be that edgey.

How are you doing now? How is he?

Lmaooo

Walking in on him doing "blood magick" is better than walking in on him wanking it.

165?

was he diabetic ??

" dislike your video " so creepy wow that's so scary . You're pathetic you dont know us

😂

Underrated comment.

Seriously, the idea that these people are in any danger whatsoever is completely fabricated...

not terrifying just a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists, they believe in flat earth and reptilians for fuck sake 😂😂

I read it at first Blood over internet 😂😂😂

Yeeeeaaaa BOI

Now you listen BOI revenge is a fool’s game

@@BuhBungus i don't believe in reality now, thanks

Provided Hand not believing in reality won’t help you fight gravity

Which condition?

Not bein rude

It's cool. I have eczema on most my skin

Damn, take a video next time and put it on RU-vid, then you'll be the most op dude

@@zackcash4941 i have psoriasis. Can your condition be cured somehow?

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God wouldn’t let him have a good camera and he can only record in 144p

He’s still using an old obsolete devilphone 3, camera sucks on it

@@unusualsheep PLEASEE 😭

That aint a microwave thats an entire toaster

Or "Dummy Blood THICC"

@@your_dad_on_vacation DAMN BOI BLOOD IS THICC BOI

@@Sam-jc7zy damn niqqa whatchu doin out here wit all dat blood? double thicced up on a thursday afternoon hella blood, still havent even done the ritual yet"

@@_.nehemyah._2283 lol

Im the 70th comment, i am the devil mwahahhahaha

Far from crazy. This isnt a cult. We come together blood thick for one common goal, heaven on earth. You speak blasphemy and earned your fate.

*anime battle music starts*

@@mcrufflestuffles7726 ayo this is fucking wack, i can't tell if they're both being ironic, only the second one is, or they're both serious

Holistic 1 nerd.

Holistic 1 May Jesus Christ show you the error of your ways and have mercy on you. God bless :)

There's no such thing as satan; it's all just a bunch of lame-ass woo.

@Æ did you used elon's child's name as your username? And that profile picture is from a game called alter ego right?

I’m not sure who in that group is subscribed to Bright Side but it doesn’t necessarily mean the channel is part of it. I can subscribe to any channel on RU-vid without their consent. It just means someone in that group is subscribed to them. The channels I looked at from the ones that look like they’re in this group have videos about esoteric beliefs, different world religions, flat earth and conspiracy theories.

Brightside is part of the company that also owns 5 minute crafts and actually happened which are even more heavily marketed to kids

Thank God, and I really thought I was the only one who noticed this

Its not blood tho, right? Its uterine lining?

Taylor M Yes, and that has blood in it.

@@gretablackwell495 oh yes, true

technically, yes

Oh...OH GOD

It’s risky to a degree in regards to one’s physical health, as you could always risk infection of some sort. Overall, as with most forms of magic, the level of riskiness spiritually depends completely on the intentions of the individual. That said, I’m definitely not shaming any of your family friends for not participating - everyone has their own ethics and practices, and that’s a-okay. But there are positive aspects to what can be considered “blood magic”, such as making protection jar spells and to sorta make sure your spell is really tuned in on you by adding a drop of your blood to whatever elements you may be working with (safely - preferably with a sterile lancet on your fingertip only!). As with any magic, there are negative ways to use this. But a witch can do as much bad with their spit and the dirt as they can good, so it’s all good either way.

BULLY POP i believe when they’re using spells like that they use their hair or fingernails as opposed to blood. but i really can’t be quiet sure as they don’t really like to talk about what they practice

LOL

Wtf y’all talking about

@@thetophercinematicuniverse5518 they're the handicapped lunch table at school just leave em alone and they'll go back to picking they're boogers and sticking their thumbs up their butt lol

Perfect

They're all gonna hiss like a bunch of cats

Oop

Ranger Ryan Y’all need HELLA Jesus

Yaasssss please !!!

You can take your blood sugar at the same time

This is why albums take so long to release. They have to write the song twice. Once forwards, and once backwards....More Cowbell!!...and hoofprints!

Pretty cool

Init hahaah he’s a child

Yeah but it worked

shows Ariana grande

brightside is secretly a cult confirmed??? would explain all their death-related riddle videos on their other channels and stuff tbh btw hi hinata

Fluffy bruh maybe 😳😳😳 Also hello :)

Hi Hajime

Senan The Baron hi

Sounds weird, but okay

Too bad I'm not in that cult anymore

FREEE HUGGGS

I cuddle with my cat

Do they have to love you back? Asking for a friend. 🙂

Probably so, but they'll eventually manage to kill someone like those 2 little slenderman girls tried to.

Like you

majaspace ???

@@hotaru3709 she's probably part of the cult.

@METAL4 LIFE facts

Except these “kids,” these childish fools engaging in this ritual, apparently live by the philosophy of one Dante Alighieri who stated “Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.”

goated comment lmao

Cult Drama Channels is the next trend in content creation

Chad: you got the lines Tom: I forgot Chad: why don't you listen Tom sarcastically: oh I'm sorry . But really "I eat liitle pussy" we are satanists not pedophile Chad: fuck you to Tom: fuck you

lmaoooo

"what is up occult nation. i'm your host, killer pentagram. let's get riiiiight into the neeeeews!"

Hope that happens I'd love to see it 🤣🤣🤣

And Bright Side! XD

I just commented this , yeah

Probably bc she does the ritual

Uh oh

Brightside=Ariana Grande=creepy cult???

You bastard!!!

Thanks a lot😃

NOOOOO

Thanks :,)

Oh smalls...YOURE KILLING US!!!

Hey man you have respect for satan he cleans toilets for a living,

69 likes nice

Ultimate cringe.

@@thirtythreeeyes8624 fuk u! I have dammed celebrity souls to do that for me

I know about witchcraft/wiccan stuff too, and blood magic isn't necessarily bad, it just isn't something someone should do on a whim. Do to blood magik properly, you need to put in a tooon of time and effort as well as understanding or you can easily fuck it up and allow some back shit to come through, or even end up getting hurt.

I'm a Satanist. If things aren't going your way,you try harder, there's zero limit on the human animal's will to persist and persevere. Rituals help of course, but a ritual has the same effect as a productive therapy session. Don't give up because something you want isn't happening, there's nothing in the world that helps you but you.

@@fujifilm5127 mind telling why you're a satanist ? Always been curious of how you became one and well everything.

@@nuages8915 read the satanic bible. Y0u go to their website and sign up there and get your card or whatever, but unnecessary. There's no more real black masses anymore, and big rituals don't really happen. Visit churchofsatan.com for more information. Be warned. If you're under 18, don't join religion. It's not for children.

@@fujifilm5127 I personally am a Christian, no I'm not going to try to convert you. I just personally don't agree with you, but you have the right to make your own decisions. However I do agree with what you said about children.

Thank you!! Was looking for this comment 😂

There not really on the bright side after all

And Ariana grande lmao

Apparently, they have various videos on this. I am very confused and concerned.

@@AshHeaven interesting! I've never noticed

LMAO

@@danile8865 true horror- a Raid shadow Sponsor... sends shivers down my spine...

@@Waffles_888 Blood over intent may grant you your deepest desires, but won't protect your internet privacy. That's why you need our today's sponsor Nord VP...

@@thalesanastacio760 NOOOOOOOOO

@Grega223 Well, that depends, do you mean the one that says and I quote: "we are many, we are one"? Or do you mean the character Legion from the Mass Effect series? Well, are you many, are you one? Either way, this is all just a joke.

looks like bright side isn't so bright

@@Shok-_ he's hella into imaginary woo, if it's that Jimmy dude I'm thinking of

Welp time to have a mass dislike in “bright” sides all video’s

I was looking for someone that noticed that too. Much scariness there.

Yeh I jumped from my seat to rewind it, to be sure on what I just saw. This is madness!

In at least one instance, it WAS a child doing the writing and blood-letting (at the behest of a parent, it appears)... Yikes.

Fucking this, lol.

When Satan reincarnates and still can't even spell :(((

@@Sad-Lesbian and yet tries to do a spell.

Typically it's the less educated, easily enfluenced, short on common sense, and not too sharp of wit folk who join these idiotic cults because they can't handle how boring their lives are so they'll latch onto anything just to feel special.

Saddening

Because they are too pussy to actually sacrifice more than that without harming themselves. It just means they aren't that devoted into making a fake internet edgy teen cult seem real. And the people who sacrifice others while being scared to sacrifice anything of value which belongs to themselves are just as bad but 1 tier above.

Those pussies don't even have the courage to kidnap children and put them in the basement like I do to sacrifice them to the great God Flamingo, imagine sacrificing an adult person. pff! Pussies

@@heheboi6791 tf???

@@firstkisss8736 wth???????

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html

@@silentwraith7252 almost clicked on it

Where can I see this info?

I did lol

Yep I saw it over and over. So brightside is in on this now too. The plot really turns on this one

😆

Gonna nut over their stupid ass paper and then ask if I can get in

I think Foodie Beauty already tried that ritual....🤣

Do it man, it'll be hilarious. Just have fucking mayo on your finger or a very obvious red jam lol

😆

I find it hilarious how you don’t have experience so you discredit everything

Black magic does exist.

Jesus in the alternate universe where his cross accidentally tipped over: .u.

nagatoro?

i saw it too lmao

Yeah, something always rubbed me the wrong way about them.(that was a unhealthy amount of sarcasm, im only saying this so no one takes it seriously)

Bruh we should have known

Bright Side has a secret dark side 👀

Bright side more like dark side

😂

prolly never, theyre so edgy it makes me think emoes are actually lethal

June 12 8:12 PM

@@elerizo4815 aaand there goes the edgy kid

@@elerizo4815 a person dies every minute nobody gives a fuck

Virtually no way out???

Also at 4:14

💀💀💀

I knew something fishy was going on with them smh

Wut the? But their a channel that posts educational videos, facts, and dark riddles. That's super surprising...

@@cerenity3578 Tbh, they have over 34 million subs. I wouldn't be surprised if they did some dark arts to those subs that fast. XD

well the only way I can explain this is using the satanic temple as an example it's non theistic so they don't believe in God or satan but use his name and what it means for justice if that makes sense but I doubt this cult is about that

Yeah did God cast out satan and if he was not real than that mean satan not real.

Newsflash…. Neither exist and these people are just crazy

@@aaronshouting588 I don't really agree with you, nobody could know.

@@sirenslither @Aaron Shouting i agree with siren.

Thank you!!!

In just a month, he’s almost tripled. Crazy! Great for him, tho - he deserves it!!

Nolkan so close to 50 k !!!

Izzy Ornquist I made this comment 4 days ago when he had 38K subs I think. That’s about +1K subs a day!!

Y'all look at him now omg

😂

Indeed

This shit was there before the internet, they just didn't get out much.

@@erickeller162 Thank u brother ❤ , blood over intent , blood thicc ❤.

@@clashoclan3371 Back to the basement with you.