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Honestly how my last purchase went, but I was looking for a very specific car (Impreza hatchback, with manual transmission and the cold weather package...)
The fact that you made "manipulating people into buying cars. srars." using only text and a quick audio reversal of a part with no speech is beautifully meta.
This feels like the masterpiece production of years of DaThings' adherence to making "clean" YTPs. I guess this is what you get when you have years of resisting cheap sex jokes in YTPs. No cheap shots or knee-jerk sex references here, just galaxy brain levels of innuendo.
"There's nothing worse to me than having somebody pull out of here in a new Mercedes-Benz. I mean, this is a Toyota dealership. How does that keep happening?"
3:31 "You might learn that the customer is a witch. At the same time, you're trying to satisfy your need to earn friends, and turn a prospect into a source of repeat friendship and witch parties." Gotta get my invites to those witch parties. Once you go to a witch party, you're ruined for non-witch parties.
"This brings us to the customer's clothes. Remove them as obstacles to the sale and fully expose the customer." "Don't you know anything about consent?" "...Good point. Fully expose the customer WITHOUT forcing them." Only dathings would be able to sentence mix a sex joke that still manages to be wholesome somehow at the same time.
He's servicing the wife between 5 and 6, so the guy kinda has to leave the wife there. Though frankly, I wouldn't be OK with it... I would prefer my wife to be serviced by an accredited Mercedes technician.
> Drug references, violent themes, dark humor, sexual humor > Like, way more than usual Content warning getting me hyped for some of the raunchier material, but this was still pretty tame by YTP standards
I just want to let everyone know that the people in this video have seen it and absolutely love it - my friend works at this dealership, and the same guy still owns and remembers this video from the 80s. Some of the salesmen still work there too!
3:25 This man has haunted eyes, eyes that have looked out at the indifferent grey sea washing in and out, and where others see the mundane existence of a lighthouse worker and the cycle of the tides, this man sees the eldritch truth, that our sense of metaphysical stability is only skin deep, and that horrors of blasphemous abnormality exist just beneath the surface...this man's eyes have seen what no human was ever meant to see.... And that's probably why he's in a video about selling cars.
They require the narrator to be deadpan as hell, which makes for excellent comedy. Plus, the articulation and variety of sounds makes for perfect sentence mixing.
"Automobilership" "Machineconomics" "Sciencenomics" I seriously think that DaThings should consider a career as an English language neologist/scholar, because those sound like 100% legit agglutinated English words!!