The never-before-seen rejected take of Puddle of Mudd's glorious SiriusXM performance of "About a Girl" by Nirvana. (Disclaimer: Not an actual rejected take. No harm/hate intended. It's all in good fun.)
The best part of that performance was the look on his face right before he started singing. The only thing missing was the sign of the cross. You cant fault someone for having a bad night, but you can certainly fault someone who knows they're about to have a bad night and goes through with it anyway.
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