"There is a reason I have 8 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honour commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I said I would do."
When they build a tunnel under our fence, they are challenging the durability of our country’s fences. So what we need to focus on here is challenging the durability of their tunnels!
Download the video, convert to MP3 and cut it down to the piece, you need. Then you transfer the file to your phone, and set it as a ringtone through the settings.
"The evidence is clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico... they're comings from the Mushroom KANGdum." - Marco Rubio 2016
everyone will get a free blazing blender. As well as a lighter, a can of gasoline, a screwdriver, a hammer, an apple, a banana, and orange, and a coconut. but wait there's more! If you call in the next 0.25 seconds will also give you a free used toilet
I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law!
+Ambassador Pineapple Thanks. But you can always just leave me a comment on my channel if you want to tell me something like that. There's no need to reply to one of my comments
+smokejc Thanks :) I should also specify (in case there's any confusion) that I wasn't trying to sound rude or anything in my first reply (I'm not sure whether or not it came off sounding like that, but it doesn't hurt to clarify). I was just trying to say that I do read through all of my comments, so you don't have to reply to one of my comments on someone else's video to get my attention
“Chris, if you’re looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain’t your guy. There is a reason I have a trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don’t tell the truth, I don’t honor commitments, I don’t reason with people, and I don’t do what I said I would do.” - Ted Cruz
+TrailerPoopers It'd be like the dog ending in Undertale. The plant just sits in the oval office and doesn't do anything, but everybody is finally happy.
+TrailerPoopers YEah THEM DANG WHITES SHOULDENT BE RUNNING THE GREENHOUSE!!! WE NEED A GREEN TO RUN IT AGAIN!!!! #PlantForPresident #MakeAmericaPlantAgain
"There is a reason I have 18 STDs. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people and I don't do what I said I would do." -Ted Cruz, 2016
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The MAIN reason I'm not voting for him is because I don't believe he was truly sorry for blowing a hole in the convention center's ceiling from his friggin' blender. That has to be the most INSINCERE apology I've ever heard! (Oh, and despite his millions, I STRONGLY doubt he paid a cent towards getting it repaired).
i don't think AI is gonna be the death of ytps, if that's what you're alluding to. there's just a specific kind of humor that comes out when you're given a few certain sentences and you're forced to create your jokes out of those words.
"I've written a book about this *Mein Kampf* & this week, I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what was said in the book." - Jeb Bush
4:48 Watch this. Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter. Check this out. (Blender ignites and launches off into space, creating a hole in the roof.) I'm sorry.
Was 666 likes. I'm now the 667th like (February 27, 2020 at 3:55 am MST) unless someone unlikes. Edit: Today is not the 26th. Too much time is going by. It's the 27th of February today.
HERE YOU GO EVERYONE. THE WHOLE YTP SCRIPT. (wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) da-da (dush) da (wush) da-da wa-wa (wush) da-da wa-wa (dush) da-da (dush) da-da (wush) (drum fill) Jingle: F F# Eb F-F Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F The rules for tonight are simple: 1 minute for answers, 30 seconds for followups, 30 minutes for followup answers, 1 second for second followup answers, and if a candidate runs over you'll hear this: g-c-e-g ggg e eee c e c g. Without further do-do, let's begin. Rubio: The evidence is now clear that the majority of people coming across the border are not from Mexico, they're coming from the MU-Shroom-King-Dom. I also believe we need a fence. The problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence we have to be able to build a fence under the tunnel. People are frustrated. This is the most generous cunt in the world when it comes to immigration. There are million people a day who legally immigrate from Mexico. It's a serious problem that needs to be dress (bell ring...) an an when an an when an when. Megyn: Mr. Trump, you once told a contestant on celebrity apprentice it would be a pretty picture to see her FA-CEON-YOUR-ASS. Trump: I don't frankly have time to use my brain right now, that I can tell you. What I say is what I say and what I say is Trump or get the fuck out. I don't mind killings, I don't mind crime, I don't mind drugs pouring across the border. I don't mind big beautiful Mexican bitches coming into this country. Chris: Mr. Trump I'll give you thirty seconds to answer my question... Trump: We need to watch Big Trouble In Little China right now. It's fun, it's a good time, and honestly, Megyn if you don't like it, suck my cock. Chris: Senator Cruz, how can you win in 2016 if you're such a divisive piece of shit? Cruz: Chris, if you're looking for someone to speak the truth, then I ain't your guy. There is a reason I have 18 trillion dollars in debt. There is a reason I have 18 STDS. I don't tell the truth, I don't honor commitments, I don't reason with people, and I don't do what I say I will do. (claps) Jeb: We need to control our border. It's our responsibility to pick and choose who comes in. So I've written a book about this and this I did come up with a comprehensive strategy that really mirrored what we said in the book, which is that we need to be much more strategic, we need to eliminate the... Trump: Shut the fuck up you stupid racist. We don't have time for that shit. We need to build thousands of toilets across the border so that Mexicans at the border can pee legally. I was at the border last week. Mexicans are pissing everywhere and the border patrol is pissing too. Pee going out and pee coming in. Pee pouring across the border..that's what happening what you like it or not. Kaisich: There's the thing about Donald Trump. I took Mr. Trump to dinner in Washington. DonaldT rump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheese steak to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich... Chris: Respectfully can we talk about the border Kaisich: But the point is Mr. Trump is a cheap asshole. Chris: Alright, Senator Rubio let's see if I can do better with you. Is it a is it a is it a is it as simple as our leaders stupid, their leaders are stupid, you are stupid, and all of these illegals coming over are stupid? Rubio: The first thing we need to do is we need to improve of Obama's hair. Over 40% of black people who have fros have been wiped out since Dod Frank has passed. We need to save Obama's life. Rand Paul: I don't trust President Obama. I know you gave him a big hug, and if you want to give him a big hug again, go right ahead Christie: Senator Paul yeah the hugs that I remember are the ones that I gave to your wife. Those are the hugs I remember. And those had nothing to do with politics unlike what you're doing by sucking cock on the internet to raise money for your campaign. Megyn: Alri.. Rand Paul: At least I don't suck Obama's cock. Trump: We need to construct more Pylons right now. Huckabee: I think it's time to do something bold. I think that plant should be the next president now that we clearly know that that plant is a person at the moment of conception. And this notion that we just continued to ignore this notion, the person-hood of that plant is a violation of that plant's 5th and 14th amendment rights for due process and equal protection under the law Trump: What the fuck are you talking about? You people are insane. Chris: Mr. Trump, why should we trust you to run the nation's business? Trump: Because I've never gone bankrupt. Trump & Chris: but out of hundreds of deals 'cuse me 'cuse me dreds of deals Chris: no, no but the cunt is, sir, that's..your line..but the..no..no..sir..your company, i know what i mean thattheoztometotheoztotheoztomeizeikhuwndrwaiedsmeofandeals Chris: Let's just talk about the latest examples which is Trump's Blazing Blenders which went bankrupt in 2009. Trump: First of all these blenders aren't babies, these are total killers. These are not the nice sweet little blenders that you think alright? These things can blend anything. Watch this: Apple, banana, orange, pineapple, coconut, hammer, screwdriver, gasoline, lighter, check this out. [BLEND] [BOOSH] [BLEND] ...I'm sorry F-F-Eb-F F# Eb-Eb F-F!
It's almost of those hybrid words like strEnergy. In the video it sounds like cheesesteek but hey cheesesteakcake sounds like a treat too, and only 3 dollars!
a plant a veggie surprise? anyway you should run, it would be nice for then Americans to have one sane contender in their presidential race, too bad I’m not American or I’d vote for you, plant 2020!
"I also believe we need a fence, the problem is if El Chapo builds a tunnel under the fence, we need to be able to build a fence under the tunnel" I'm still laughing.
"The rules for tonight are simple one minute for answers, thirty seconds for follow-ups, thirty minutes for follow-up answers, 1 second for second follow-up answers"... very simple
Kasich: I took mister trump to dinner in Washington, Donald trump went from an 8 dollar steak to a 3 dollar cheesecake to a 2 dollar tuna sandwich." I am dead LOL!!!!!!!
