[YTP] Inhuman Thoughts 

Heavy doesn't have inhuman thoughts He is pure.

I lost it at "Apologies; It's mine"

2:23 This needs to be a voiceline the Medic says when respawning in both normal games and resurecting in MVM.

"I have done nothing but watch porn for 3 days." I have a lot in common with soldier

I've been watching this atleast once every day, goddamn this is too good!

Ahh, its the engineer. *Entire meet the engineer script* Good work, did not see that one coming

The pyro and heavy easily had the best inhuman thoughts.

I lost it when the Soldier took off with the bucket.

*I'M BACK BIETCHES*

"RIP Heavy. He was fat. Goodnight." x3

My favorite tf2 class is the Bucket

0:26 this whole bit is just hilarious

Medic: I AM BACK, BITCHES!!

"I've done nothing but watch porn for 3 days." I think soldier is my spirit animal

“It contains pornography” Soldier: *steals bucket*

Hahah SFM meet GMOD... Was surprised to see that pop up. Nicely done. (Also sound of silence

fucking hell...

We need a ytp just of spy screaming in german (edit: french)

Our first thought is Scout's! He's...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!

I'M BACK BITCHES!

List of inhuman thoughts: Scout: unknown (was claimed by spy) Soldier: to have the bucket Pyro: to f🤬ck a young girl’s 🤬ss Engineer: to reenact the events of “meet the engineer” one last time... Heavy: unknown (he forgot) Demoman: unknown (possibly wants revenge for the events of “a lesbian love story”) Medic: to stop dying Sniper: to become an insurance broker Spy: to “make whoopy” with scout’s mother

A picture of Dora the Explorer was included in the bucket of inhuman thoughts.

3:10 when you spend ages trying to find an item for a customer and you give it to them and they don't want it anymore

2:03 The Heavy's is the funniest one

1:36 Spy: I am going to fehk you >:( [fehks it] Soldier: OH MY BIG BUTT! lol

Spy: Question, why did you take the bucket ? Soldier: To watch PORN. Spy: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Soldier: I have watched PORN for 3 days.

Engineer: Hey buddy, I'm an engineer. Spy: *Ah shit, here we go again...*

engineer... ENGINEER... I DON'T GIVE A FACK

in my head canon heavy didn't put anything on the paper because he doesn't have any inhuman thoughts

"it contains pornography" *why is Dora in there then Spy.*

We want Gorgeous Freeman Episode 3

Gorgeous Freeman episode 3 spoiler: Another Wilson dies. ... WILSOOOOOOOON!!!

To this day, I'll never know what that growl-like sound in 1:18 that is to convey that awkward silence for Soldier as Spy regrettably asks him if Soldier wants the bucket. The scene is so perfect and I want that sound so badly to use for my own projects.

*INHUMAN THOUGHTS*

So let's see here... Everyone's inhuman thoughts; what each of the classes secretly desire: Scout: N/A ("Apologies, it's mine!") Spy: Scout's mother Pyro: *redacted for obvious reasons* Soldier: the bucket Heavy: N/A (he forgot) Demoman: revenge (see "A Lesbian Love Story") Medic: N/A (ded, AGAIN!) Sniper: to be an insurance broker Engineer: to reenact "Meet the Engineer" again. Edit: For 9 damn months, one of my quotes did not have an end quote...

Im back-BITCHES!

at 0:36 you can hear the medic say "Oh Shit!" :)

"To think all I used to wanna do is sell insurance" rip snipers hopes and dreams.

The medic saying "I'M BACK BITCHES" gives me life

I forget ;-;

''I'm back... BITCHES!'' Amazing

Why is this the most legitimately well written YTP ever?

"Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" "You bet!" "Good." I think Framce has just surpassed Italy for me, and mind you, i love the italian language.

2:23 Thats the part EVERYONE likes,right?

2:22 That "I'm back bitches!" is so perfect

How people image Heavy: Stupid Russian. Canonical Heavy: pHD in Literature, fought for and took care of his family. I don't know anymore.

This was beautiful.

1:01 pyros inhuman thoughts are the best moments for soldier to say Dear god... No..

I never knew how much I needed Medic saying "I'm back, bitches!" in my life until now

Hey look buddy, I'm a commenter, that means I leave comments. Not comments like "Hey man, nice video", because that would fall within the definition of "comment" I'm a youtube commenter. With one question How am I gonna get this big famous youtube star to notice me? With a comment and if that doesn't work? with more comments. Like this typed out parody of "Meet the engineer" that I made up during school instead of work. Thought of by me Typed by me and you best hope... not read by you.

Mrs pauling DID say that at least one of the mercs was a sex offender...

Teacher: *gives homework online* Me: *doesn't do homesork* Teacher: what have you done?! Me: 1:47

0:55 Spy is Stingy confirmed!!

0:24 It says that there's pornography in the bucket... there's a Dora the Explorer picture... porn... Dora... Oh My God, he predicted Dora the Explorer - The Movie D:

“I have done nothing but watch porn for three days.” Soldier being a big mood

1:55 Plot Twist: Heavy did remember to write something, the paper was just too drenched in c*m to be legible.

1:35 When somebody steals my hent- *I MEAN* comics

Pornography:*exists* Soldier:HIPPITY HIPPITY THAT HENTAI IS NOW MY PROPRETRY

Masterpiece.

At 1:55 Heavy's inhuman thoughts paper says scout on it

Your YTP's are golden.

These are hilarious! i hope Antoine keeps doing these!

The fact that TLT, Raxxo, Kosta, and Heavy the Inkling watch these. It makes it golden

how many of you actually paused to look at engineers inhuman wish

This was the longest 3 minutes 16 seconds of my life.

0:25 "it contains pornography" Soldier: PERFECT. AuAuGhAhHeEiAh

Gorgeous Freeman in the bucket!?

((i started crying when he said "engineer, i dont give a FUCK"))

Spy:You want the bucket ey? Soldier:No I don't Spy:~TRIGGERED~

The "I'm back, bitches !" sounded way too natural 0_o

Spy:Our first thought is scouts...is... *WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?* Scout: WHAT TH- SPY: apologizes...its mine (Shots have been fired people)

1:01 i never knew what pyros inhuman thought till i turned on the captions LOL

2:57 Me everytime I get ads.

Spy: “Our second *INHUMAN THOUGHT* is Pyro’s... Pyro: “OOOOOHHHH!” Spy: “He wants to FACK a YOUNG GIRL’s ASS!” Pyro: (inaudible laughing and FNAF The Puppet’s music box) Spy: “😒Fantstic....” Pyro: OH-HO-HO-HO *Puppet’s music box intensifies*

1:48 me when my teacher asked what was I doing with my study time

demoman: everyone thinks im a one eyed bloody (mumbles something) spy: ok! demoman: god ill kell yeu! (explosions) what is the joke in that? 2:08

1:05 That's hilarious.

Why would soldier want the bucket in the end, he's already taken the porn out of it, also not to mention has FILLED IT TO THE BRIM WITH HIS OWN SEMEN. He has used the bucked to his heart's content by this point. Still, I, want that bucket.

at 1:24 Medic Three Days Later Spy: Medic you are supposed to be dead Medic: dooooo XDDD

I remember laughing so hard at this video that I was actually suffocating.

0:28 I never though soldier vibrato could make me laugh but it did P. S. Rest in peace Rick May, you still exist in our hearts!!!

1:41 Spy - Question : Why did you take the bucket? Soldier - To watch porn. Spy - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Soldier - I have done nothing but watch porn for 3 days.

This is unironically probably one the most entertaining and greatest videos I’ve watched in a while, it even brought back some nostalgia from the YTP days.

0:07 inhuman thoughs

2:45 when you realised the pyro got buffed and all other classes nerfed

This was actually hilarious. Well done.

"It contains Pornography..." *dora the explorer appears* uh.... UH....

"...You want the bucket, yes?" "No, I don't." FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

0:48 I love how Scout is like “What the”

2:53 My favorite part. It was quite rude when Spy hit me with that pipe.

Engineer. Engineer, I don't give a FAHK!

I need a forum weapon spy saying: "i don't give a fuck"

1:06 *FBI OPEN UP*

Normal memers use the entire Bee Movie script, TF2 memers use the entire Meet the Engineer script.

Unlike most ytps, i actually laughed at this - well done

Spy: “Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?” Scout: “You bet.”

The engineer's inhuman thought: *Plays Meet The Engineer*

0:33 "WAIT! I'm alive!" - the comp medic

0:01 anaconda by Nicki Minaj

0:49 It’s been nearly a decade and I just barely realized that the spy’s originally BLU. This guy’s editing was insane. Not to say it’s not insane now, but it was insane.