I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM. THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM! DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM? I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE? I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE? WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A MOUSE? I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX? WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX? NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX. NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE. I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE. I WOULD NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR? EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR. YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE. YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE! I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE. NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN? NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE! NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE! I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT EAT GREEM EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK! WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK. WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN. NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN. NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM, YOU SEE. NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE! YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM? I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT! WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT? I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT. I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT. I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN. NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE! NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE! I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE! I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY. TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY. TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY. sAM! IF YOU LET ME BE, I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE. (... and he tries them ...) SAY! I LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM! AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT. AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT... AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN. AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN. AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE. THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE! SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX. AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A FOX. AND I WILL EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE. AND I WILL EAT THEM HERE AND THERE. SAY! I WILL EAT THEM ANYWHERE! I DO SO LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I
"Help them, please." "...Shish." "What?" "I want out, for good. In order for me to do that? Hey, I gotta get out, for good. In order for me to do that? Hey, I gotta get married, for good." "Okay, just help them." "...No." *DRAMATIC THUNDER*
@Sammy Van Dankstein Well you see, when people's organs cease to function completely, they are considered something that is called "dead" And apparently in this case, despite common belief, sometimes work and taxes do not take this condition as an excuse for not working
"I was one of New York City's leading Bottom Researchers" "Is that what they are calling your kind these days?" Numberer1 casually creating a new euphemism
If there's anything Beetlejuice would enjoy and harness the power of, it's the unbridled chaos of beautifully made, stellar RU-vid Poops. Another masterpiece!
I laughed way too hard when the whatever smashed through the window and the guy pouring coffee didn't react. It perfectly hit that part of my brain that likes dumb shit
This ytp is funny. Watched it about 67 times. And it keeps gettin' funnier! EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! Anyways. Love the movie and it's great to see another piece of my childhood typ'd. That you so much.
My man has fallen down the well of chaos. He can see more colors than us mere mortals, he moves in the 5th spatial demention. His undecipherable ancient dialect sounds like insane laughter.
man I gotta tell you, I've been a fan of your work for a while, and have been subbed for as long as you've been making your amazing content, but this video was really DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@thebandanadee8265 Yep, that's both Jeetlebuice and Numberer1 for you. But also Beetlejuice. They all just keep getting funnier! Insert demons, demons, demons, demons, whoooooo!
“I was one of New York’s city’s LEADING bomb researchers. Is that what they’re calling your kind these days? Don’t mind her... she’s still upset because somebody committed suicide.” I have been laughing non stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to this, Lydia: - Thinks her whole life is dark - Thinks her whole life is one, big, dark - Was miserable in New York City - Is going to be miserable in New York City - Is going to be miserable in New York City - Is going to be miserable in New York City - Can see them without the sheets - Can shee them without the seets - Is Sam - Can play charades - Doesn’t know what Jeetlebuice’s symbol means
@@-hayday-7350 Alec Baldwin accidentally shot and killed a person with a live round on the film set of a movie called Rust a week ago. It's probably not his fault however, as there have been reports of the armorer for the movie being pretty unprofessional around the set, and with the guns. Pretty good setup for a Hitman 3 mission to be honest.
@@delete---7593 I agree. How could NOT have seen Beetlejuice? Which is one of Tim Burton's best movies ever! You know, the same guy who gave us Batman, with Michael Keaton, who's also Beetlejuice in this movie?! THAT Tim Burton! And they're saying they don't actually like the movie much?! What in the hell?! How do you NOT like Beetlejuice that much?! That's just not right! I loved this movie as a kid. Geena Davis, Alec Baldwin, Michael Keaton, and plenty of other people made this one of the best movies out there. And I only saw it on tv. But if I went to the theaters, when it was out, I would've seen it. Back in either 1998 or 1992, I think? Maybe 1994 or 1995? I don't remember. But what I do remember is really loving this movie. And I was barely alive when it came out. I was born in 1993. But when I did see Beetlejuice on tv, it was great. Sure, Beetlejuice himself was kind of annoying, but I didn't know that was Michael Keaton at the time. And also, Winona Rider(sorry if I misspelled her name), was very pretty in this movie too. This movie's easily 3 out of 4 stars, for me anyways. Not sure about you or anyone else though. This movies still a 3 star film, even today. Never forget about Beetleguise, or was it Jeetlebuice?
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