YTP: Mulan Starts an OnlyFans to Fund a Better Live Action Remake 

BE A MAN

The line "YOU ARE RACIST." killed me

That arrow around the world bit got me good

This has the feel of a classic RU-vid poop but it was literally just released today. So beautiful.

I just love how her presenting Mulan II completely undoes all the goodwill she built up to that point.

IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!

Let's get down to business To defeat The Yankees

'With all the force of a spineless business man." Instant classic.

Out of every gag in this, “somehow I’ll make a Mets Fan out of you” got me the worst

0:04 '...Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai'

Mulan: Brings mulan 2 Daddy Mulan: yOu dIsHoNoR mE

Honestly the best YTP I've seen in like five years really really great work

There are too many good jokes to count in this but my personal favorite is "Yao, aim the cannon at YOU" and he somehow manages to do exactly that.

5:08 God, this is probably the first time that I laughed this hard over a stupid rewinded voiceline joke

0:46-0:49 Genie:hang on a second I'm in the wrong movie

2:19 Is an accurate description of internet lag

1:15 Unfortunately, Yao's poor connection resulted in severe lag spreading from one soldier to the next, eventually bringing a total heat death upon medieval China.

Better than the remake

It just now occurred to me that Mushu might have an N word pass.

With all the force of a S P I N E L E S S B U S I N E S S M A N

6:45 at least it wasn’t Mulan 2020 because boy would it end up worse

4:35 "Yao, aim the cannon at you". Flying with his ass on fire.

Mulan just sits there while the Matchmaker's ass is on fire. 😂😂😂

This has the greatest one-liners in any ytp I've ever seen

"For what it's worth, I think you're Captpan." *looks back and shakes head vigorously* That alone was a power move.

I laughed way too hard at the "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" reference. "Is THAT the support beam to the house?!"

"I've heard you are single" Every simp and white knight: 6:33

wow, best poop I've seen in a long while.

Holy crap this is funny as hell. That bath drain gag and the Huns coming after Simba had me in stitches.

you're a better man than I I probably would have stuck a "gannon and his minions-" at 0:05

This is probably the greatest ytp I've seen. Literally every beat was perfect

0:31 accurate depiction of an internet busybody when someone disagrees with them

4:44 the whole YTP was good but my favorite part is the deepercutt reference lol

This is so good. You seriously don't find new poops this good out in the wild anymore. PLEASE MAKE MORE.

"Here's Johnny" The Shining Ref lel

Thank god we have Captpan to give us a better remake of Mulan in the year of our lord 2020 than anything Disney could make. Godspeed to you.

The "Ga' ta' hell" to Luigi and the arrow definitely fucking got me, and I honestly can not explain why I am so happy every time Haruhi makes a cameo

The exploding tent gag made my sides hurt from laughing

She can't find anyone named Yu to make a man out of? Not even Yu Narukami?

In order to please your family you must poison your in-laws 😂😂😂

I couldn’t breathe when Chien Po crushed Mulan! Hahahahaha!

This was great! I loved that you didn't just stopped at the reversing and adding random effects, but had some really great jokes, and you put effort into making the guys fall off the clip at 5:13

Smiling the whole way through. This brings me back to the old days. :)

3:58 this is what you look like when you ">tfw no tomboy gf" in general chat

1:15 DAMN IT I SOFTLOCKED

where does Chi-Fu get so many tent replacements, and so quickly

2:05 Yao was the MVP of this poop and all of its jokes 🤣

"Yao. Aim the cannon at you!"

“To please your family, you must pour tea on in-laws”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The part with Shang pulling out the arrows got me good 😂

2:06 the little noise you added to that just friggin killed me

5:12 got me too well XD

wow Captpan, I was really missing an old school YTP like this. and you being active as one of the pioneer YTP makers is just great. really love this one

One of the best poops ever! Still getting quality stuff from you for years.

0:31 WHY DID THAT TAKE ME TF OUT😭😭😭😭

That "God have mercy" killed me!!

wasn't sure what to expect coming back to your videos 0:10 "Fuuuck." died laughing

Lmao the ultimate simp 6:31

"I'm Gonna A Meme Out Of You!"

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen your stuff and you have improved dramatically! I was laughing throughout the entire video. Keep up the good work!

1:38 -It's Pikachu ! -Raichu? -No!😮

2:00 Ahhhh, the return of the Haruhi Alarm; one of the many secret characters of the ear rape era.

6:03 When you're a dog

1:34 Masterpiece

Best Mulan YTP ever!

Holy this is underrated as fuck Deserves way more views

For some reason the sped up genie reversing back into the bottle is so fucking funny to me. "AaaAa"

0:58 yeah.

Glad to see you’re still around Cap. I absolutely love your Obee Wang YTP.

Its great to see you back, man. I was in great need of some morale boosting laughs and you delivered.

Walt on current Disney Product: “You dishonor me.”

This was sp good and hilarious, a classic movie made into a classic ytp!!! I will continue to watch you!!! One of my favorite parts: 2:07 Edit: dude I didn't know you were the same person who made the ice age, wow you are awsome

0:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had to stop this a minute in so I could make my wife watch the rest with me, thanks for the laughs

1:34 The edits in this are just absolutely perfect! XD

I'm so glad that you're uploading more frequently again.

1:15 yao exe has stopped working

I thought RU-vid poops were dead...boy was I wrong lulz

Mulan: Father, I have brought you the sword of Shan-Yu. Mulan: And the crest of the Emperor. Mulan: And the Rosetta Stone. Mulan: And the Arc of the Covenant. Mulan: And the key to Atlantis. Mulan: And I bought the United Nations. Mulan: And I made World Peace. Mulan: And I made equal rights. Mulan: And I put an end to homelessness. Mulan: And I stopped climate change. Mulan: And I've made a cure for all diseases. Mulan: And I've stopped people from dying. Mulan: Father, I am the ruler of the entire world. Mulan: ...Father? Father: *You dishonor me.*

Don’t worry Shang I’m already a Mets fan!

This was wonderful and made me giggle lots, well done!

0:35 Mulan's reflection shows Haruhi Suzumiya.

2:27 Shang: Let's get down to business! To Defeat... Mr. Met! Mr. Met: God have mercy

Literally everything about this was magnificent.

Mushu can say the N-word. That's why he's the most powerful dragon in all of China.

0:11 Me every time I leave the house 😩

Good to see there are still quality poopers out there.

This was very good. Thank you for making it.

Deserves more views!

References to Pink Floyd AND Yakitate JaPan? Today was a good day.

just what i needed to lighten up my day

I was definitely not expecting haruhi suzumiya or kid from Yakitate Japan of all people xD

Oh my god its you I didn’t even know until later into the video when I saw Tito from rocket power so this is the big project you were working on I have to say it was really good keep up the good work

mushu got a good use of his n word pass

0:32, Twitter exchanges in a nutshell.

Whenever I come across a YTP that makes me laugh so hard, I kinda regret not thinking to record it as a reaction.

that video description was more than enough to make me laugh.

MoO AwAkEn

Start an OnlyMetsFans

thank u for returning to youtube i appreciate it brother