[YTP] Optiprimus Searches For The Rubik's Cube 

*DIRECTED BY* *MICHAEL E-BAY*

I bought a car. it turned out to be a car. who knew.

I love that “Optiprimus” is exactly the opposite of the real Optimus Prime. He’s a forgetful, accident-prone leader who leaves his comrades to die if they fail their missions

"It's you and me now, Megatron." "No, it's just me." "Sorry; my bad."

“I sense the decepticons are getting ready to mate with the female.” “Ratchet! What is with you??”

"It's just you and me Megatron." "No! It's just me Prime!" "Oops. Sorry. My bad."

"If I cannot eat Megatron, push the cube into your chest. I will sacrifice you to destroy it." "It's you and me, Megatron." "No, it's just me, Prime." "Sorry, my bad." *Optimus takes exactly one hit.* "SAM, PUSH THE CUBE INTO YOUR CHEST, NOW." Optiprimus is a wimp.

“We are from the game Tron.” “We are from Star Wars.” “Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind.” That’s just some of the amazing things Prime says in this.

"Obviously you're wondering why you're here." "Not sure exactly why you're here." "We need you're help to find out why you're here."

7:08 Ratchet: I sense the deceptions are getting ready to mate with the female. Optimus Prime: Ratchet, what is with you? XD

8:34 the way Megatron just gave up and threw jazz aside 😂😂

“We are from Star Wars” Man Optiprimus is very confused

"Obviously, you're wondering why you're here. We're not sure exactly why you're here. We need your help to find out why you're here." Kingdom Hearts in a nutshell...

9:27 "if i can not eat meggatron i must push the cube into your chest, i will sacrifice you to destroy it " so underrated😂😂😂

8:26 "You want a piece of me?! YOU WANT A PIECE!?" "No! I want two!" "................" "I want two!" "................" "Two!" "..............." "You want a piece of me!?" *Gives up and yeets him away*

I am Optiprimus. I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: The humans have E-Bay. LOL XD

"what about Bumblebee? we can't just leave the kid to die!" "Bumblebee fails at life. we must leave Bumblebee behind. Autobots, roll out!" Optiprimus is the worst leader ever

Ironhide: You feeling lucky punk? Sam: yeah *charges weapons* Sam: No! Ironhide: Just kidding!

The way he says "Rubik's Cube" never fails to make me laugh

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"The air force!!! they're responding!!! They're sending screwdrivers!!" Lmao....

"Bumblebee fails at life, we must leave Bumblebee behind" Gets me every single time

I'm guessing because Megatron ate all the sandwiches in the universe, nobody had any reason to order anything anymore, thus destroying Cybertron's Ebay.

"bumblebee failed at life. We must leave bumblebee behind."

"What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die" "Bumblebee fails at life"

“You already know Jazz” 😂😂😂 after he spent 5 minutes introducing him and he goes back

9:07 why is concrete flammable!?!?!?!?!

"Before time began there was the Rubik's Cube. We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us. And so began the war." Geez, a war started out of frustration because people couldn't solve the friggin' Rubik's Cube? ...actually I can totally see that happening.

"Bumblebee fails at life, we must leave him behind. Auto bots roll out!" #OptiprimusForPresident!

"if I can not EAT Megatron, i will push the cube into your chest and sacrifice you" -Optimus Prime

No one: Literally no one: Optiprimus: SoRrY mY bAd

"-I bought a car. Turned out to be a car. -Wow... -Who knew?"

"YES! I've downloaded a couple songs"

“The air force they’re responding” “They’re sending screwdrivers to the city”

5:54 don't you just hate when the cops use magic in order to get you to confess😂😂

> "SingStar doesn't work without mikes" > "No, no, no, no, NO!"

*S O R R Y M Y B A D*

8:59 perfect timing with the voice.

4:52 "cool placecalp looc cool placecalp looc" "where'd he learn to talk like that?"

The decepticons are getting ready to mate with the female 😂😂

"No, but I'm gonna call the fish cops, cause there's something fishy going on here"

5:19 Ratchet’s noise after he sniffed is my favourite part lmao

"Im gonna call the fish cops, because something fishy going on!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bumblebee fails at life

"With the Rubik's cube gone we cannot return eBay back to our planet we failed" IM DEAD

“Take my son” “Back off” “You’re not taking my FISH!”

"You already know Ratchet." "No." "Sorry my bad. Our medical officer, Ratchet"

"The boys pheromone levels suggest be wants to build an army, and destroy the female" *Awkward Silence* Optiprimus: "You already know Jazz"

Jazz: "You want a piece of me?!?" Megatron: "No! I want two! I want two! Grrrr...." *after multiple attempts to rip Jazz in half Megatron loses interest and proceeds to toss him into the next county*

You should do a series called "Bumblebee Fails at Life."

"We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us." A C C U R A T E

Optiprimus: Our medical officer, Ratchet. Ratchet: Uhhmm Uuhhmm UUUHHHMNM I died XD

Every time optiprimus says 'sorry my bad' I laugh and idk why😂😂

"I will sacrifice you to destroy it." What a great leader

3:11-3:32 made me laugh so hard, I literally died.

megtron consumed all the sandwiches and destroyed Cybertrons ebay

"I bought a car,turned out to be a car" "who knew" Logic.

Ratchet: “-build an army, and destroy the female.” _Awkward Silence_ Optiprimus: You already know _Jazz_

“If I cannot eat megatron, I must push the Rubix cube into your cheast.” -Oryan pax, 2007... I MEAN! Optimus prime. Wait, no, optiprimus.

The Hugo Weaving dub switches are a stroke of genius.

"hmm-mMM-MMM, the boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to build an army and destroy the female..." I'm dead.

“We know not where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us”

Jazz: But what about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die! Optiprimus: Bumblebee fails at life. We must leave Bumblebee behind.

*"We failed."* -Optiprimus, 2015.

I am going to call fish cops.Because there is something fishy going here XD

9:37 his " LoL" killed me 😂

1:54 “what would archivell witwicky do?” “uhh your grandfather would say a solid B-minus.” “ *BBBBBBBBBBBBB* “

"The humans have ebay" This was so funny.

"SHUT UP GRANDMA!" "What are you doing here?" "GRANDMA TAKE YOUR SCREWDRIVER!" Lmfao! XD

6:43 I make this joke REGULARLY thanks to this video

So, to summarize... There was a Rubik's Cube on Cybertron before time began. As the years went by, a war started over the annoyance it caused and it was lost. Then the Cybertronians lost E-bay when Megatron took off all the languages they knew. The decepticons also have a single female that Optiprimus is rightfully not comfortable discussing the mating process of. Optriprimus, being extremely forgetful, accident-prone, and able to confuse his home-world with Earth phenomena, led a convoy to retrieve the cube in hope that they could use it to restore their E-bay. It led them to Earth where they instantly learn all the languages thanks to the identical E-bay. A soldier obsessed about getting home lives with Lennox who pretends to only speak Spanish. Sam is a stuttering mess who thinks 80 bucks for a liver is a bargain, wants to kill his girlfriend, and has two terrible parents. A mom who chases him on his bike and a dad who only buys him pieces of crap and would gladly trade him for the safety of his fish. He then gets a car from a weird deaf guy and is disappointed when it turns out to be nothing more. Then we have Bumblebee who fails at life due to him downgrading his alt form. We then have Maggie who ended up at a convention with countless others with the only lead on how she got there being a sound. So she takes the sound to Glen since he's obsessed with downloading music. He also loves prune juice and uses the music to ask for screwdrivers. They then get all the music they need and team up with agent Simmons who uses clever tactics to break into people's houses to use Singstar to ask the military for more screwdrivers and Glenn gets more songs in the process. After this, there is a fight in the city where Optiprimus keeps accidentally blowing stuff up so Iron Man has to come in. Then Sam shoves the Rubik's cube into Megatron's chest and Optiprimus has to call his comrades to Earth in order to make up for his failure with the identical E-bay the humans have.

we are from the game Tron *beep beep* we are from star wars *beep beep*

"My name is optiprimus and we are robotic organs"😂😂😂😂😂😂

5:25 in a manner of speaking, he does indeed want to destroy the female.

NOT Optimus Prime Amazon Prime

" I need Prune Juice! " XD

Before time began, there was, the Rubik's Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it annoys us.

"Until Megatron consumed all the Sandwiches and destroyed Cybertron's EBay" I dunno about u guys but that seems pretty evil to me.

0:23 "Megatron cpnsumed all the sandwiches and destroyed Cybertron's Ebay" Megatron bought all the Cybertron Sandwiches, which resulted in him crashing the cybertronian economy.

Sam sells his great grandfather's liver for 80 bucks? how desperate is he for money?

2:43-2:47 Obviously you don't know why you're here, You're not sure exactly why you're here, We need you're help to find out why you're here. Jesus, I snorted out my drink laughing at that

6:19 me using all the dialoge options while talking to an NPC

"We may not know where it comes from, we only know that it annoys us." 😂🤣😂🤣

8:45 that's one hell of a recoil!

7:09 Ratchet: I sense the decepticons are getting ready to mate with the female XD IM DYING😁😁😆😆

The reason why the Rubik's Cube created a long time war between the Autobots and Decepticons was because Megatron ate all the sandwiches and that's why they have no money to buy eBay off them and Glen tells everybody to shut up because he loves prune juice and can't stop downloading a couple of songs off the Internet! (This YTP is still a 2015 classic!)

"You're not taking my FISH" "You tryna get rough with us?" "No but I'm gonna call the FISH cops because there's something FISHY going on here"

"We cannot return ebay to our plant,we failed" XDXDXDXDXD

Obviously you're wondering why you're here.

Don’t ever delete this

3:44 are you playing those video games again? SHUT UP GRANDMA!!! LOL😂😂😂😂

"I sense that the desepticons are getting ready to mate with the female" "ratchet what is with you?!"

I'm gonna call the fish cops because there's something fishy going on around here.

"Sell me his liver." "80 bucks, which is a bargain. Pretty good right?" "Uhh, I'd say a solid b-minus." *Whoosh* "...A b-minus?" "You are crap!" *WHOOSH* I am convinced this is better than the original scene now.

"Sorry my bad."

*_I bought a car it turned out to be a car who knew_*

The humans have eBay. Fuck yeah!

My place of peace and PRUNE JUICE !

"Glenn!" "SHUT UP!!" "Glenn!" "Don't talk to me, criminal!"

Bring back cybertrons Ebay!!