{YTP} ~ Products™ 

Forgot to mention, the artwork of Yurf was made by DukeOfAsh!

"From burly women with larger legs to petite femboys with slender ones" - nice to see Ellie representing all kinds here.

I love the concept of an infomercial channel that tries desperately NOT to sell their products.

the sheer volume of perfect mini-callbacks here is incredible, nobody else is on this level

"From burly women with larger legs, to petite femboys with slender ones" 😳 calling out both of my weaknesses, Ellie...

Not having to pay prices really's been helping me through the recent inflation.

I can confirm, pain hurts and is also 100% sucky. Luckily, this wonderful YTP is helping me recover, as is Yurf. Thank you for what you do do on the Doodoo Desk

"you won't pay prices. that's right, you can steal" has got to be one of the best lines in any recent ytp lmao

"Butt Weight: There's More!" really got me

Holy shit that “no punchline” slavery joke was top tier.

The YTPS that focus their humor on elaborate wordplay are the best that DaThings makes now. They're easily on par with the tongue twister jokes that the Bojack Horseman writers added to torture their show's VAs.

"Dirty Dirt, It hurty hurts,"

The next time Satan comes calling on his 666 area code, I'll just use caller I.Deez nuts.

"Introducing the new bacon that eats itself"

The consecutive gut-punches of "Answer the phone, you old bitch!" "Don't answer the phone, you moron!" and "Caller I.Deez nuts!" fucking floored me.

I love how Psalm 38:7-8 in actuality sounds like the start to an infomercial itself:

"He said his first words."

"ThEre'S nO pUnChLInE...it'S just SLAveRY"

"From burly women with larger legs to Petite femboys with slender ones."

The way that guy said, "Well, I