Lanky Kong is terrifying bc he doesn't SEND you to Hell or even DRAG you there. He TAKES you. This implies he casually strolls into Hell on a regular basis, taking his opponents by the hand there.
@pudding MiCoffee No thanks. I don't have a WiiU, and I have no money, no life, and no friends/girlfriend. So I don't think I can afford your offer, sorry. I know the words, so I have no life. I'm still not sure Dic has a fan club.
These are the funniest things to me: "He's the worst member of the Dic Fan Club!" * evetything from "This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong!" to "Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun!" *
“He’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but the Kremling’s be trippin’ cuz he’s super fly!” You see how Eminem has been pretty silent ever since this dropped?
Face: [❌] Soul: [❌] Can take you to hell: [✅] Able to stand when he needs to pee: [❌] Shot himself: [✅] Inflates himself like Dedede: [✅] Is a crazy Kong: [✅]
Same, in fact my friend introduced me to this I’ve never stopped watching this. It’s still hilarious and me and my friend like quoting this, but sadly only me and him get it
"Filler" doesn't mean it's bad. When I use the term filler I just mean that it's a small, side project to fill the space between bigger projects. Some of my favorite YTPs that I've made are filler and some of my bigger projects are terrible.
Jimmy Davis oh my bad. I'm used to seeing "filler" in the title, and the poop being garbage. Because some others say filler instead of "shitpost". But I see this definitely isn't the case! Another good job jimmy!
The Kataas-taasang, Kagalang-galangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan ("Supreme and Venerable Association of the Children of the Nation", Spanish: Suprema y Venerable Asociación de los Hijos del Pueblo), also known as Katipunan or KKK, was a Philippine revolutionary society founded by anti-Spanish colonialism Filipinos This is what it means in the Philippines.
Well he appeared in DKC (first appearance) Appeared again DKC2 (The third Again) Vanished in DKC3 but got saved (the second again) And is in DK64 (he's back again)
Donkey Kong: +Leads the entire northern half of the country of Korea +The Kongs worship him like a god +Controls all the media +Very good at urinating +Can speak Italian -Has a funny face -Has no pants -Has diarrhea -Highly regarded as the worst member of the DIC fan club not for his above flaws, but for the atrocities he's committed against humanity -Still hasn't died ÷Is gay Tiny Kong: +Has pants +Capable of crushing a Hobbit just to make her soup -Moves slowly when she needs to pee -Can't hold her pee in -Shooting her is somehow funny -No fans Lanky Kong: +Can drag you to hell +Can inflate himself like King Dedede -No face -No soul -Can't stand up when he needs to pee -Suicidal despite being an all-powerful demon from the legions of Hell -Crazy Diddy Kong: +Skilled at making pastries such as pies (but only after he gets high) +Is super fly +Has the ability to fly to incredible heights if he poops himself +Can bend time and space and somehow be back again twice -He's... gone? Chunky Kong: +Massive sex appeal despite being obese +Able to clone himself +He's okay -Drug addict -His obesity prevents him from flying -He's dead Michael Rosen: +Swam the entire English channel at the age of 1 -Ate a soapy flannel at 2 +Got thinner at 3 -Lost the ability to decide what to have for dinner at the age of 4
"He's the leader of Korea, He's got diarrhea, He's finally back... to say "Mama Mia!", His squirt gun, can shoot piss, if he squirts ya, it's gonna suck dude! He has a funny face, and has no pants, he is the worst member of The Dic Fan Club!"
Broken Winged D D DDD DDDDDDDDDDk This Kong's got pants so listen up dudes she can crush a hobbit to make her soup she may move slow when she needs to pee but this kong... just pissed herself if you shoot her i'll just laugh just like this monkey rap she's got no fans huh!
coresans he has no face. He has no soul. I-I-if you cross him, he'll take ya' to hell. He can't stand up when he needs to pee. And this time- he just shot himself! inflate himself. Just like DeeDeeDee! This crazy Kong is a Crazy Kong! Huh!
TheAngryCatholicBrony 23 K K KKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK He's back again and he's back again again and this he's... Gone? He can fly real high when poops himself with his pistols out he's after you mom. He'll make you some pie after he gets high but kremlings be trippin cause he's super fly Huh!
coresans Finally he's here for you it's the last member of the RU-vid Poop this Kong's so Fat it's relatively funny can make out with Kremlings and make out with mummy can pick up chicks with his coconut gun makes donkey Kong seem so much fun. He may smoke crack, he can't fly but this kong's one okay guy. Huh!
When I was 1, I swam the English Channel When I was 2, I ate a soapy flannel When I was 3, I started getting thinner When I was 4, I wonder what’s for dinner
So I’ve probably revisited this north of 30 times and I JUST NOW caught that the lighting effect used during Rosen’s rap part is synced with the stage lighting in-game. It’s so seamless that I never paid attention to it and isn’t that the highest compliment of all?
"He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhoea" I spat out my orange juice when I heard that lol. EDIT: I have to clean up my table because of 'he can fly real high when he poops himself'
I hope this video breaks you out more into the mainstream. I started watching with your Veggietales YTPs and just like all your other videos, the attention to detail here is great.
Im a sucker for repeats so the "Put your hands together, if you wanna put your hands together" "This crazy kong is a crazy kong" "He's back again, and he's back again again" jokes are perfect for me
