YTP | Toy Toy 2 🤠🤠 

They are neither S'mores or Shmoes. They are called "YO YO"

5:15 “Get in the box!” “No-“ Gets kicked “It’s your choice Woody, you can go to Japan together or in pieces.” “You turned on the TV last night!” “You’re bringing this up now?!” “I was a yo-yo!!!” “...Whatever!” This has gotta be one of my favorite conversations I’ve seen in your ytps xD

"I'm officially freaked out" *F A I R ?*

1:44 How is nobody else talking about this part? Just the way that buzz is intensely looking at woody while he exclaims:”WAH! IT’S THE CHICKEN MAN!” literally killed me

4:56 I died of laughter on this one right there

"I'm officially freaked out" "FAIR!" >:C

0:55 You know you're a dead man when the second spike wall drops in.

4:41 "AAAAAAUGH!" *gets stuck in one pose* "Uh, Woody?" "UUUUUAGH!" *gets stuck in a different pose* "Strange little man."

My favorite part is at 3:57 Woody: “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALE!!! GUYS WAKE UP WAKE UP THERE’S A YOYOSAYOYOYOSAYOAHYOAHYOAHYOAHYO…” Buzz: “Darn it Woody!” Woody: “YoY! Sarge, emergency roll call!” Sarge: “Red alert! All dirtbags fall in position now! Single file; let’s MOVE MOVE MOVE!”

5:17 *Stinky Pete:* Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces *Woody:* You turned on the TV last night! *Stinky Pete:* You're bringing this up now? *Woody:* _I was a yo-yo!_ *Stinky Pete:* Whatever.

“Uh...Woody?” “I was a yo-yo!” “Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy that taught me that I AM MRS. NEZBIT!” You’re killing me man! Great once again.

Famous last words: "Oh, I'm a sham!" "They're called s'mores, Buzz." "Prospector, this isn't fair!"

2:33 prospector: "FAAIR? I'll tell you what's not *fair* spending the lifetime on a *fair* store shelf watching every other *fair* be sold. Well finally my *fair is paid off. And now hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now." Woody: "I'm afficaly freaked out." Prospector: *"Fair!"* Had me laughing for 20 seconds.😂

Teacher: No Dancing And Singing In Line! Students In The Back: 3:40

"I just want you to know that i will be sitting around on a campfire and making delicious hot SCHMOES"

1:15 when you're stuck on that one boss and are sick and tired if hearing their beginning monologue

1:49 Woody: AHH IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN! Buzz: What are you talking about? Woody: You really are stinky pete!

Andy's mom: *walks* *in* *Andy's* *room* *seeing* *all* *of* *Andy's* *toy's* *walking* *around* Also Andy's mom: *walks* *out* *casually*

"Killed him with one bullet. Don't get no deader." 🤠🐶🎻 - Rango

1:48 “It’s the chicken man!” 🤣🤣

Me: *snaps enemy's neck to save ammunition* Everyone else at the paintball match 4:05

I love how buzz always blames woody in the beginning. "DARN IT WOODY!"😂😂

“I’m officially freaked out.” *”FAIR!”*

"You're going to pay for that!" "Nah Zurg"

He a hairy fella 3:23

4:03 woody.exe has stopped working

2:32 to 2:52 Jessie: Prospector, this isn’t fair! Prospector: FAIRRRRR!!!??? Prospector: I’ll tell you what’s not FAIR! Prospector: Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf watching every other FAIR be sold! Prospector: Well, finally my FARE has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!!! Woody: I’m officially freaked out... Prospector: FAIRRR!! Me: X,D

"DARN IT WOODY!!!"

Buzz: Woody, are you alright? Woody: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Buzz: Alright then. (Slams Woody back on the floor) Funny stuff right there!

Why did you put out this out right when I needed to get back to repairing my ship?

3:05 I DIED laughing when Prospector said "how did you get out of there?" Thought it was unopenale.

Woody: What Are You Cooking Tonight Buzz? Buzz: Delicious Hot Schmoes & YO YO’s

Buzz: where’s that bonding strip? Woody: Shut Up “Zerg shoots Buzz” Zurg: killed him with one bullet, don’t get no better Woody: this isn’t fair Prospector: FAAAAIIIIRR!! Woody: I was a yo-yo

3:31 Using that line randomly out-of-context will _never_ get old! X^D

“Has anyone found Woody’s *SHMOE* yet?”

3:39 Woody became a YO-YO 🪀 song

“It’s too late, buzz!” *opens vent with zero problems *Im.. POSSIBLE.*

That remix sounds like someone slowly falling into insanity And i love it

1:57 Twitter in a nutshell

I almost died from laughter 😂 make more ytps! 😚

4:23, oh for crying out loud Qwistoff needs more subscribers.

2:23 Woody: You turned on the TV! Prospector: I don’t know how that television turned on.

“Fair! I’ll tell you what’s not fair!... and now that my fair is finally paid...”

Tim Allen is the only man capable of voicing Buzz.

Buzz: “What’s going on?” Woody: “Nothing that concerns *YOU* Spacemen!” Buzz: “Ok..” Me: X,D

Andy: “Hey Woody! Ready to go to cowboy camp?” Woody: “No.” 😂😂😂

2:39 Fair In Toy Story 4.

Nothing that concerns YOU, spaceman Okay :( 💀🤣

3:58 Woody: *YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD* Sale! Also Woody: Guyswake up Also Woody: *Literally Non sense* Buzz: *Looks at him in Anger confusion* Also Buzz: DARN IT WOODY

Can you do YTP Toy Toy 3 soon along with Toy Toy Toons, for terror, that time frogot, Toy Toy treats, & Toy Toy 4?

0:20 Me when I turn on my phone at night and it’s at 100% brightness

2:33 “Fair.exe has stopped working”

My fav part 😂😆 Stinky Pete: Your choice Woody, You can go to Japan together or in pieces. 😠 Woody: You turned on the TV last night! 😡 Stinky Pete: (In Megaminds voice) Your bringing this up now?! 🤨 Woody: I was A YoYo! 😠 Stinky Pete: *W H A T E V E R* . . . . 😒

Qwistoff your back! My favorite part was the “fair” spending my time on a fair shelf

W H E R E I S T H A T B O N D I N G S T R I P ! ! !

My favorite part in this YTP is when Buzz is running from those spikes and then more spikes appear in front of him XD "*OH I'M A SHAM*!" *Dead*

4:24 Andy: hey woody, ready to go to cowboy camp? Woody: No 😂😂😂

Woody: "You turned on the TV last night!" Stinky Pete: "You're bringing this up now?!" Woody: "I was a yo-yo!" Stinky Pete: "Whatever!" That part was gold!

4:25 Andy: you ready to go to cowboy camp Woody:no

The fact you make these humorous videos without any inappropriate or over the top potty humor is absolutely incredible & I thank you SO very much for them. 💕

Sorry I’m two minutes late I was playing Dr. Mario Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten ever thanks

4:51 Gravity over 9000!

5:04 Just wanted to give recognition to great editing where it's due.

My favorite part is at 2:25 Woody: “You turned on the TV” Stinky pete: “I don’t know how that television turned on” Stinky pete: *Turns back on the TV* 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Woody: Falls Buzz: Woody are you alright Woody: Yeah I'm fine Buzz: Alright then *slams Woody to the ground 4:52

“I was a Yo-yo” Woody- 1999 and 2019

Buzz: where’s that bounding strip?

when mario face diagrees 3:35

I love that Buzz blames everything on Woody!! 😂😂😂 "DARN IT WOODY!!"

Yay! You brought the "WHERE'S THAT BONDING STRIP?" joke back! :D Btw, they're not Schmoes or s'mores, they're *BONDING STRIPS*

Prospector: about to kill him Woody: YOU turned on the TV last night!!

4:12 😹👌

5:25 "I was a Yo Yo" -Woody

I demand a 10 hour of this 3:40 Edit: Also this one,its awesome for a 10 hour by the way 4:00

“Sarge emergency roll call all dirtbags” “Guys wake up there’s a yayasetadgashowowowoshshahshashah” “I was a yo-yo” “You turned on the TV last night

Toys are scrambling around room *Andy's mom walks in* Toys freeze *Andy's mom leaves* Toys resume scrambling *Andy walks in room* Hamm: "Oh, for crying out loud."

0:35 Poor Buzz. He's been searching for a bonding strip for 7 months.

“Hey what’s going on?” “Nothing that concerns YOU space man” *ookie*

2:33 “FAAAAIR! I’ll tell you what’s not FAIR! spending a life time on a FAIR! Store shelf watching every other FAIR! Be sold, Well finally my FAIR! Has been paid off.” ~Is my favorite 🤣🤣👏

"I'll tell you what's not *FAIR* spending a lifetime on a *FAIR* store self, watching every other *FAIR* be sold. Well now my *FARE* has paid off and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now." "Ima officially freaked out." *FAIR*

Door opens Dude from The Shining: HEEEERES JOHNNY Door closes Andy: comes in

I was kind of hoping the scene with the Prospector would go on longer, because I was certain it'd go to: *Footsteps outside door* *Gasp* "It's Al!" *Door bursts open, suddenly Stromboli*

3:05 how did you get out of there🤣🤣

I WAS A YO-YO

2:35 Stinky Pete seems to be FAIRly upset... ...LOL...

Me: Everybody: Prospector: *F A I R ! ! ! !*

Oh my word no words for this except YO-YO!! What a masterpiece, keep up the good work man

1:49 Woody: WAH! its the chicken man! Buzz: what are you talking about?

“It’s the chicken man” “What are you talking about” “You really are stinky Pete” 😂😂

1:11 "Not enough eggrolls" Linguini: That's what i get for trusting EGGS

3:40 Bart Is Angelic my reaction

The best meme song of all meme history 3:39

I've seen this so many times but I still laugh at 1:49 literally every single time.

Me: giggling *1 min later..* Me: laughing regularly *5 secs later..* Me: dying of laughter *1 sec later..* Me: *W H E E Z I N G*

This is a very funny video, Qwistoff! 😂😂

2:56 impossible gets me every time

2:33 FAaAaAaAIR??? I Tell you what's not FAIR! Spending a lifetime on a FAIR store shelf Watching every other FAIR Being Sold! Well finally my FAIR has been paid off and now Hand me now Cowboy Doll GONNA MESS IT NOW!!

HOLD UP if you take ToyToy Get rid of the T's oyoy Reverse it Yoyo

I WAS A YO YO made me laugh so hard I died lol 😂

For some reason, Al the toy collector is my favourite one of your signature scene transitions. I think it's the fanfare that does it.