Zlatan Ibrahimovic Can Really Do Anything 

When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out

When Zlatan was born he named his parents

*Once Zlatan had a race with Time...* *Time is still running.*

when Zlatan's phone rings in the cinema, *they pause the movie*

When Zlatan Ibrahimovic smokes, the cigarette has cancer

When Zlatan looks in the mirror, he sees nothing, because there is only one Zlatan

When zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.

While sheep are sleeping, they are counting Zlatan Ibrahimovics

Once zlatan installed Windows , Microsoft accepted his terms and conditions

When zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

Zlatan once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything

Kids are looking under the bed, to make sure there are not ghosts. Ghosts are looking under the bed, to make sure there is not Zlatan.

Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early

Zlatan is type of dude who calls 911 to ask whts their emergency

I'm dying with these Zlatan jokes😭😂😂

Once Zlatan had a bite of an apple Now its the logo of Apple.

Once Zlatan committed a crime They arrested the cop

*This is not “Can Zlatan”. This is “Zlatan Can”.*

once zlatan started playing football with his hands now that game is known as basketball

When zlatan was late to school his teacher apologized for being too early

When zlatan cuts onion, the onion cries

Before Zlatan was born Alphabet ended with Y.

When Zlatan opened his eyes, World saw him.

When Zlatan turned 18 his parents moved out

James: Can Zlatan name three Kardashians? Zlatan: Mary, Jenn and Annie. James: But those aren't their names? Zlatan: They are now.

When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary is updated.

One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.

Once Zlatan killed a stone with two birds.

When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

when zlatan cross the road, the cars stops and look left and right

When Zlatan stars in a movie, the Academy Award gets nominated a Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I cried tears while reading the comments. I like Zlatan very much and I love that he fortunes that Zlatan role with us all.

When mark zuckerburg discovered Facebook he already had a friend request from zlatan

Zlatan once missed two days of school. Now we have Saturday and Sunday

Some facts:- 1) Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel. 2) You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'. 3) Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning. 4) Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. 5) Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right. 6) Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. 7) When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. 8 ) Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers. 9) Zlatan went to school so he could be studied. 10) Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan. 11) Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook . 12) Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird. 13) There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. 14) Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting. 15) When Zlatan was a 5 years old, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. When he turned 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 16) Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 17) One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 18) When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 19) The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 20) One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.

When zlatan makes a grammatical error, they update the dictionary.

When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.

It's nice to see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.

I love how Zlatan completely replaced Chuck Norris in all jokes. 🤣🤣💀💀

When Zlatan left home he said to his dad "you are the man of the house now"

When Zlatan reads book,the book gains knowledge.

Zlatan doesn't say "I love you", he says: "I allow you"

Zlatan actually has a diary, it's called the Guinness Book of world records

Once Zlatan missed two days of school in a row, now these days are called saturday and sunday-

Everyone thought newton found gravity out of luck, little did they know that it was zlatan who dropped apple on newtons head purposely

When Zlatan jumps in water, the water drowns.

When Zlatan comes late for Training, The Team is too early

Zlatan doesn't get dehydrated, water gets dezlatanized.

When Zlatan goes to a restaurant he serves the food. No, wait, what..

When monsters go to sleep they check under their bed for Zlatan

zlatan's father name is zlatan junior

When zlatan makes a handball, the referee send out the ball.

I get why Zlatan is so arrogant. He had to raise both of his parents being an single child ..

Netflix pays Zlatan for watching it

I keep coming back to this video just to read the new comments

Zlatan flossed and now I have literally seen everything lmao

Reading the comments I see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.

When Zlatan goes out, Corona Virus wears a mask.

Zlatan doesn't get to win the world Cup, the world Cup trophy gets to see Zlatan

Confidence is named after Zlatan.

Zlatan once visited a place called Britain. Now it’s called Great Britain!

When Zlatan’s in class , the teacher raises his hand to talk

The fact that James corden invited a lion on his show made it do a floss dance is underrated

His father's name is Zlatan jr.

Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

Zlatan was the one who threw that apple on Newton's head.

When Zlatan visits a haunted house, the ghosts are runaway

Zlatan never flushes the toilet, he just scares the crap out of it.

When zlatan is pulled over, the officer shows him his ID

Zlatan's father is known as Zlatan Jr.

When apollo landed on moon, zlatan was practicing football over there

Zlatan floss James-thats not floss Zlatan-thats floss World-we get it😰

When Zlatan lies It becomes the truth

It is so nice to see James Corden on Zlatan’s show

When Neil Armstrong went to the moon Zlatan's footprint was already there.

When Zlatan was born the doctor started crying

Zlatan once killed a living room.

Zlatan already watched this episode before coming to the show..

Zlatan doesn't predict future. Future obeys to Zlatan's prediction.

No one else can break Zlatan’s records. Only Zlatan can break Zlatan’s record. What a young talent.

When Zlatan steps on a player’s foot the other player gets fouled for stepping

James : are you confident? Ibra : I am zlatan

When zlatan was born... He drove his mom home from the hospital.

Portugal have Ronaldo. Argentina have Messi. Zlatan has Sweden.

James: "can Zlatan Ibrah..." Zlatan: "yes"

Zlatan doesn’t work to earn money, money works to earn him

Zlatan visits the Virgin Islands. Now its just called Islands.

When Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan.

Zlatan : I'm a lion . Lion : Blushes

1. zlatan doesn't get arrested, he arrests police 2. Death doesn't arrive zlatan, he arrives death 3. He doesn't need bodyguard, bodyguard needs him 4. He doesn't follow rules, rules follow him 5. When zlatan do crime, it become law 6. When zlatan's parachute doesn't open, he complaints shopkeeper

Zlatan was once pulled over by a cop, the cop showed him his license and registration.

When Zlatan gets shot..the bullet starts bleeding

"Traffic light is always green for Zlatan" - Department of Zlatan.

Zlatan once missed two days of school. They are now known as Saturday & Sunday.

How many push ups did you do Zlatan? Zlatan: All of them...

When LEGEND became Zlatan , Zlatan became Legs that never End.

I think it’s safe to say this is one of the best comment sections on RU-vid

The worst day of Zlatan's life was the 30th of February, now we dont have that day again.

Zlatan: I want to visit England England: I'm coming..

Zlatan doesn’t die, he tells death when to die