Tough economy. Only Star and dead people are potential buyers. Dead Rising 3: store.steampowe... Connect with me! / jerma985 / jerma985 / 183539835053496 www.steamcommun...
"Oooh, this one tastes like urine. Oh, I love urine!" "Can we get in the choo-choo train?" "DO YOU SEND EMAILS?!" "You're fuckin' grinding me up!" "I'm the king of the castle, and I make all the rules! First rule is: I'm the karate master!" "Big time. Big Time. Hard time. Hard time." "No joking, no jokes, no goofs no spoofing." "OH NO THIS ONES GONNA BLOW UP!" "Gimme the fuckin' broom, I'm gonna spear someone with the broom." "This guy is freaking out, do you see this guy doing the f-" *laughing*. "Yeah this guy riding around, in a fucking ultra murder machine--dude will you stop this _shit?"_ *Gets crushed by murder machine* "What we're like, strippers now? - We're the fuckin' police strippers now." "Look at these shoes, what are these shoes?" "Is that a fuckin' coiled up shit?!: *Star: No it's a pretzel!*" I vote Jerma and Star RU-vidrs of the year.
Just how many goddamn ''Ephic Zambheez Aphecalypsu'' games are out there?! The only reason you could have to play 'em is to see how dumbly broken they are. Either that or to watch Jerma and Star play it.
I friggin' hate the zombie trend. I mean, zombies can be cool, but I'm tired of it. I really want to see a new, original monster in the media, or used underused ones.
Its a nearly ten year old franchise. There is no zombie apocalypse in the Dead rising games - the outbreaks are localized to single cities, contained and controlled, and occasionally instigated arbitrarily. The intro the to 2 starts out on a game show on TV involving zombies people kept for funzies. Anyways, beyond that the story is more about the characters and plot - its not so much another bland story-less survival game. (tl;dr) Quite contrary, it's goofy, over the top, crazy Capcom bullshit, and its wonderful, especially with friends.
Musaid Abdullah That's because no one did a zombie game in the dangerous way. You would never just run into a bunch of zombies and kill them, a game where escaping them and not engaging them in the first place, Dying light made it quite well in the first half of the game, where you couldn't just face a horde and completly destroy them, or the night time was basically suicide if you aren't careful enough. it's how most zombie games are, not zombie games in general, they are focused about slashing zombies in thousands and not as actual threat.
I swear to god the karate master part literally has me bent over in stitches crying EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch this damned video. Most of is actually too good for me to process, like there’s 14 jokes packed into 2 seconds and once my brain realizes something is funny it’s on to the next joke and I’m trying to listen!
I just realized how Jerma is the kind of person, who makes review videos, and just some goofy gameplay and on the other hand he just fucks around with STAR_ and that is the kind of entertainment I need. Jerma98-4-lyfe.
