Zombieland (2009) KILL COUNT 

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“Any regrets?” “Garfield maybe” I fucking love Bill Murray.

When James said he was counting all the zombie deaths I just went “oh no” remembering the theme park from the end

The zombie “crushed by a piano like a damn looney tune” had me dying. The added sarcasm was just perfect.

Everyone else: trying to survive Woody Harrelson: T W I N K I E

The invisible gun kill was bill Murray from the afterlife

"Who's Bill Murray?" "I've never hit a kid before" What a true Survivor.

3:39 that guy was on the tv reality show “Survivor” and actually got 2nd place, or the runner up. So James was very literal with his words.

It always feels so much better when you've actually seen the movie beforehand, because then it's just a nice refresher during the kill count.

Movie: **gives Tallahassee a Zombie Kill of the Week** James: Wait, that's illegal.

The movie should have been called *”Woody Harrelson searches for a twinkie in a zombie apocalypse”*

Zombieland was one the first movies to expose me to western cinema. I absolutely adored it and it was what got me into a lot more horror movies that were lighter in terror and more into satire.

Honestly, a ride based on zombie land would be awesome. The same mouse trap coaster but indoors and the type that you shoot zombies and whoever gets the highest points, wins

Clown Zombie: *exists* Columbus: Why do I hear boss music?

Fun fact: Woody Harrelson is actually a Vegan and Raw-Foodist in diet. So he refused to eat Actual twinkies on set, When the time came they made homemade organic twinkies just for it.

My favorite death was the girl who didn't wear her seatbelt the way she slides and gets yeeted is so cool

I’m convinced that in every movie Woody Harrelson is in, he just plays himself. I’m just imagining the casting directors saying “ok we need a guy who acts like Woody Harrelson does” and the other guy turns to him and says “I know who acts like Woody Harrelson! Woody Harrelson!” Also, Colombus should never have let Amber Heard into his apartment. She just tries to kill him! Just like how she abused Johnny Depp!

James "I never herd of some swimming zombies." Looks like someone didn't play any of the pvz games

This is the first movie where the camera man actually dies

Seeing Columbus smack Amber Heard now hits different. And I like it.

My dad loves zombie movies and I don’t, so he asked me to watch this movie with me. I was really skeptical that I was going to like it, but we watched the whole movie and I LOVED it. Def in my top 10 movies

James: “Welcome to the kill count” Caption: “Welcome to the kill cow”

RU-vid: Doesn't let James upload his kill count James:" I am inevitable"

6:11 Oh, that's what Scamber Turd looks like without Amica cream on

Can we just acknowledge how lucky Columbus was thar he fell asleep, the girl next to him turned, and he was able to escape? The dude was ASLEEP next to a zombie and SURVIVED

I love how in "King pin" Woody Harrelson hates Bill Murray but in this movie he's so happy and excited to see him. It's the best thing to me.

The whole cast:Shoot them in the head Also them: shoots the zombies everywhere except the head Edit: they do shoot them and do double tap but not as much and the zombies some how die even though they originally only did by getting shot in the head

There's only one bad thing about this movie, Amber Heard

I always wondered why this park looked so familiar. I was eight when the movie released but it just seemed so memorable. Now I know it's cuz its the amusement park i frequent the most XD.

"I'm counting zombie kills!" Me: remembers the Tallahassee scene where he shoots through the little yellow building "James why do you do this to yourself"

James: "I ain't never heard of no swimming zombies before" Fear the walking dead: hold my beer!

Had no idea Amber Heard was in this movie. Didn’t even know who she was, but I wish she wasn’t in this movie lol

I remember seeing this movie when I was like 7 in a bar restaurant and it scared the shit out of me for weeks (it was the scene with Tallahassee and Columbus in the grocery store)

"Since I never heard of swimming zombies" Well I can tell that James has never watched Land of the Dead

I can’t believe this movie is already 10 years old.

Let’s hope Amber Heard doesn’t take a crap on Columbus’s bed

God I just rewatched both the Zombieland movies and GOD THEYRE SO GOOD!!!

LR: "Wait, who's Bill Murray?" T: "Now I've never hit a kid before" 😂😂😂

The best part of the movie was that Tallahassee finally got his twinkie

What I love most about this movie didn't really hit me until after multiple rewatches. A lot of zombie apocalypse fiction, especially The Walking Dead, has a strong "Look Out For Number One" vibe, the idea that it's everyone for themselves, screw or screw over anyone and everyone else if it means you get one more year, month, week, day, or even second of life. But that just feels hollow to me, because no matter how long any individual human will live, that life DOES have an expiration date, and sooner or later it will end, whether that end is by zombies or not. So faced with the absolute apocalypse, what's more important: the survival of a single human, or the life of humanity as a whole? Cynically, this takes the form of characters like the Governor from The Walking Dead, petty dictators who justify every horrible thing they do as making sure humanity will go on, but in Zombieland, we get the idealistic take. All four characters pretty much start off looking out for only themselves, though Witchita and Little Rock are a package deal in that analysis. But they're all only out for themselves, what they want and need is the only thing that matters. Then they start interacting, breaking down their barriers, and all come to realize that, while surviving on their own may be effective, they need to be together to LIVE.

Bro, I LOVED this movie...the whole thing with Bucky the "puppy" literally made me tear up 😔

James: “I ain’t ever heard of swimming zombies” Plague Inc.: try me

Me: Awesome! James is counting one of my favorite movies! James: “Imma count all the zombie kills” Me: oh... dear...

As a Survivor fan, the Mike White joke had me in tears.

Rewatching my favorite kill counts day 4 💞

"Time to nut up or shut up." That sounds very 2009.

I think I read it somewhere that Emma Stone had difficulty keeping composure at Bill Murray's death scene because she couldn't stop laughing, according to her, Murray's exhale was so long that she had to hold her laugh until the exhale ended

When the cameraman is the first to die you know that everyone else is too.

Love this channel!!! “Double Tap” widely used long before ZOMBIELAND was made. Used a lot by U.S. and foreign armed forces as well as civilian ones😃

"I've never heard of swimming zombies" World War Z zombies: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

Image James doing a count on World War Z and James having to count both human and zombie deaths god bless him lol

Great Video! *I love this film, it's a perfect balance of hilarious and horrifying*

the one time amber heard actually got "hit" by a dude, justice for johnny depp

Me: let me watch candyman so I can be ready for the kill count Sony: NO

I just realized James’ reference when he said Mike White would only be a runner up survivor. Mike White was on Survivor season 37 David Vs Goliath and came 2nd place runner up to Nick Wilson

I don’t watch these videos for the kills, I watch them because they basically make me watch a full movie in 5-15 minutes

HELL YEAH I WATCHED THIS WITH MY COUSINS I LOVED IT

James: “I have never heard of no swimming zombies” Drowneds: *am i a joke to you?*

First time I heard “Double Tap” was in Call of Duty: World at War zombies

my fav lines: time to nut up or shut up-tallahassee YOU JUST SHOT BILL MURRAY-tallahassee ITS ONLY SNO BALLS- tallahassee

"GODDAMN IT'S BILL-FUCKIN-MURRY!!!"

“Swimming zombies”, I can think of the Drowned from Minecraft or the zombies from Land if the Dead (2005).

6:35 The term double tap originally comes from shooting a gun twice in quick succession to more easily hit targets without losing too much accuracy from recoil. That one dates back to the 30's and 40's. It's used in the military to also describe bombing an enemy twice in quick succession to destroy and response to the first strike (ie: the enemy bombing them back). In more colloquial terms, the use of "double tap" to refer to shooting someone twice to make sure they are dead goes back to at least the 90's since it's used in "The Boondock Saints" from 1999 when they investigate a crime scene.

My dog stepped on a Zombie 😩

I loved this movie a lot when I first watched it and I can’t wait for the next one! Thank u dead meat your my favorite RU-vidr!

"I'm in garland Texas, and it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just garland"

I like how he only had a twinkies box has a reference to the film plus the fact that it stuck out from everything else was hilarious

I remember being terrified by the first movie when I was about eight years old. Now the movie's just funny.

it was Columbus that hit her not Johnny

“Haven’t heard of swimming zombies” Has not played Cod

"Zombieland zombies are easy to kill" That's because they're technically still alive. The mad cow disease mutated, driving people crazy and cannibalistic, but not undead.

This was the last video I watched out of quarantine and now it's the first video I'm watching in the exact same place, thanks you :)

God I love this movie

"a decade ago" excuse me while i crack my 80 year old back

I woudnt save 2 girls who stole my car 3 times in a row.

James: “These kill counts aren’t a replacement for actually watching the movies.” “Please don’t ask for a kill count til it’s available on blu ray” RU-vid comments: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”

That beautifully smooth Mike White Survivor joke was underrated gold. Thank you, James

Can we just appreciate how many blu-rays this man has.

"I ain't never heard of no swimming zombies before" As Land of the Dead established, they don't swim. They freaking walk under the water.

19:36 This one was my favorite because of how many he took down. Completely badass!

6:01 regarding today's context, I couldn't ignore it.

This is Talking Dead “In Memoriam”, but better

This is the closest thing I will ever get to a Left 4 Dead 2 movie.

6:19 Leaked footage of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp???

“Like heel turn” lollzzz Oh James, you make me smirk.

Fun fact: The zombie kill of the week was written to be a feature in the show where in every episode, a character would perform a zombie kill of the week.

When your so early it’s impossible to have finished watching yet.

i dont watch behind the scenes because alot of time they could be boring but i like how james highlights the funny/wholesome bits

2009: zombie land 2019: zombie land. Double tap 2029:

Purge Movies: I have the most kills Zombieland: Hold up, wait a minute

Imagine counting all the zombies because they're dead

I'm so glad Wild Adventures was used for this movie, it's one of my favorite amusement parks. I've actually been on a few of the rides shown in the movie! The 'wild mouse' coaster is actually one of my favorites along with the boat ride! In the actual park, the boat ride is a sphynx themed ride! There's a pyramid in the middle you can put a penny on, and because of the gravity (i think) it won't fall off as the ride goes!

Zombieland is one movie I will never ever ever get tired of. I’ve watched it SO MANY TIMES.

James: "I've never heard of swimming zombies" Drowned Zombies from Minecraft: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

“I say bring on the zombie apocalypse if it means I can get down the 405 at a decent speed” SAME, JAMES. SAME.

Double Tap may have come from World at War zombies. DLC1 Verruckt. That was the first time double tap was used in the game as a perk you can drink in game. Which came out late 2008 to early 2009. So that maybe the first but, first time seeing it used mainstream was this movie

I love how he always has props from or relating to the movie in the background

James: *has twinkies in the background* *woody Harrelson would like to know your location*

Once he said he was counting zombie deaths I finally realized that James is a masochist

this was the only movie that the cameraman isn't safe 2:07