Zombieland: Double Tap explained by an idiot 

@Dwight Miller i wanted the actual rating to see if he liked it or not!

@@richy4292 brightest banana best banana

or 17 out of 3.

Or you could just do normal way and multiply it

Yes, but how many buildings did he own on average?

That joke is gold

can somebody pls explain the reference tho

Don't mind me, I'm just here so that I can get a name for the reference

Always dose

Am dumb brain smooth please explain

Ninja go wooosh

If the Ninjas are Ninjas that's why we never saw them, and the Hawking are smart enough not to mess with a protaganist.

Well, there was one Hawking on the RV Scene

@@yellowsnowbird true

@@marvinn3433 that was a t-800

Guns were just built different back then

@@mosesracal6758 No, you can club or stab with any gun today.... and bayonets are still used. You could use a modern gun in the same way. The specific gun, a Model 1795, is tbh built a lot more like a modern gun, i.e. typical bolt action rifle, compared with earlier guns.

Yeahno, cqc, small space and spear would be okay if this was walking dead but the zombies here are tankier and faster, you're better of with a shorter slashing/blunt weapon

Not to mention those things shot golf ball size bullets

As the founding fathers intended

Peharps but I think he knew but just stating the fact she run away every 5 minutes and said "they're good at this" (attracting zombie) like she is being part of the movie while doing basically nothing so far except running away. I seen it that way if that makes sense, I dont know how to phrase it.

They were fucking miles away dude, what kind of 250m runs have you done lmao

@@Wasteman365 bruh my bad. Was watching on a tiny ass phone screen.

@The Duke Of Flem I wasn't arguing about the lack of time, but the distance haha

JUST STOP YOUR HURTING MY BRAIN

R/movie logic

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U comment on every video u see huh

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Ur everywhere

The Only Good part of the movie.

That’s the first Zombieland movie. This one is double tap...

@@lethellsing No, Double Tap has a Mid Credit scene with Bill Murray Interviewing for Garfield 3 .

@@hech-kay5060 must have missed that part then

@@lethellsing its in double tap watched a week ago

2 left asscheeks out of 92 wheelchairs

True

true two

@@darcyanddylan4987 tru 3

Awh 🥺

@@Z_Viper08 true 4

That’s because in the first movie their names are the cities/states they wanted to get to

you get a medal

@@Shadowfright_ the cities that they come from. wichita is from wichita. columbus is from columbus. etc etc

@@iliketurtles6845 no its where they're going, Columbus was going to Columbus to see his family who are deaf

@@iliketurtles6845 deaf

Yesd

Not anymore😂

And yet he's already pretty much 400k

@@thehithereman7083 he was at 30k last time I checked

@@cheeseburger3007 yeah when i subscribed yesterday he was at 300k.

If the president, the aides and the office workers were not at the White House, how do you think they left? Do you think all of them were able to get into Marine One and Two?

@@shooterqqqq you think they’d stay on the ground? They probably were evacuated by chopper.

i mean presumably when shit hit the fan the secret service took the president and got the hell out of dodge in their armoured motorcade

@@lionguardant5468also, I’d imagine those vehicles would be in some kind of motor pool area that’s locked up VERY tight when they’re not in use.

In a world where the routine is no traffic and constant vigilance

@@_hecxagon IDK man, you get spooked by a zombie and you crash, that seatbelt might save you.

@@MarkusGlesnes fair

Yeah and surely that’s in their extensive rulebook

the 1996 oldsmobile silhouette does but they aren't wearing them

sees double comment (it's actually funny) "It is..." "Acceptable"

mjm

I mean...Zombieland is a comedy, but I get your point

yea

zombieland...horror movie... error 404...

a horror movie...?

On the contrary, he makes fun movies for children seem absolutely traumatizing.

I think they were handcuffed together

I agree

Specially the f*cking hippies

@@Acemaster34 F the hippies they look like they don't bathed

@@beelzebub9972 Yeah, and you look like you don't English

@@chunkygaming8464 ok, I guess you too

its some fukin i am legend shit then

I question how the fuck those hippies survived, they should've been dead by now..it reminds me of the Hobbs and Shaw movie final battle

Dude everything this guys says is golden

Read this as he said it. Weird🤔

So after analysing over 50 of his videos, running each one through an advanced AI system programmed specifically to Identify the emotion of a reviewer, and comparing them to 20 other youtube critics, my results have come out to: I've got no F*%&ing clue.

no one knows lmao

I always make sure to get high when I watch these, you just gotta know man

Usually seems like if the first number is higher than the second. He really enjoys the movie. If it is slightly lower than the 2nd number, he enjoys the movie somewhat, and if the objects seem more mundane as well as random, he has some issues with the movie.

Well just smoke a bit (by american standards) also drink a bit (by russian standards) and you should be able to contemplate his reviews better -trust me bro

Dang right.

True

Who's pewfiepie?

@@SpecialProjectY a popular youtuber

@@SpecialProjectY well at the moment the most subscribed single person RU-vid channel.

Plus there should've been at least a few secret service and security vehicles, since I doubt they all got destroyed/stolen.

Bc Tally was their target and T800´s don´t let go of their target until it is dead.

@@babarella1374 that just fucking stupid

@@lancestewart9013 At least it was explained

@@SirCheeseEater yeah I guess

herd mentality

Plus, you could probably blow their lower legs off if you used more powerful fireworks like mines.

im holding the like button cuz of the nice number

@@plaguecrow754 LMAOOOO TY

@@ClxudXD I’m gonna ruin it 70th like boiii

@@jerrythefathedgehogwhoexpl4738 asshole

@@ClxudXD heyehehehehehe

@Cédrik Coutu they exploded in 2006 before, and they did it again

What ever happened to Skrillex?

@@jaemelancholy1684 we do not speak of him.

@@roulewave why, did he do something wrong?

@@thekiller7994 nah, this comment was made back in 2021, the year Daft Punk broke up and I’ve been fixated on the band for over 5 years (yes really) so the breakup hit me hard. The joke itself was good and I like a good reference

I’m with you

Dude... before ball does the killing, you have too make it move with gunpowder - and getting it is a real problem. Also muskets are effective when fired from long, multiple rows, due to inaccuracy and misfire rate.

@@maciekr4641 and also the fact that it fires at a rate of fire, of 3 bullets per minute

@@maciekr4641 but if you have a AR you can’t wear a jaëger uniform

Just as the founding fathers intended 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I use muskets and cannons for self defense all the time as God intended

The original zombies was way more conspiracy-filled than zombieland, it involved Nazi moon bases and most of the main characters names and personalities actually being brainwashed fabrications by Group 115.

@@redeye4516 holy shit i thought zombies was a mode to have fun on not a whole ass BOOK worth of lore

+L1ghtsGaming You know that meme about gameplay vs lore? Yeah, the original cod zombies timeline fits that like a glove. It's mindless fun with lore you wouldn't even have known without delving very deep. Put simply, two nazis who are responsible for the zombies in the first place, one awol and schizophrenic Richtofen and one angry ghost Maxis, both with several war crimes under their belts, are fighting each other for the fate of the world. Richtofen brainwashed the other three protagonists, giving them false memories and names, and uses them to sabotage Maxis's plans to destroy the world. At least, that's what I can gather, there is more.

@@redeye4516 group 935 not the element

@@redeye4516 Conspiracy? What? It's an entirely fictional game my guy

Any more is still really bad especially since they used most their recorces

You mean 46?

@@BagelBoi4000 you mean 57k ?

@@dromaludaire You mean 60.6k?

@@grawxxor2820 you mean 66.6k?... hail Satan

I subbed yesterday or the day before when he had 22k. He now has 104k.

As a person with severe allergic reactions to nuts, she would not have. Also, WHY TF DID SHE NOT CHECK ANY LABELS ON FOOD? Or at the very least learn what nuts looked like naturally so she didn’t eat them. I guess that’s why HighBoi calls her a bimbo bitch lol

It's a little something we call M O V I E S C I E N C E

​@NivuzeinaValakaze no it's called not having that big of a reaction

hes at liek 22k now

Hes at 27k now

@@brightknight5989 29!

@@dudius3743 31!

@@ImperialFister 33!

And ran away to Vietnam for protection.

Skill isssue

I thought it was obvious

Oh believe, me it happened.

Oh believe, me it happened.

Oh believe, me it happened.

@@daamazingfireman5566 WAIT I MEANT- AGHHH

BUT I DONT REMEMBER MAKING THIS SO TY FOR THAT?

He earned 100k since yesterday, he was at 400k and at the moment of this comment he has 500k

WAW

4:13

This one isnt even funny. The firsr is, but thats it

if i woud have seen this video i woud have skipped it too. Didnt and i can tell you goddammit freezer bimbo is even more anoying than he discribed her. Just watch the after credits scene and you got pretty mutch all that is good in the movie.

Gotta say, Wichita's behaviour irked me in the first movie but there was logic behind and survival. Here, I just wanted to see her get devoured alive so that I wouldn't have to witness anymore of her crappy behaviour (though it was nice karma to see that she gets abandoned by her sis after showing her how to countless times AND seeing her f*ckboy forgetting about her after she ditched him. Though the audacity of this bitch to blame him for that, especially given the note !)

They were named after the places they wanted to go. You learn this in the 1st movie

@@ixdffg3572 the place they were from I thought.

@@Tree_-wp5zn wasnt it where they wanted to go? I could be wrong- Edit: i am wrong, it is indeed places they were from

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