Zooted At The Family Dinner 

You know it’s a good story when bob’s there.

Bob is a life saver he has everything

I'm sittin here zooted watchin this. And it didn't even hit me as well how stupid it was he rang his own doorbell. When he said "fuck im off to a bad start." I'm sitting here in TEARS. 🤣

4:11 mmmm succulent mac & cheese 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Man’s have been in every situation Zooted

"I really changed my ways" Bro aint change a damn thing🤣

We love bob fr💯😂 0:43

Who's watching this in 2024 after 1 year anyone?

Saying you're tired really is the most effective answer. It matches all the symptoms basically, and it's very easy to play the part of someone who just wants sleep.

Stoned af rn while watching these just hit different

Can we all agree that bob is chain's guardian angel

Bruh watching this after my mom caught me stoned lol

This guy is the most relatable story teller in existence right now

Nothing like the classic “I’m tired” or “I have allergies” while they give you a death stare right into ur oven baked SOUL 😂😂

I find that pepper brings me down quite fast, chewing on whole peppercorns works better but ground pepper works too. I was zooted in school and I realized I had an exam so I just ate some pepper and I was sober by the time I started the exam

I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to heroin for over 16 years. Heroin addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

You know I always got your back chains, you my real homie

So relatable it's crazy. Anyone know how old Chains is? Based on the content I'd guess under 20 but dudes already a natural at comedy. Hope he keeps it going, this channel's gonna have a blow up moment soon for sure.

Grounded over a year was insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my mom was strict asl but I ain’t never got hit with the year

Took an edible last night and I felt fine waking up this morning, as soon as I clock in to work about 16 hours after taking it though, suddenly i am CONKED. Took me like half of my shift to get back to normal but before I did everything was just white noise

the only thing better than watching chains is watching chains while HIGH.

Bro is gonna have so many stories to tell his grandkids

watching this while faded and it sent me into an existential crisis

This guy is legit the first youtuber I’ve recommended to my friends like fr. Such a unique story time youtuber, doesn’t just talk about generic shit everyone else talks about and makes an entertaining video with no shit giving intact. Mad respect

Nothing better than a Chains video before bed🙏🏽

Bob has more rizz than gojo, this man is HIM

imagine if your parents saw one of ur vids

Another banger from ChainsFR himself 🙏

So I'm not the only one that just says I'm tired when I'm trying not to get caught high lmao

Man I wish I had a friend like Bob my life would be better with a guy like that

my best advice: just analyse your behavior for 2 days when your sober, so you know how to play it when your stoned af. and the im tired shit always works

2:41 why do my mans Ninye like that? 😭

Bob is the absolute legend all friend groups need

4:37 LOLLLLLLL😂😂😂😂

2:01 nah amazing world of gumball is a great show, but if you high your gonna be tripping balls

“We are off to a bad start” got me crying in the subway

We all need a dude like bob in our lives fam

Oh my days dawg i been watching for an hour and best hour of ma life g trust

Talking while high is so hard when u take a long ass time off I b stuttering n shit😂

0:37 I literally said “until I did” out loud bc I knew it was coming 🤣

Bob is a living legend bro shout out to Bob, we love Bob.

I love how your brother is just eating dinner in the background of you and your mom talking

Been here since 50 k! I appreciate the growth you deserve this king.

I suffered the borderline disorder for over 23 years. With so much anxiety Not until I came across psilocybin mushrooms treatmentPsilocybin treatment actually saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms

Who's here after Ninye called out Chainz?

Chains you can't even know how much your videos are making my days. and this one? holy shit that was you best ong. I'm glad you're slowly getting the attention you deserve. keep it up chains! wish you the best

chains has improved in video quality so well in a year

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 the floating animation, starting off bad, and “succulent” 😭😭😭😭

My man did ninye dirty there on the right 2:41

Damn, actually did my boy ninye dirty on this one 💀 2:40

Does anyone notice this small animation mistake, look at chains brother and he doesn't have a mouth 5:37.

Bro I always watch these videos when I’m baked to perfection 😂😂😂😂 everyone following chains if you bored asf at work just pop one of these vids on and the time flies by

Bro you got called out by Ninye :o Whatcha gon do bout it

did ninye dirty😭

I love ur stories I genuinely laugh everytime

You have to keep posting I love these it’s so true in high school and middle school

we all need a boy like bob

Ninye and chains boutta become some nemesis’s or some absolute bros..

Ayo chains is the GOAT! fr bro

Watching these on my tolerance break Imao

Justice for my boi ninye

Im high beyond belief, levels that shouldnt be allowed, and i gotta say, im so so thankful for you and this video right now, you gave me one of my best highs ever hahahahaha

Saying you're tired is the most goated response. Always works

Bob is a life saver he has everything. Can we all agree that bob is chain's guardian angel.

When you get so high that you can feel the smoke that you caughed from in your chest. That’s the smoke that got you high

The weed stickmen are beefing

5:43 rip chains big bro

bro hearing these stories really makes me realize that my family would ever realize that I'd be drunk or high because I already act weird as shit! 😈

You got called out my g

Chains hiding ninye from us 👀👀👀 2:41

Watching your videos is the best thing I can do while high

I lost it at the term "smooth criminal" I use that term whenever I get away with it without anyone noticing so hearing you use it too was so relatable lmao

chains we saw the ninye vid g

Oh... I've got this beat by a mile. When I was 15 I had to drive my parents around while tripping on LSD. Earlier that week, I had bought a single tab that I was going to take the coming up weekend since my parents were planning on going out of town. So that Friday after I got off work, I raced home to take a shower and get ready for the big weekend. I was super excited to start partying, and I decided to take the hit while I was showering so I would be nice and blasted soon after finishing. My parents had told me a few days earlier they would be leaving town right after work, so everything would be cool because they would be gone by the time I got out of the shower. That was a mistake. I come out of the bathroom and my parents are still there just watching tv in the living room. So I casually asked them when they would be leaving on their trip and they told me something had come up and they were staying in town. But the worst was yet to come... they then tell me they are low on a few things like milk and other shit and that they want me to drive them to the fucking grocery store!! I feebly made some excuse for why I couldn't take them but my dad was having none of it. I shit you not... literally as soon as we pull out of the driveway the LSD starts kicking in. I'm fucking panicking yet I know I can't lose my shit because now I'm driving them around blasted out my mind like a dumbass. My saving grace was I was quite the smoker by that point and could hold my own. So we finally get to the grocery store after what seems like an eternity and luckily my parents tell me to just stay in the car because they won't be that long. So I decide to listen to some music while waiting for them. Back in the day, I used to have this big ass carrying case that could hold 60 cassette tapes, and I would carry that thing everywhere with me. I browse through all my favorites and then decide hey some Pink Floyd would be awesome right now. And not just any Pink Floyd album will do... it has to be Ummagumma. At this point, I'm so fucking high that I simply stop caring and throw caution to the wind. Anybody who has ever tripped before knows what I mean... in the first couple hours you just get higher and higher. It is like there is no cap on how high you get during that period. I get lost in the music. I'm so far removed from the everyday world that I don't realize how long my parents have been in the grocery store, and I'm just getting even more blasted as the time passes. They had decided to just go ahead and buy groceries instead of getting the few items we were low on, and I was so fucked up by that time that I just lost track of time. Every song that passes I get more and more lost in my own little world... Astronomy Domine, Careful With That Axe Eugene, Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun... I'm just in this magical land filled with the most mind melting sounds ever. To anyone who has never heard Pink Floyd's Ummagumma... get baked and listen to it. Suddenly, I hear the car trunk opening and realize my parents are loading the groceries, and its instant terror because I suddenly become cognizant of just how blasted I really am. My mom gets in the back seat and my father in the front passenger seat. I start up the car and start pulling away and now realize just how fucked up I am. I panic for a moment but there is nothing I can do but buckle down and drive. My vision is swirling like I'm looking through rippling water, its night now and all the car headlights are trailing hard. Out of the corner of my eye, I see my father leaning over and glaring straight at me with a furious look on his face. I meekly turn my head to him to ask what is wrong and realize he isn't looking at me at all but instead staring dead ahead at the road. I'm flippin out... I'm so fucked up now I can barely keep from bursting out into hysterical laughter for no reason. Everything suddenly becomes funny and I muster all my willpower to hold back the chuckles. I let one slip and my mother asks what's so funny... I tell her I remembered a joke my best friend had told me at school earlier that day. She of course asks to hear the joke... and I of course can't remember one. I sit in silence for what felt like minutes racking my brain until finally blurting out "what did the mathematician do when he became constipated?" What my mother asks. "He worked it out with a pencil" I excitedly exclaimed and erupted into laughter. That saved my ass... it gave me the excuse to sit there laughing for no reason and luckily for me it cracked them up too. Suddenly my father looks earnestly at me for real this time and says in a very confused voice "what in the world are you listening to son?" Then in horror I realize Ummagumma is still playing... and Several Species Of Small Furry Animals has just come on. To the average person, that song would seem like pure nonsense. It's definitely not what my parents would consider music, and in that instant I felt like kicking myself because that one mistake was about to make everything unravel. I mumbled some lame excuse that my musician friend had insisted I borrow the tape and try learning how to play one of the other songs on guitar. I said he told me it was important because the song contained some specific principles in music theory that he was currently teaching me. Nevertheless, my father sat there for a while just looking at me questioningly before finally turning the volume down and saying well that's enough of that racket. The rest of the ride home was tense... for me anyway, and I tried my best to keep all conversation short and simple or avoid talk all together. When we finally arrived back home, I experienced the most profound sense of relief that I have ever felt in my life. It was as if I had been holding my breath that entire time and could finally exhale. As soon as we entered the house, I made a beeline to my room. A little later, one of my friends called and asked if I wanted to hang out... you can imagine my response. I had never been happier to see my friends as that night when they pulled into the driveway, and after driving away and chatting for a while, I told them what had happened. My buddies were in pure disbelief... they were dumbfounded that I had successfully driven my parents around while tripping balls without them detecting that I was high as a kite. And while recounting the story, I realized just how incredible the feat I had performed really was. That was 3 decades ago and I still love telling that story from time to time, and one day when the time is right and they are quite old, I will tell my parents too.

These videos are just to good 😂 Getting baked and making up the most dumbest shit up it hilarious😂

these videos always make me so happy

called out man

Bob is a W friend all friend groups need him 😂😂

thank you for this masterpiece it makes me very happy

you made my night bro Thx

2:40 check the second video in feed

Whats your beef with Ninye?

I once gave my sister one of my pot brownies and she got zooted af, but my parents thought she was just tired :D works like a charm

4:17 jack hancock

Bob is a such a fucking trooper we all need one on standby everyday of the week

Chains we saw the ninye video bro

3:57 this got me into the floor💀

yooooo you just hit 2mil thanks for making me laugh and keep making funny content

Im here for the weed stickmen beef

Love these videos man😂 I smoke every day and the different stories you got while being high is hella relatable and funny😭💯 keep going man💪🏾

chains is just so funny he makes my day especially bob

you did Ninye dirty box him or apologize😵

SLOW DOWN VIDEO TO LOWEST AND GO TO 2:40-2:41 WHY YOU DO MY BRO NYNE LIKE DAT GANG

this used to be me every day, so after some time i got really high tolerance levels and it got normal. btw love the story

When he sed twister it had me cracking tf up 😂

Nah that is so true when he said "you use 107% of your brain while high"

3:01 had me dead asf, so relatable

Bro I’ve quiet literally watched so many and I’m so stoned rn haha

Literally had to go through this tonight. Your and mine stories are pretty similar.

bro ninye called you out