I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Vape. The best teams have Xiangling. I want to play Bennett, Kazuha - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I pull on Standard for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this off-fielder ass passive" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Hu Tao and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to... I don't know, I have no problems, the point is: I can deal more damage with Staff of Homa." I can't pull Staff of Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Guoba. She says "Nice and spicy." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 69% of Hu Taos Vape's team damage. What a cruel world.
Wow. Truly wow. After watching this video to the end, I can confirm that my outlook on life has been altered positively. One could say that the benefits to be reaped from a birdy brid video are limitless. Infinite. Immeasurable. When one thinks of a birdy brid video, unquantifiable amounts of knowledge and philosophy surges through ones mind, as they are reminded from the precious lessons they learnt from these videos, gifted to us unconditionally. It's almost as if God himself bestowed these videos upon us, each compilation exponentially increasing in terms of quality. Every edit, every second, every noise Zy0x makes, never fails to disappoint. The day birdy brid stops uploading is the day I no longer wish for the world to exist. If these condensed stream videos are no longer being put out then the world should be put out.
Honestly Zyox is really good at the content creator game, like his youtube channel is very good for youtube audience(informative, funny) and his twitch is good for twitch audience(loud=funny). Idk if that makes sense🤔
omfg I don't have Jingliu and never watched her trailer because I wasn't interested. I didn't even do the story quest with her and Yanqing yet, but holy shit why does she sound like that? It doesn't fit her at all, like wtf? Anyway, zy0x is the best background noise for anything lmao thanks for these clips birdy brid.
