WARMTH IS FOR WEAKNESS

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Cloud storage

Why does she have a air pod😂

we someone tries very hard to be sassy but just sounds like hypocrite....

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It’s confirmed that they lived in a world of Matrix.

All she has to do is enhapiffy him

Ah yes similar to my character in BG3 who is carrying several heavy armour sets, about 14 crossbows, 11 potions of healing and about 300 different scrolls, trick arrows, elixirs, potions, and a bag of human hands for… quest purposes.

Britain is lucky to have the monarchy ❤️

Mary Poppins got nothin' on Aloy!

That is why i wished they did more with the focus. Interdimensional digital storage. Digitizes objects via nanobots and remakes them once you pull it out. The menu system is all the focus, none of that tribal stuff

How did you make a video record of your sim?

She got that deep pocket. 😉

"Oh, a feeling? You mean you finally had one?"

To be fair, she was born from a super computing A.I. that was built into multiple mountains. Superman strength and doctor who power.

SO REALISTIC

Its weird how your other videos have thousands of views and hundreds of comment yet this video only has 230 views and 1 comment

HOHIIIIIIII

Alva is so annoying

I thought you would put her model on the animation of a horse that would've been better

*SMOOSH* Cloud: 😳 Sephiroth: 😏

my g/f Aloy is right

And then he crushed her like an egg and her Astral form rose from the Lifestream and suffocated him to Death.

Very true now

I had a 7 second ad for this video.

Let's say the machine carried it..

Oh no, she pretty.

to put a long story short I shoved a whole slaughterspine carcass up my a

Cuuute!

Morgana?

She's so cute. I hope nobody ever stabs her with an oversized sword.

Sylens still holds the baddest line tho "a dead woman and a machine"

oh god i've seen too many... crossovers between horses and anime women to like where this is going...

Nothing compared to Steve who can cary literal blackholes in his inventory

L.O.L.!!!!! Bag of holding ;)

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I think that underneath that arrogant mask that Sylens wears is someone who uses it as a defense. Or really he is a person devoid of good feelings. What do you guys think??

At least he died with it.

brain trauma

when people say women's pockets cant keep even the phone: Aloy: am i a joke to you

Now this, here is the reason aloy is one of the bois cuz only man got pocket as deep as mariana trench.

Yes.

You know that ssssssspecial part of ussssss that makessssssss usssssss warm, kind, welcoming?

“They’re so alien, they don’t act like real people! The voice acting is terrible!” - 🤓

She just nods and accepts it as unquestionable, universal truth, as natural as the law of physics LMAO

throughout forbidden west i just kept thinking 'girl you got outplayed you don't have to be so salty about it'

This is honestly the best part of the game I love aloy so much lol 😂

Don't mind me just putting this Thunderjaw tail in my pocket for later use 😄

Aloy: can pocket multiple machine components larger than she is. Also Aloy: can't pocket a heavy weapon that's only a fraction her size.