At first I thought item asylum made this song but I was wrong…

I can't poison Chaled Istom

“This video contains content from Nintendo, who has blocked it on copyright grounds” It fits cuz Nintendo is strict on youtube and the country we’re from in the game is also strict.

What goes through my head when walking through customs:

This music makes me want to live in an authoritarian country.

Hey... Listen... 0:25 loose cargo (memento) 2:33 loose cargo (memento inside) 4:41 a bitter cold (memento) 6:49 a bitter cold (memento inside) 8:58 murder (memento) 11:06 murder (memento inside) 13:14 calling (memento)

Airport security simulator

This theme fits well with the brutalist architecture.

This theme is fire 🔥

Inspecter: "Your appearance has changed." Dude: "I just went to the barbar." *Discrepancy Detected*

Notice how the logo keeps moving synced to the beat

Like @Ignites_3752 said, 11 years later and still sounds wonderful

Kolechian: Hi :) Inspector: *Points gun

No kolechia only ARSTOTZKA

01:10 sounds like "The Valkyrie"

It sounds Militaryish.

Glory to the new Arstotzka

The og "thats not my neighbor"

EZIC: "Why am I hearing boss music?"

2. End. -10

ONLY ARSTOTZKA

Were scanning people from Kolechia with this one! 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

Gloria tho artrozka

Passaport please

Roses are red From Afghan to Iraq The day was cut short by terrorist attack

Every woman, child and man from Arasia is banned Glory to.. Glory to artstozka!

It's always the moment I XRAY someone with valid information, I find bombs, drugs and weapons.

Return of the Obra Dinn DLC please

Well this game just showed me that I truly hate commies.

"I will find this entry thing and come back" -Jorji

Still better than Ordeenstat Burgund

crazy

I may play it, if I ever find out what the heck a Playdate is.

Internet in 99-00s: a great and mod-free place for everyone! Internet in 20s:

I use this song under the shower so I can focus more and exit faster to just hear it again for the past hours

Swagistan

Impor citizens before vs after sanctions:

Total mutant annihilation

Glory.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Слава Арстоцке!!!!!

Entering a new country when rich: "Hi, we're so happy to have you here. Let us carry your luggage for you. You should try visiting the following tourist spots. Enjoy your stay!" Entering a new country when broke: This starts playing.

Слава Арстоцке!

*jumps over a gate* Ivan stole your heart (not metaphorically)

When your dad helps you with homework:

ticket is not sufficent anymore bullshit i spent a good money for this

Glory To Arstotzka

fun fact: you can't have an ad when you start the video, even in a loop, glory to the Arstotzka

The entire title screen sliding up in tempo to the music is genuinely one of the toughest title sequences ever made

so this is why the diner by billie eilish sounded familiar