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@2terryh
@2terryh 20 дней назад
“The Twitters”. 😂
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 Год назад
One-liners are underated. Pure economy of story-telling.
@AdzSONLINE
@AdzSONLINE Год назад
“The twitters”
@gregofthedump
@gregofthedump Год назад
I once saw a sack of spuds fall on Tim Vine. He was incapaci-tatoed.
@ElvisPresley4Hire
@ElvisPresley4Hire Год назад
The interviewer says too much.
@pressureworks
@pressureworks Год назад
Tim Vine Rules OK!
@markpx
@markpx 2 года назад
I'd love to see a Tim Vine Masterclass.
@666t
@666t 2 года назад
I'm selling raffle tickets for £1 each or 3 for £5
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 2 года назад
51% of the joke is the PRESENTATION.. and Tim's is the best I've seen.
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад
angry vine leaves greek restaurant :)
@JohnSmith-uc4ku
@JohnSmith-uc4ku 2 года назад
Brilliantly executed tim
@jamming8519
@jamming8519 2 года назад
wow, they're talking about joking while the sliding marque is saying how many people were killed in Manila?
@johnp515
@johnp515 11 месяцев назад
This is how it works: They have news of all kinds, including light relief but at the same time they have the daily headlines continuously on the “Sliding marque” as you call it for people who have just switched on and want to quickly catch up on the daily news.
@racefaceec90
@racefaceec90 2 года назад
for anyone who may not know tim does some great columbo impressions on his yt channel.
@joysynmonds9082
@joysynmonds9082 2 года назад
Can never take Maitlis!seriously after the P A interrogation! Absolutely terrible Who the hell is she to judge!
@garyplatt1938
@garyplatt1938 2 года назад
Im totally deaf and i never thought id hear myself say that
@potterpotty01
@potterpotty01 2 года назад
can't believe the things bbc news is covering, in this comedy bit, read the ticker underneath!
@emjackson2289
@emjackson2289 3 года назад
Metro newspaper on the day the Edinburgh jokes come out is the only day on public transport you hear laughter at half-7 in the morning
@UNAI.EMERY.
@UNAI.EMERY. 3 года назад
Those fake laughs are cringe
@skar5541
@skar5541 3 года назад
These news presenters are cringe.
@alisonmcveigh3571
@alisonmcveigh3571 3 года назад
Exit signs - they're on the way out
@serisak
@serisak 3 года назад
I went to the bank to apply for a loan. They told me to climb into a bag and wait on the curb. I was refused.
@grahamharrison3730
@grahamharrison3730 3 года назад
Nicholas Cage has let himself go.
@davidmichael3189
@davidmichael3189 3 года назад
Tim Vine is simply the best.
@PB72UK
@PB72UK 3 года назад
Tim is a true comedy genius, you only have to watch not going out before he left the show and then watch it now without him... It's still ok, but it was brilliant when Tim was in the show... Biggest compliment I can give the fellow... Alarm Bells 😆
@TheRockstarnumber1
@TheRockstarnumber1 4 года назад
My local police chief does a talk on heroin. So you cant understand any of it.
@alexbowman7582
@alexbowman7582 4 года назад
I had a strange dream last night my eyes didn’t move rapidly.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 4 года назад
Am I the only one bitterly disappointed that the backdrop is just a printed sheet of paper rather than a digital screen?
@Rugmunchersauce3
@Rugmunchersauce3 2 года назад
Yes.
@annabella.b.9547
@annabella.b.9547 4 года назад
Same here bacton beach have video x
@jamesmcmullen419
@jamesmcmullen419 4 года назад
Oh my, not funny at all.
@Zoroaster1996
@Zoroaster1996 4 года назад
My favourite Tim Vine joke: 'So a bloke came up to me, enquiring about my availability for running a Sheffield football team next week. I said: 'I can't manage Wednesday''.
@petyrbaelish1718
@petyrbaelish1718 2 года назад
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is an alphabet grenade. If this goes off, it could spell 'disaster'".
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад
angry vine leaves greek restaurant
@SpicyJohn69
@SpicyJohn69 4 года назад
"What do you think of the Chinese Dynasty?" "Same as the American Dynasty, I just couldn't understand the subtitles"
@markmiller6402
@markmiller6402 4 года назад
My grandad was tortured by the Japanese during the war, they cut his tongue out. He never spoke about it.
@casualgamers6020
@casualgamers6020 4 года назад
genius unparalleled
@jackdog06
@jackdog06 4 года назад
Reporter: “It is funny [Tim: that’s a relief] when we were trying to book you”
@donnyrover1
@donnyrover1 4 года назад
How do you make a bad joke a good joketiming !?
@skedtm
@skedtm 4 года назад
"Someone left some playdough in my room the other day." "I didn't know what to make of it."
@tonylawlor8833
@tonylawlor8833 4 года назад
He is just a funny guy, I laugh just listening to him talk.
@roberthyatt393
@roberthyatt393 4 года назад
rearly a funny man Brill .
@ronnicholson153
@ronnicholson153 4 года назад
I’ve just gone deaf. I never thought I’d hear myself say that.
@ajrwilde14
@ajrwilde14 4 года назад
mmm he's kind of sexy here
@ajrwilde14
@ajrwilde14 4 года назад
I love his joke: 'Millets - you know it makes tents'
@sohankalirai8769
@sohankalirai8769 5 лет назад
Look at the breaking news reel
@samcoek9800
@samcoek9800 5 лет назад
I love the rolling text at the bottom is about 6 tourists being killed whilst Tim jokes about velcro
@emjackson2289
@emjackson2289 3 года назад
Flights OK but the resort was murder
@911928944
@911928944 5 лет назад
"I'm not doing anything new here" many a true word is said in jest
@thevan3293
@thevan3293 6 лет назад
A skeleton walks in to a bar and says to the barman 'can I have a pint of Beer, and a Mop please'!
@Jake-vy2bh
@Jake-vy2bh 6 лет назад
Tim is the best - "I sold my hoover - well it was just collecting dust!"
@thevan3293
@thevan3293 6 лет назад
'Vacuum Cleaner' Sorry mate, Just Thought I'd Clear That Up. Boom boom!
@zacherelmackerel5832
@zacherelmackerel5832 4 года назад
He then got another one but he threw it away too. Why? It sucked
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад
@@thevan3293 clean that up. gawd.
@omq_sniperrainbowreeses5033
@omq_sniperrainbowreeses5033 6 лет назад
I went to an oap shoemakers convention,,,what a load of old cobblers😂
@archieenry1601
@archieenry1601 6 лет назад
Back when the news wasn't just depressing, only 80% depressing
@bumpin9086
@bumpin9086 6 лет назад
BNAG - that’s bang out of order
@pippo-1073
@pippo-1073 4 года назад
BUMPIN' now that’s the best joke.
@awahpahpow7735
@awahpahpow7735 4 года назад
Yes 2 years later.... as an American I really love British linguistics, and watching Tim Vine perform his jokes is such a lesson in British humor and language. He's just fantastic to watch.
@jimsicle
@jimsicle 2 года назад
D E S S E M That's messed up!
@sabbathslaves
@sabbathslaves 6 лет назад
Good guy