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Tim Vine wins funniest joke of 2010 Edinburgh Fringe 

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Tim Vine has won a prize for the funniest joke of this year's Edinburgh Fringe. The comedian, who won the Perrier newcomer award in 1995, was presented with his latest prize by the digital TV channel Dave. He told the BBC his winning joke - and a couple more of his one-liners:

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23 авг 2010

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Комментарии : 103   
@Jake-vy2bh
@Jake-vy2bh 5 лет назад
Tim is the best - "I sold my hoover - well it was just collecting dust!"
@thevan3293
@thevan3293 5 лет назад
'Vacuum Cleaner' Sorry mate, Just Thought I'd Clear That Up. Boom boom!
@zacherelmackerel5832
@zacherelmackerel5832 4 года назад
He then got another one but he threw it away too. Why? It sucked
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад
@@thevan3293 clean that up. gawd.
@bumpin9086
@bumpin9086 6 лет назад
BNAG - that’s bang out of order
@pippo-1073
@pippo-1073 4 года назад
BUMPIN' now that’s the best joke.
@awahpahpow7735
@awahpahpow7735 4 года назад
Yes 2 years later.... as an American I really love British linguistics, and watching Tim Vine perform his jokes is such a lesson in British humor and language. He's just fantastic to watch.
@jimsicle
@jimsicle 2 года назад
D E S S E M That's messed up!
@samcoek9800
@samcoek9800 5 лет назад
I love the rolling text at the bottom is about 6 tourists being killed whilst Tim jokes about velcro
@emjackson2289
@emjackson2289 2 года назад
Flights OK but the resort was murder
@MrDaiseymay
@MrDaiseymay 6 лет назад
HE'S SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, NO FILTH OR INNUENDO, HE IS IDEAL FOR ALL AGES, INCLUDING KIDS.
@kotezstudio
@kotezstudio 6 лет назад
in your endo
@dhalsim-1
@dhalsim-1 6 лет назад
Philip Croft I deal for all ages - family casino.
@the0crowd258
@the0crowd258 5 лет назад
Why are you yelling?
@robmarrin6720
@robmarrin6720 3 года назад
@@the0crowd258 just wants to be heard it's ok really, 😂👍
@archieenry1601
@archieenry1601 6 лет назад
Back when the news wasn't just depressing, only 80% depressing
@PaulBrownclk-me
@PaulBrownclk-me 3 года назад
Tim is a true comedy genius, you only have to watch not going out before he left the show and then watch it now without him... It's still ok, but it was brilliant when Tim was in the show... Biggest compliment I can give the fellow... Alarm Bells 😆
@jackdog06
@jackdog06 4 года назад
Reporter: “It is funny [Tim: that’s a relief] when we were trying to book you”
@Zoroaster1996
@Zoroaster1996 4 года назад
My favourite Tim Vine joke: 'So a bloke came up to me, enquiring about my availability for running a Sheffield football team next week. I said: 'I can't manage Wednesday''.
@petyrbaelish1718
@petyrbaelish1718 2 года назад
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is an alphabet grenade. If this goes off, it could spell 'disaster'".
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад
angry vine leaves greek restaurant
@tonylawlor8833
@tonylawlor8833 4 года назад
He is just a funny guy, I laugh just listening to him talk.
@omq_sniperrainbowreeses5033
@omq_sniperrainbowreeses5033 6 лет назад
I went to an oap shoemakers convention,,,what a load of old cobblers😂
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 2 года назад
51% of the joke is the PRESENTATION.. and Tim's is the best I've seen.
@littlemissjaded12345
@littlemissjaded12345 13 лет назад
Time : "I went to Sooty's BBQ and had a Sweep Stake." Hahahah!! Classic!
@PatrickRyan147
@PatrickRyan147 4 года назад
I know you made this comment nine years ago but you spelt 'steak' wrong.. Grammar Nazi ~ No spelling mistake is too old to correct. I will have perfection in my YT comments section..
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 Год назад
One-liners are underated. Pure economy of story-telling.
@ajrwilde14
@ajrwilde14 4 года назад
I love his joke: 'Millets - you know it makes tents'
@VinnieAndZach
@VinnieAndZach 14 лет назад
I think Tim must have invented window sills, because he is a total ledge.
@rizvaldo7209
@rizvaldo7209 3 года назад
Nice.
@pee20pee
@pee20pee Год назад
Boom 😂
@davidmichael3189
@davidmichael3189 3 года назад
Tim Vine is simply the best.
@emjackson2289
@emjackson2289 2 года назад
Metro newspaper on the day the Edinburgh jokes come out is the only day on public transport you hear laughter at half-7 in the morning
@goshootyaself5
@goshootyaself5 10 лет назад
The twitters
@markpx
@markpx Год назад
I'd love to see a Tim Vine Masterclass.
@TheRockstarnumber1
@TheRockstarnumber1 3 года назад
My local police chief does a talk on heroin. So you cant understand any of it.
@JohnSmith-uc4ku
@JohnSmith-uc4ku 2 года назад
Brilliantly executed tim
@neddington
@neddington 13 лет назад
I think the news roll about us getting the world cup is just as funny
@garyplatt1938
@garyplatt1938 2 года назад
Im totally deaf and i never thought id hear myself say that
@Shmiguelly
@Shmiguelly 11 лет назад
The news story was about him winning an award. Not an advertisement for his show.
@markmiller6402
@markmiller6402 4 года назад
My grandad was tortured by the Japanese during the war, they cut his tongue out. He never spoke about it.
@supadapag1
@supadapag1 12 лет назад
What I love about rolling news is that they're covering a funny story at the same time as something serious, check out the scrolling news at 4.30. fits right in.
@casualgamers6020
@casualgamers6020 4 года назад
genius unparalleled
@usblueflyer
@usblueflyer 13 лет назад
LOVE Tim Vine! Wish he'd come to the U.S.!! Although, I don't think he'd be appreciated!
@skedtm
@skedtm 4 года назад
"Someone left some playdough in my room the other day." "I didn't know what to make of it."
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 3 года назад
Am I the only one bitterly disappointed that the backdrop is just a printed sheet of paper rather than a digital screen?
@cannotfindmyshoes3
@cannotfindmyshoes3 Год назад
Yes.
@sabbathslaves
@sabbathslaves 6 лет назад
Good guy
@AdzSONLINE
@AdzSONLINE Год назад
“The twitters”
@gregofthedump
@gregofthedump Год назад
I once saw a sack of spuds fall on Tim Vine. He was incapaci-tatoed.
@aaronbetesta4136
@aaronbetesta4136 10 лет назад
1:41....tears
@potterpotty01
@potterpotty01 2 года назад
can't believe the things bbc news is covering, in this comedy bit, read the ticker underneath!
@racefaceec90
@racefaceec90 2 года назад
for anyone who may not know tim does some great columbo impressions on his yt channel.
@alisonmcveigh3571
@alisonmcveigh3571 3 года назад
Exit signs - they're on the way out
@ronnicholson153
@ronnicholson153 4 года назад
I’ve just gone deaf. I never thought I’d hear myself say that.
@fuzzface100
@fuzzface100 13 лет назад
Velcro - what a rip off...
@donnyrover1
@donnyrover1 4 года назад
How do you make a bad joke a good joketiming !?
@rreemer
@rreemer 6 лет назад
In that case it was the number of votes!!!
@JC-om6vk
@JC-om6vk 4 года назад
"What do you think of the Chinese Dynasty?" "Same as the American Dynasty, I just couldn't understand the subtitles"
@MrGreveson
@MrGreveson 12 лет назад
I wanted to hear Simon's joke.
@pressureworks
@pressureworks Год назад
Tim Vine Rules OK!
@melodyworks
@melodyworks 14 лет назад
Hilarious!
@nothinmusic
@nothinmusic 12 лет назад
At 0:08 it sounds like someone dubbed over the word "dicks" in the middle of her sentence lol. "Guiness Book Of Records for the most DICKS told in an hour..."
@0wls2k
@0wls2k 14 лет назад
This coffee's hot
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas 2 года назад
angry vine leaves greek restaurant :)
@alexbowman7582
@alexbowman7582 3 года назад
I had a strange dream last night my eyes didn’t move rapidly.
@sohankalirai8769
@sohankalirai8769 5 лет назад
Look at the breaking news reel
@911928944
@911928944 5 лет назад
"I'm not doing anything new here" many a true word is said in jest
@grahamharrison3730
@grahamharrison3730 3 года назад
Nicholas Cage has let himself go.
@serisak
@serisak 3 года назад
I went to the bank to apply for a loan. They told me to climb into a bag and wait on the curb. I was refused.
@MartinWillett
@MartinWillett 13 лет назад
@TheNoonwah You don't understand the difference between the funniest joke, the funniest act and a worthwhile act. We get that. Stupidity is a personal handicap, please don't make it a public tragedy. You don't think Tim Vine is funny. We get that. We don't agree and we don't care. Why are you making this about you? Nobody cares who you are or why you think your opinion matters to anybody. Get over yourself Mr The.
@jamming8519
@jamming8519 2 года назад
wow, they're talking about joking while the sliding marque is saying how many people were killed in Manila?
@johnp515
@johnp515 10 месяцев назад
This is how it works: They have news of all kinds, including light relief but at the same time they have the daily headlines continuously on the “Sliding marque” as you call it for people who have just switched on and want to quickly catch up on the daily news.
@yousurfer2
@yousurfer2 13 лет назад
you know what's like when you open an oven..
@TheTomhamilton8
@TheTomhamilton8 12 лет назад
funny
@thevan3293
@thevan3293 5 лет назад
A skeleton walks in to a bar and says to the barman 'can I have a pint of Beer, and a Mop please'!
@roberthyatt393
@roberthyatt393 4 года назад
rearly a funny man Brill .
@Sophageddon
@Sophageddon 13 лет назад
@0wls2k lmao
@crazypianolady
@crazypianolady 12 лет назад
@lSaif I preferred him in Not Going Out with Lee Mack cos his jokes fit in to place and seem relevant. I think his stand up gets a bit tiring with all his one-liners cos there's only so many links you can use like 'I said to X the other day...' or 'I was walking down the street...'
@ewanmcfadyen
@ewanmcfadyen 12 лет назад
This video is dubbed worse than the Chinese Dynasty
@suncured
@suncured 13 лет назад
@TheNoonwah Well, you obviously have no sense of humour.
@a1024s
@a1024s 13 лет назад
This video is like the Bismarck- badly synced.
@AnonymousGlasgow
@AnonymousGlasgow 11 лет назад
This is what passes for news at the bbc who claim they do not advertise.
@ElvisPresley4Hire
@ElvisPresley4Hire Год назад
The interviewer says too much.
@joysynmonds9082
@joysynmonds9082 2 года назад
Can never take Maitlis!seriously after the P A interrogation! Absolutely terrible Who the hell is she to judge!
@skar5541
@skar5541 3 года назад
These news presenters are cringe.
@UNAI.EMERY.
@UNAI.EMERY. 2 года назад
Those fake laughs are cringe
@jackbullough9825
@jackbullough9825 13 лет назад
499 and still not that funny
@lSaif
@lSaif 12 лет назад
I did not really find it too funny.... Most jokes on Mock of the week are funnier... =S
@jamesmcmullen419
@jamesmcmullen419 4 года назад
Oh my, not funny at all.
@folkfingerstylefreddy2154
@folkfingerstylefreddy2154 6 лет назад
Seriously if that was the best joke, I’d hate to hear the others! Rubbish
@stoolpigeon4285
@stoolpigeon4285 5 лет назад
I'd hate to go and see Tim live, and find you there, ruining it for everyone with your dreadful personality
@O-ri-ire
@O-ri-ire 12 лет назад
not funny at all
@user-ur7jjfkjdj
@user-ur7jjfkjdj Год назад
Thought you has to be funny to win this
@johnp515
@johnp515 10 месяцев назад
It is funny for literate people