“What if didn’t run? What if I wasn’t a coward? What if I wanted them to catch me? What if I wanted them to KiII me? What if I wanted them to try?” -Markiplier in one of his freaking 3 Games videos
You can probably get at least twice as many out of it by italicising more than one word per sentence. IE " *I* never *said* we should kill him " -- Whoever you think said to kill him wasn't me, though to be fair I was thinking the same thing.
Imagine a vampire who is really poor and is basicly robbing banks for money. "Put all the money in this bag, and put any spare blood you might have on your person in this bag."
I am surprised none of these came out of discworld. Because there you have vampires who like garlic, vampires who have sworn off blood, and even a vampire who is maried and who's wife is constantly pretending to be a vampire.
It has also been pointed out that the sundial is the most complicated time piece and the hour glass is the simplest, at least in terms of what you need to know to read it.
OK, but how about non-Discworld books? For example, the one that is about a guy and a Tibetan motorcycle repairman reincarnated as AI, travelling through parallel worlds to find a cause of some humanoids migration?
I will be adopting this video, because while I know this is about the USAmericans, the other Americas are also like that. More colorful, friendly, diverse, casual. So, even though I usually dislike USAmericans saying "americans" referring only to themselves, this time I will ignore it and act like they were talking about the Americas in general XD And yeah, I live in Italy and I can confirm. People are so cold here... I come from a country in which strangers will greet each other with a kiss on the cheek, while here you're lucky if they smile while coldly shaking your hand. And god, the food. You can like italian food all you want, but 70% of it is the same ingredients built in a different way. South America? My guy, we have food from all over the world. Our cultural food consists of indigenous food, african, asian, arabic, european, indian (yeh yeh african is too broad of a category, but you get what I mean), every single place left a bit of their culture in our culture
37:27 this reminds me of when I was in the Netherlands with my mom and my sister, and they both took an edible and couldn't find the door to our hotel room lmao I was standing there, completely lucid, trying so hard to not burst laughing because it was like 3am. The corridor would loop, so they kept going round and round and started laughing "what the fuck is happening, how do I keep getting back here? Am I just imagining I'm walking?" They somehow forgot the corridor went around lmao I had to guide them to the door, and on her way to ender the room my mom tripped (on god knows what, there was nothing on the floor), fell, and grabbed my sister for support, resulting in both falling XD
I work with small children, and they've seen me get excited for rescue heroes, that i will sometimes sit on the floor with them, when there's no other work that needs to be done, and watch rescue heroes the movie with them. I had one boy start crying because he thought Billy Blazes was dying- but I had to comfort him and tell him, in little kid terms, that he wasn't dying. "Billy is just very very sick, and his friends had to get the medicine for Billy off the volcano." (Even though Billy was in a coma.)
