I remember looking at the map a couple of months ago and saw a tiny dot waaaay off the coast of South Africa. I ended up looking around trying to find a landmass on Google maps and it turns out there's a research station on some remote island. The island's called Bouvet Island.
GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST SHITE ON THE TV PLANET...OH WAIT I HAVE A CALLING...I GOTTA TAKE A SHITE...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HONESTLY THE MOST CONTRIVED NONSENE EVER.