Welp, im today years old when i realized that's Stephen Merchant.

I wish one day I will be able to buy an AI for my personal usage with that sarcasm level

14:28 It seems that you are using this translation tool incorrectly. Please check the manual.

3:37 hey that's not Wheatley!

Im here waiting patiently for the next portal game

If she was real and as a potato she would be frIos in minutes

I need her

You stabbed me! What is wrong with- woooooaaaaaaahhh

Portal one and two have some of the snappiest writing in any video game. I really want valve to come back with more titles because really no other studio that can deliver this type of experience.

Awesome Video.

The whole “that jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid” bit is one of my favorite quotes from the whole game and has been my tumblr bio since probably 2012

Lemme guess... the Prima Donna Turret is conducting?

Fun fact: Wheatley was meant to be in portal 1 as well but they couldn’t cast him because they left all the messages with a little manc twonk and no one got back to them

“Two VERY special people are waiting for you in that room…” *TTOOOOOOTTTT!* “Surprise!…” “The parents you are trying to reach… Do not love you.”

I love how GLaDOS is a insane murderous robot with someones mind uploaded into her but she isnt rude enough to say that Chell is overweight infront of her

GODDAMNIT i just realised that he's such a moron he keeps doing things thats said could kill him willingly, he's a such a moron they didn't want him to do anything AND he's such a moron he'll do em anyway

Rambley the Raccoon definitely takes a huge inspiration of Wheatley :] I like both for being informative robotic companions with silly characteristic, and cute voices :)

The dude are emerging

3:13 3:29 4:45 5:16

Glados: *speaks* Me: Cyn??????

1:51 I slowed this clip down to 0.25x, and here’s what I was able to salvage from it. “???thotically popping people’s hats off, then I ??? time, and then you see, as soon as I can.” Great instructions Glady.

You look terribl-…Uh uhm..Good! looking good actually!

03:47 Choked up, like being a chainsmoker ?

Thinking, good one…

K why does she sound like Cyn from murderdrones

IM NOT A MORON

"She has a medical degree in fashin... from france." 🤣🤣🤣 I literally had to stop playing for a moment after this.

Instances where he sounds like Mumbo Jumbo. 1:25 3:24 4:05 (Grian) 7:52 9:24 9:53 10:04 „bring your daughter to work day“

00:25 Thinking, good one.

00:42 Cave Mohammed.

03:01 You’ll tell me who I am, I have a guilty conscience.

02:01 Predator, huh, du bist ein ganz harter oder ?

01:13 The same room and I am staining the air, it’s my mouth, is it or is it a test ?

00:10 You didn’t have to murder the bird, you just had to chase it away and take the potato somewhere else or the potato was somehow important.

00:12 The birds, the birds.

01:33 Jeffery, just graduated, fresh on campus, mmm Fresh out East Atlanta with no manners, damn (fresh out East Atlanta)

01:47 Schreibt man Schmul mit h ?

03:28 Maybe you killed Glados by treating her like an object and gave her an IQ of like one billion and she was dead after 1 or 3 weeks perhaps.

02:31 It maybe doesn’t on Friedrich August Kekulé.

01:26 He was not.

01:13 the same room, alright.

00:57 He said/set a world thinking.

00:56 Burning people, huh ?

00:50 Do it out of principle.

I can’t really explain why but her voice is just so bone-chilling, and the passive-aggressiveness really helps make her all the more threatening! Masterpiece of a game :)

I love merchant i think he needs to do more roles

00:57 „He set a world thinking“ or „He said a word, thinking“.

his voice 😳

Wheatley I love you 👉👈 uwu

11:47 Hello!! :D