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@billcipher147
@billcipher147 6 лет назад
"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!" "Oh, I like this guy!"
@eyesack6845
@eyesack6845 5 лет назад
Wr- wrong account? Bill?
@seantaggart7382
@seantaggart7382 5 лет назад
@@eyesack6845 *none answers*
@zeldastar9781
@zeldastar9781 5 лет назад
The absolute Irony of this comment. *I love it*
@Bastardstinker
@Bastardstinker 5 лет назад
Bill Cipher *well hello there*
@Endershock1678
@Endershock1678 5 лет назад
"Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!"
@Crystalis39
@Crystalis39 5 лет назад
the part where she's like "YEAH! YEAH!" during cave johnson's lemon speech is literally the most adorable thing i've heard in years.
@kindasus899
@kindasus899 4 года назад
TAKE THE LEMONS
@defectiveturret6280
@defectiveturret6280 4 года назад
@PH7NTOM GAMING You’d be surprised at what most of us supernatural beings can do.
@shizmanbeat
@shizmanbeat 4 года назад
@PH7NTOM GAMING =\
@thegamingpuppet8381
@thegamingpuppet8381 4 года назад
TAKE THE DAMN LEMONS
@reluctantfollower3006
@reluctantfollower3006 3 года назад
Ikkkkkkk it was SO CUTEEE
@panlis6243
@panlis6243 5 лет назад
Funny how Portal 2, despite only featuring like 3 characters (and one of them is just pre-recorded messages), has probably the best written monologues/dialogues in video games history
@drunkenpumpkins7401
@drunkenpumpkins7401 5 лет назад
Weathly is not a character?
@panlis6243
@panlis6243 5 лет назад
@@drunkenpumpkins7401 He is. I meant GLaDOS, Wheathley and Cave Johnson
@darckap2785
@darckap2785 4 года назад
@@drunkenpumpkins7401 He meant characters who talk.
@tuberjaygaming5578
@tuberjaygaming5578 4 года назад
@@darckap2785 What about the Oracle turret ("I'm different...") ;-;
@darckap2785
@darckap2785 4 года назад
@@tuberjaygaming5578 well... major characters...
@shinobix4925
@shinobix4925 3 года назад
GLaDoS was a beautiful character through and through. You forgot my favourite line though "You and I are going to be testing until the day you die, and then I'll have to get a different hobby, maybe reanimating the dead."
@Anonymous-ks1pn
@Anonymous-ks1pn 2 года назад
"we both said a lot of things your going to regret"
@RinLockhart
@RinLockhart Год назад
May as well add the whole game because she says one banger after another.
@DrawinskyMoon
@DrawinskyMoon Год назад
Glados was so beautiful she made me gay.
@Flywolf79
@Flywolf79 Год назад
Always thought it was an interesting theory, that this quote implies, GLaDoS may be responsible for the zombies in Left4Dead
@OfficialHoDawg
@OfficialHoDawg Год назад
​@Flywolf79 She's not. The infected in L4D aren't undead, they're still living people infected with a mutated strain of rabies.
@kaystephan2610
@kaystephan2610 5 лет назад
"Advanced AI being sarcastically agressive towards you for 6 minutes straight"
@Valduria
@Valduria 4 года назад
Because she's a po-TA-to.
@holymuly4730
@holymuly4730 4 года назад
What does advanced AI know about potatoes?
@kaystephan2610
@kaystephan2610 4 года назад
@@holymuly4730 I dunno. Ask GlaDOS.
@mrnobodyjo
@mrnobodyjo 3 года назад
So, just like my narcissistic ex-girlfriend..
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
Aggressive? Who?
@arleenagonoy9448
@arleenagonoy9448 5 лет назад
I’ll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight. *Types in 8 more zeroes*
@panlis6243
@panlis6243 5 лет назад
Still too fat
@rileyfreeman2875
@rileyfreeman2875 5 лет назад
Those long fall boots must be really heavy.
@waltercomunello121
@waltercomunello121 5 лет назад
She didn't specify whether *before* or *after* the actual value.
@Endershock1678
@Endershock1678 5 лет назад
"You look great by the way, very healthy."
@KevinEontrainer381
@KevinEontrainer381 4 года назад
Glados teased Chell for being fat just because her computer brain only understand how most women hate being called fat
@noisemarine561
@noisemarine561 9 лет назад
Glados is the queen of insulting people in a delicate manor.
@MrEpic-qe2tt
@MrEpic-qe2tt 8 лет назад
+Kawaii Atlas "This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your.... "generousness.." I'll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight You look great by the way, very healthy."
@noisemarine561
@noisemarine561 8 лет назад
I guess the zeros we're added to the decimal
@danieldegobi713
@danieldegobi713 7 лет назад
we got some good jokes right here
@nagitokomaedont8856
@nagitokomaedont8856 7 лет назад
Atlas Yes she is. Haha. _She_ is. I can't hear the word _she_ without my mind going to portal...
@lostallvision
@lostallvision 6 лет назад
Lol
@Nate-wh7or
@Nate-wh7or 2 года назад
J.K Simmons as Cave Johnson is the greatest casting ever in video game history.
@optimer44
@optimer44 Год назад
I want pictures of spider-man!
@n_coder
@n_coder Год назад
Damn it! I knew I had heard that voice in Gravity Falls before!
@ThisGuy4697_
@ThisGuy4697_ Год назад
​@@n_coderWho's voice?
@n_coder
@n_coder Год назад
@@ThisGuy4697_ Cave Johnson. When I heard it before, it sounded so familiar and it reminded me of Gravity Falls, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. After I discovered he's voiced by J.K Simmons, it all makes sense, since he voiced Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls
@milesgeary6358
@milesgeary6358 Год назад
Schillinger rules.
@Nessie55
@Nessie55 4 года назад
I never knew GLaDOS was so aggressive "When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and have it on display in the lobby"
@loveless8241
@loveless8241 4 года назад
Just so future generations would not make the mistake of having MY skeletal frame! The nerve!
@Xman34washere
@Xman34washere 4 года назад
This happened right when i saw the comment
@Angiesunshine13
@Angiesunshine13 4 года назад
Yeah when is that?
@dankmemes8304
@dankmemes8304 4 года назад
Angie 2:28
@v.7726
@v.7726 4 года назад
Look I turn myself into a Potatoe
@numbuh272
@numbuh272 7 лет назад
my favourite is- "no please. this potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity, i literally don't have the energy to lie to you." i died
@ThatOneTruckGuy
@ThatOneTruckGuy 5 лет назад
Or "If I think too hard, I'm going to try this potato"
@Seifereus
@Seifereus 5 лет назад
TheAnonymousConnor fry not try ok?
@MonsterPumpkin
@MonsterPumpkin 5 лет назад
when ?
@michaelfinlay1412
@michaelfinlay1412 5 лет назад
Rip
@LunaProtogen
@LunaProtogen 5 лет назад
Monster Pumpkin In the game, not the video.
@RangerHouston
@RangerHouston 6 лет назад
*"oh good, my slow clap processes have made it into this thing, so we have that..."*
@maruko7321
@maruko7321 5 лет назад
*BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.*
@rileyfreeman2875
@rileyfreeman2875 5 лет назад
Tom Ives *[clap] [clap]* good, that's still working.
@AroShadeWeaver
@AroShadeWeaver 4 года назад
@@rileyfreeman2875 "sorry about the mess. I really let the place go since you killed me. By the way thanks for that *SARCASM TEST COMPLETE* "
@AroShadeWeaver
@AroShadeWeaver 4 года назад
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas "if I think too hard I'm going to fry this potato"
@AroShadeWeaver
@AroShadeWeaver 4 года назад
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas yes
@personpacman7439
@personpacman7439 2 года назад
5:53 If I saw a turkey leg dangling from the ceiling in one of the rest chambers I absolutely would’ve gone straight for it and immediately fallen for the trap
@godisdeadandimheretorule7587
@godisdeadandimheretorule7587 8 лет назад
"How are you holding up? because *I'M A POTATO!*" *slow clapping* "If I think too hard, I'll fry this potato"
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Those quotes weren’t even in order properly
@SysTMErroR1
@SysTMErroR1 6 лет назад
Second one is in 3:37
@tomasmax5616
@tomasmax5616 5 лет назад
Yummy fried GLaDOS
@theexterminator8917
@theexterminator8917 5 лет назад
I dont get the joke
@tourmelion9221
@tourmelion9221 2 месяца назад
​@@theexterminator8917 The heat from her processors working too hard could fry her potato battery
@thekinginyellow7777
@thekinginyellow7777 6 лет назад
Fun facts: Citrus oils are actually highly flammable.
@beanie640
@beanie640 5 лет назад
Keith Pillsbury THROW IT! I SAID THROW IT NOW! NO! YOU DROPPED I- *boom*
@ink9426
@ink9426 5 лет назад
@@beanie640 WAIT AN EXPLOSIVE LEMON IS A LEMONADE
@beanie640
@beanie640 5 лет назад
lil alcoholic *ded*
@ink9426
@ink9426 5 лет назад
@@beanie640 am a genius
@JJ-oe5tm
@JJ-oe5tm 5 лет назад
I remember setting a lime on fire once
@dabomdiggitydemon2030
@dabomdiggitydemon2030 5 лет назад
The lemon scene was SO CUTE It's so adorable how much Glados remembers and loves Cave Johnson so much!!!
@inthedarknessyt7625
@inthedarknessyt7625 5 лет назад
DaBomDiggityDemon Yeah, take the lemons!
@nerd_5615
@nerd_5615 5 лет назад
"Burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!!!"
@ZoopZoop
@ZoopZoop 4 года назад
I guess thats whatever thats lefy of his wife coming out there!
@thefiretruck9604
@thefiretruck9604 4 года назад
"I LIKE THIS GUY!"
@LunaProtogen
@LunaProtogen 4 года назад
Jack Shenston She’s actually married to science.
@xaphirejello
@xaphirejello 4 года назад
0:38 when GlaDOS says this, it feels like she has emotions-
@tydshiin5783
@tydshiin5783 4 года назад
That's just Caroline waking up
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
Who says I don't?
@Cat-yx7xc
@Cat-yx7xc 3 года назад
@@glados6107 Your thicc
@Alisibeth_Talia212
@Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад
@@glados6107 You have emotions for certain situations I'd like to think.
@skeleton819
@skeleton819 Год назад
she does have emotions
@Espetale
@Espetale 4 года назад
1:23 "You broke it, didn't you?" That head shake killed me lol
@booomse
@booomse 4 года назад
but I didn't :'(
@depressedtheatrekid1709
@depressedtheatrekid1709 3 года назад
God I wheezed xD
@animooredpanda7097
@animooredpanda7097 3 года назад
Chell: No. *looks at her body* not that heavy....
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
She was a little too, generous...
@purpleaccount7528
@purpleaccount7528 3 года назад
@@glados6107 she was!!! God when she was holding me with that portal gun I could feel the fat.
@rensv7928
@rensv7928 4 года назад
My favorite quote: ''If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep'' Pure savagery
@Jpx0999
@Jpx0999 2 года назад
With the WHOLE Caroline is chell mother thing and Caroline is glados thing She is ironically the best person to verify if that information is tru or not
@r.e9675
@r.e9675 Год назад
@@Jpx0999caroline being chell’s mother is not also total fan canon, but also completely non-sensical. Especially when their relationship is intended to be “romantic” in nature. It’s just weird.
@GLaDOSaperturescience8156
@GLaDOSaperturescience8156 Год назад
​@@Jpx0999it is definitely not true at all literally anyone, not just GLaDOS, would know that
@derpfluidvariant0916
@derpfluidvariant0916 Год назад
@@r.e9675 Honestly, I never picked up on a romantic tinge to it. I always felt like she was a sadistic teacher and Chell was a problem student.
@XCloak_PersonX
@XCloak_PersonX Год назад
@@r.e9675I never thought it was romantic I always thought it was more frenemies
@romantistcaveman
@romantistcaveman 8 лет назад
"THE DEAD PARENTS YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH DO NOT LOVE YOU. PLEASE HANG UP." Kills me every time.
@DrPew-ph5du
@DrPew-ph5du 7 лет назад
romantiCaveman I always thought it said "Birth Parents." Surprisingly it fits pretty well.
@StickBreightley
@StickBreightley 7 лет назад
romantiCaveman it does say birth parents
@rwolf_1049
@rwolf_1049 7 лет назад
Dr. Pew to me it is *mumble, munble* parents please dont pet him see us
@ScientistCat
@ScientistCat 7 лет назад
I told my mom about that part, she burst out laughing.
@GreenNekoProductions
@GreenNekoProductions 7 лет назад
5:32 "The birth parents you're trying to reach do not love you; please hang up." *boooooop* "Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."
@mr.tadpole1697
@mr.tadpole1697 3 года назад
"Oh, she has a medical degree. In Fashion. From France!" Such a ridiculous line I love it. It's those lines that make me wonder how people come up with these clever lines.
@kuribayashi84
@kuribayashi84 5 лет назад
Two of my favourite lines are missing: "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp." "I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 4 года назад
AIs always have problems with mainframes, that's how you make the infrastructure safe from AIs, everything should run in mainframes. except she sent her turrets
@PokeMageTech
@PokeMageTech 4 года назад
Schwatvogel XD LOL
@highcat7184
@highcat7184 4 года назад
I like how everyone insult's chell's weight in this game
@zurdoaggresive
@zurdoaggresive 4 года назад
I dont get the second one
@Violets_and_Madness
@Violets_and_Madness 4 года назад
My favorite line from GlaDos was "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
@rustypudder7072
@rustypudder7072 7 лет назад
"... Burning people, he said what we're all thinking!"
@minisoul01
@minisoul01 5 лет назад
Not me
@vitaliitomas8121
@vitaliitomas8121 5 лет назад
@@minisoul01 what's wrong with you?
@Springdude11
@Springdude11 5 лет назад
Right....
@jinx7641
@jinx7641 5 лет назад
@@minisoul01 are you high?
@archimedies9369
@archimedies9369 4 года назад
Arson is fun!!!
@fondueandfurb
@fondueandfurb 9 лет назад
Oh my God, you missed my favourite one. "Remember turrets? They're those spherical things full of bullets. No wait, that's you in five seconds."
@cunt666
@cunt666 9 лет назад
I love when you destroy a turret in multiplayer "You monster they were one of us, no, not really"
@REDSpy-bg1rd
@REDSpy-bg1rd 9 лет назад
+cloud cuckoo lander *[INSERT GLASSES HERE]* Thug Life
@pineappleboss6708
@pineappleboss6708 9 лет назад
+cloud cuckoo lander that's you in five seconds WTH does that mean? I'm gonna be a turret in five seconds?
@Awsome2464
@Awsome2464 8 лет назад
+pineapple boss No, you're going to be full of bullets in five seconds
@woolfoma
@woolfoma 8 лет назад
+Awsome2464 and spherical XD
@friccle_
@friccle_ 3 года назад
I think Glados being put in a potato was the best thing that could have happened to her She seemed so different without all the “testing protocols” that her body gave her, she seems like an actual core
@RedHeart-gt9xr
@RedHeart-gt9xr 5 месяцев назад
Yeah I didn’t realize until watching this how different she seems. Her emotions seem more genuine, more human, it’s crazy and just shows further ability of the VA to get that across
@hakai1014
@hakai1014 11 дней назад
I like to think that the cores in Portal 1 were keeping Glados sound more monotoned and apathetic Without the cores in Portal 2 allows her to become more aggressive but emotional towards Chell
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard 7 лет назад
GLaDOS: the most sarcastic machine ever made
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад
Church has some words for you
@frenchsoldier8485
@frenchsoldier8485 5 лет назад
@@germansarenotpeople4318 Capitalist blyat
@Howlingburd19
@Howlingburd19 5 лет назад
And super SAVAGE!!! xD
@QuantumRads
@QuantumRads 5 лет назад
Sarcasm self test complete.
@Mr.Crawlyo
@Mr.Crawlyo 5 лет назад
*slow clap* good that's still working
@bubbles093
@bubbles093 8 лет назад
"Well done. Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." Gets me every single time.
@8zackig
@8zackig 6 лет назад
my favourite one too
@aperson3031
@aperson3031 5 лет назад
I mean she roasts Wheatley and it's amazing and he gets upset then pit
@KamiliumAMVs
@KamiliumAMVs 6 лет назад
My favorite line (not in here for some reason) is when she tricks wheatley into saying something about the test and he gets shocked because of it and then she laughs about it and its great
@tom_k_cook
@tom_k_cook 5 лет назад
Literally died from that exchange. It was indeed, worth it.
@Squid1562
@Squid1562 5 лет назад
All we had to do was pull that lever. What? No you had to AAARRGG! Hehehe. I know we’re in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it.
@waltercomunello121
@waltercomunello121 5 лет назад
@@Squid1562 ^ this.
@qwertydavid8070
@qwertydavid8070 4 года назад
My favorite moment is when GLADoS tries to trick wheatley with a paradox, but wheatley is literally too dumb too think about a a paradox so it just doesn't work.
@CST1992
@CST1992 4 года назад
It's made clear by policy - the computer isn't allowed to tell the tester the answer, or it's zapped. GlaDOS tricked Wheatley to tell Chell the answer and so, shocked him.
@brumfieldone659
@brumfieldone659 2 года назад
3:00 has to be one of my favorite moments from this game.
@kijoqt
@kijoqt Год назад
me too
@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats
@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats 8 месяцев назад
"Did you know what people with quilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise-" "🚆"
@jamesyjackgaming8371
@jamesyjackgaming8371 Месяц назад
It actually scared me when I first played the game😂
@sodapop1134
@sodapop1134 7 лет назад
"Did you guess sharks? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."
@CraftyMaelyss
@CraftyMaelyss 4 года назад
"BirD. BIrD. BIRD. *It's evil."* That used to be my ringtone a long time ago X'D
@noisemarine561
@noisemarine561 4 года назад
Glados was reacting to Twitter
@etps4444
@etps4444 4 года назад
That's an amazing ringtone. 😂
@indieandfinn6940
@indieandfinn6940 4 года назад
Time stamp, n o w (this is a joke lol, but I would like a timestamp)
@batchcat4315
@batchcat4315 4 года назад
@@indieandfinn6940 2:19
@indieandfinn6940
@indieandfinn6940 4 года назад
Ajla Omeragic Thank you, you are amazing
@Mayahiime
@Mayahiime 8 лет назад
"how are you holding up? because im a potato."
@charajones2253
@charajones2253 8 лет назад
The internet in one sentence
@tobiasbarrett3932
@tobiasbarrett3932 8 лет назад
Chara Jones
@lordvader6481
@lordvader6481 8 лет назад
Chara Jones 2 sentences actually
@kprocdvidal7563
@kprocdvidal7563 7 лет назад
can some1 pls explain what does dat mean and why is such a great quote?? btw: english in not my first language ... i think thats why i dont get
@randompanda3415
@randompanda3415 7 лет назад
+k procd Vidal because it's so fucking random
@kubulax
@kubulax 4 года назад
3:37 Inner me during a math test:
@sdpnoone
@sdpnoone 3 года назад
I feel you pal
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
I wonder if all your weight is coming from that Brain that you have. Most likely not.
@sdpnoone
@sdpnoone 3 года назад
@@glados6107 probably yes
@Dylan-zv9vl
@Dylan-zv9vl 3 года назад
underrated comment
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад
@@glados6107 oh my God I love you so much
@CorvusnTel
@CorvusnTel 7 лет назад
Still. What does she know? Oh wait. It says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From _France!_
@coolsceegaming6178
@coolsceegaming6178 5 лет назад
I can’t believe she said that.
@GoatMilkCookie
@GoatMilkCookie 5 лет назад
@@tyler_3183 france be the most fashion forward place on eart
@KelKilimanjaro
@KelKilimanjaro 5 лет назад
Tyler_318 the joke is that the person claiming that Chell looks stupid in the jumpsuit (or that the jumpsuit looks stupid on Chell) can objectively claim that since she’s apparently got a Ph. D in fashion from one of the most fashion-forward countries in the world. Granted, I don’t know how you go about obtaining a Ph. D in fashion, but for the sake of the roast I’ll roll with it.
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 5 лет назад
@@KelKilimanjaro Almost. She specifically says it's an M.D.. A Ph. D. in fashion is theoretically possible in some way - perhaps in apparel design or some other designer art. An M.D. in fashion would be a Medical Doctorate, which implies a certain degree of medical certainty to the insult while also making the joke clearly ridiculous.
@littledoggy2136
@littledoggy2136 5 лет назад
Tf2 spy female confirmed?
@vect0r85
@vect0r85 4 года назад
6:11 Ok, this joke is GOLDEN, then they top it off with the simple "ha ha." to bring it to perfection
@kirkkek
@kirkkek 3 года назад
ha ha
@really-shouldnt-be-here
@really-shouldnt-be-here 3 года назад
ha ha
@Kriegsploink
@Kriegsploink 3 года назад
ha ha
@MISTERTR-rh9mg
@MISTERTR-rh9mg 3 года назад
ha ha
@uli659
@uli659 3 года назад
ha ha
@MystMarsh
@MystMarsh 7 лет назад
"How are you holding up...because I'm a POTATO." This will always be my favorite
@deoxysoverlord8710
@deoxysoverlord8710 4 года назад
GlaDOS: "You broke it, didn't you?" Player: *Shakes camera no.*
@eoghanfeighery7383
@eoghanfeighery7383 8 лет назад
BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL! It flew off... Good, for him.
@glados9993
@glados9993 6 лет назад
Yeah yeah OH I LIKE GUY
@aperson3031
@aperson3031 5 лет назад
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
@stef96ify
@stef96ify 5 лет назад
Just now I'm trying to imagine her as a tsundere... she's not too far from her after all, if it weren't for the fact she hates you. ...until the end?
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
Who would of known what I would of done if it stayed
@Sn3akyyyy
@Sn3akyyyy 3 года назад
It almost pecked out my Vitamin C
@neosaneo2
@neosaneo2 9 лет назад
personally my favorite was "How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO"
@fintro1993
@fintro1993 9 лет назад
neosaneo2 AHAHAH halarius GLaDOS
@timeskipped
@timeskipped 9 лет назад
My favorite was the lemons.
@fintro1993
@fintro1993 9 лет назад
sick420guy that sounded like an uncontrolable sexuality forcement scene
@DeeptanshuPaul
@DeeptanshuPaul 9 лет назад
neosaneo2 My Favorite was the "I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club uh-huh" (6:11)
@michaelchapman8291
@michaelchapman8291 9 лет назад
131Ender Lord131 i gotta agree with you
@WilliamBonka
@WilliamBonka 8 лет назад
"I'll add a few 0's to the maximum weight" Beep beep beep "You look great by the way, very healthy" holy shit
@cmafilmproduction
@cmafilmproduction 8 лет назад
"You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling."
@uglyguy2519
@uglyguy2519 7 лет назад
GLaDOS' lines were written by the same people who invent "yo mom" jokes.
@jakobbower4764
@jakobbower4764 7 лет назад
Willy Bonka Shots Fired!!!!!
@thealandude9146
@thealandude9146 7 лет назад
Uglyguy 25 who?
@KaoKraft
@KaoKraft 7 лет назад
There were like 15 beeps XD
@kubulax
@kubulax 4 года назад
0:36 Karen: Is it possible to learn this power?
@Wisperycrazy8
@Wisperycrazy8 4 года назад
demand to see life manager
@Wisperycrazy8
@Wisperycrazy8 4 года назад
It says
@cipollalord8066
@cipollalord8066 4 года назад
@@Wisperycrazy8 we know
@Wisperycrazy8
@Wisperycrazy8 4 года назад
Just want people to know
@Mr.Crawlyo
@Mr.Crawlyo 5 лет назад
Chell beats a test Glados: your fat Wheatley: your adopted Glados: what's wrong with being adopted Wheatley: uhhhh *your fat* I think we have an admirer
@dynov3946
@dynov3946 4 года назад
m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--FdKPEA17m4.html
@Angiesunshine13
@Angiesunshine13 4 года назад
Justin Chen lel
@boblee1784
@boblee1784 4 года назад
you're
@CallMeKylePlz
@CallMeKylePlz 4 года назад
@@boblee1784 I knew there would be at least one grammar Nazi here. 😂
@slapstick4104
@slapstick4104 4 года назад
@@CallMeKylePlz Correcting one spelling error doesn't make someone a 'grammar nazi', annoying dumbass. They weren't even correcting you, so mind your own fucking business.
@Neo2266.
@Neo2266. 6 лет назад
For some reason until i watched this i didn't realize that EVERY single one of her dialogues is somehow shaming Chell XD "Hey, remember those spherical things full of bullets, oh wait, *that's you in 5 seconds* "
@pemtl5917
@pemtl5917 6 лет назад
Lol true
@Sirdeathvids
@Sirdeathvids 6 лет назад
"Or else I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. HA HA HA" I just played and made a video on chapter 5, so the dialogue of GlaDOS in that part is in my mind.
@Inabathtubuv
@Inabathtubuv 6 лет назад
introducing: Amazon glados!
@INTPTT
@INTPTT 6 лет назад
Some of them shame Wheatley instead. "Alright, he's not even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."
@playerguy2
@playerguy2 6 лет назад
Neo2266 well, as potatOS doesn't do it so much (replies to Johnson and lines like "The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice.", as she can't as explained at the beginning) as well as at the end she is just sincere and gets rid of Chell.
@EchoBoomer1987
@EchoBoomer1987 5 лет назад
Valve at E3: We have a special surprise this year. 4:31
@ariana9941
@ariana9941 4 года назад
:(
@SnakeEyesOfficial42
@SnakeEyesOfficial42 4 года назад
:(
@HuntySan
@HuntySan 4 года назад
:(
@ValentineDreams
@ValentineDreams 4 года назад
:(
@ihateflys783
@ihateflys783 4 года назад
:(
@absolutelynotLily
@absolutelynotLily 2 года назад
“How are you holding up? Because I’M A POTATO” that was the first line I ever heard from Glados and it made me want to play the game
@uselessdr1nk263
@uselessdr1nk263 5 лет назад
3:47 you can literally hear the smile she has on her face saying this line
@whippethacreem7299
@whippethacreem7299 4 года назад
Mhm! c:
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
I was, oh I was.
@evilsillys
@evilsillys 3 года назад
@@glados6107 hey lol
@xx_phedora_lvuer_xx2498
@xx_phedora_lvuer_xx2498 7 лет назад
what do you mean her "best" moments? all of her moments are her best.
@bluethunderbolt9631
@bluethunderbolt9631 5 лет назад
I think you mean: "She's the best."
@Adr3n0chr0m3
@Adr3n0chr0m3 5 лет назад
@@bluethunderbolt9631 Yes, GLaDOS the best.
@idonthaveskill5054
@idonthaveskill5054 4 года назад
GLaDOS best waifu
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
@@Adr3n0chr0m3 why are you guys praising me?
@yasterday5377
@yasterday5377 3 года назад
@@glados6107 It's because you're a very interesting character -nobody tell her the real reason-
@floatingpasta8099
@floatingpasta8099 4 года назад
"if I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato" -a potato, 2011
@TheHamadanners
@TheHamadanners 3 года назад
2020
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
I think Chell ate that potato, I can't find it anywhere
@ARandomSpace
@ARandomSpace 3 года назад
@@glados6107 Have you considered that you are the potato?
@snowyfox562
@snowyfox562 Год назад
@@glados6107 have you finished working on that combustionable lemon?
@Hayden-rc1ru
@Hayden-rc1ru 4 года назад
6:43 "You're not just a regular moron. You were d e s i g n e d to be a moron." i love love looove this line and the delivery.
@dustyfedora
@dustyfedora Месяц назад
Which was then quickly followed by “You’re the moron they built to make me and idiot!”
@mrfantastic407
@mrfantastic407 8 лет назад
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois--" [HALF-LIFE 2 TRAIN WHISTLE] "I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off..." That one had me on the floor the first time I heard it.
@Fanimati0n
@Fanimati0n 8 лет назад
Portal 2 is one of the funniest games I've ever played.
@nelsonandrews9221
@nelsonandrews9221 8 лет назад
+TheRealPearl amen
@lordvader6481
@lordvader6481 8 лет назад
the Sententious Vaunter it was the combine. Half life 3 confirmed
@GaJ42
@GaJ42 8 лет назад
then you are a horrible person
@anonymoususer9837
@anonymoususer9837 7 лет назад
the Sententious Vaunter ii
@supersizesenpai
@supersizesenpai 8 лет назад
I honestly expected Cave Johnson to say "Now bring me pictures of Spider-man!" at the end of his insane speech about life and lemons. XD
@KaoKraft
@KaoKraft 7 лет назад
They're the same voice actors i think
@lumonox
@lumonox 7 лет назад
EX DEE
@darkeninanimsgt2622
@darkeninanimsgt2622 7 лет назад
420 likes
@sadredkelp
@sadredkelp 6 лет назад
KaoKraft j.k. Simmons
@bye2117
@bye2117 6 лет назад
chef12005 666 likes.
@mparker123
@mparker123 7 лет назад
3:54 Here comes the test results.. You are a terrible person.. That's what it says, a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that...
@twmax4137
@twmax4137 5 лет назад
Mparker123wolf *horrible
@mementomori1639
@mementomori1639 5 лет назад
That was one of my favorite ones. Absolutely pointlessly cruel.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 5 лет назад
@@mementomori1639 my favorite is 5:15.
@thatlittlemonstrosity
@thatlittlemonstrosity 3 года назад
It’s just incredible how they manage to make robotic monotone yet emotional voice. You can understand what emotion she is feeling despite voice being almost unchanged. Well sometimes it’s changes a lot (like when she was a potato)
@ThisFreakingDuck
@ThisFreakingDuck Месяц назад
I love how she gets more autotuned when she’s upset. She’s a work of art all around.
@OakSkated
@OakSkated 4 года назад
"so how are you holding up?" "Because I'm a *p o t a t o* c:"
@reluctantfollower3006
@reluctantfollower3006 3 года назад
* >:(
@jemimahrajakumar7770
@jemimahrajakumar7770 3 года назад
This is actually relatable damn
@CanCodeyt
@CanCodeyt 3 года назад
@@jemimahrajakumar7770 what
@shinobix4925
@shinobix4925 3 года назад
You've had your Pickle Rick, Now prepare for... POTATO GLADOS!!!!!!
@1racerboy1
@1racerboy1 3 года назад
It's been so many years, and this quote still makes into my head on a regular basis. I love this game so much.
@matheusandrew200
@matheusandrew200 4 года назад
"Oh wait, it says here she has a medical degree. In fashion! IN FRANCE!!!"
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
I was only stating what it said
@fukkthisnewupdate8882
@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад
@@glados6107 you edited that chicks file, didn't you?
@michaelplanten1119
@michaelplanten1119 2 года назад
00
@torthos1
@torthos1 4 года назад
I just realized that GLaDOS says that pumping the air from the surface is too expensive, yet she _literally_ states that the light bridges are made of sunlight which she _"pumps down from the surface"._
@autotune1835
@autotune1835 2 года назад
Wait what?? Ummmmm - that’s a really good point! 😂😂😂😂
@elio6361
@elio6361 Год назад
Well, making light travel is very easy. It's the optical fiber. Just, put many mirrors
@torthos1
@torthos1 Год назад
@@elio6361 I guess that's right. But then again, I imagine weaving light into a solid substance isn't really cheap either. My theory is that she's perfectly capable of sourcing air from the surface, she just doesn't do it since it's technically unnecessary for testing. Or she *does* pump it down, and she's simply lying to make Chell feel more miserable, which would be perfectly in character for her.
@skeleton819
@skeleton819 Год назад
my question is who in the world is approaching the psycho A.I. that killed everyone and going “alright, here’s your bill for pumping air from the surface down here” in the midst of an apocalypse between humans, zombies, and alien police on the surface?
@totallynoteverything1.
@totallynoteverything1. Год назад
light pumps itself through optical fibers
@CallinWire
@CallinWire 4 года назад
4:55 Cracked up when the player nodded up and down in reply XD
@littlelamp100
@littlelamp100 7 лет назад
"did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois-" **HOOOOOOONK**
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 лет назад
littlelamp100 i'm sorry. I don't know why that went off. anyway, just another interesting science fact.
@InkyDave1928
@InkyDave1928 5 лет назад
DAA!! DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!
@FireyDeath4
@FireyDeath4 5 лет назад
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@nikitahichoii482
@nikitahichoii482 5 лет назад
someone didnt startled?
@DiamondYoshi101
@DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад
Spoiler: we all know why that went off.
@ratshitstrap8622
@ratshitstrap8622 5 лет назад
"oh hi, so how are you holding up?" _"because im a potato"_
@nerd_5615
@nerd_5615 5 лет назад
**slow clap** "Oh good,my slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that..."
@zavodila9279
@zavodila9279 4 года назад
Why is that line a mood tho XD
@creeprnsidelink1918
@creeprnsidelink1918 4 года назад
I actually have a shirt that has that Potato GlaDos saying that exact line. I love it.
@etps4444
@etps4444 4 года назад
@@creeprnsidelink1918 That's amazing. :D
@Lime_Sherbert
@Lime_Sherbert 3 года назад
BECAUSE IM A POTATO
@Storming360
@Storming360 4 года назад
She once defend you and says " look at her, she is not fat"
@tydshiin5783
@tydshiin5783 4 года назад
But she calls you heavy
@coyoteannabis1192
@coyoteannabis1192 3 года назад
The reasons behind that are twofold. One, GladOs is programmed to bully test subjects in order to test them under stress. Algorithmically, body shaming is highly effective on women. Two, in her regular body, GladOs uses a fisheye type of lense to see. This makes Chell actuallt look fat in GladOs's "eye." GladOs defending Chell when Wheatly called her fat is because the power dynamic has changed, Caroline is manifesting more strongly in the programming because GladOs is no longer connected to the corrupting influence of the mainframe, and she's also seeing Chell through a different set if eyes.
@derpdanny
@derpdanny 3 года назад
@@coyoteannabis1192 omg love that!
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
@@coyoteannabis1192 Explain why the AFP broke then
@corbiecrow9738
@corbiecrow9738 3 года назад
@@tydshiin5783 but muscles weigh more so she could be saying she's very muscular which was obviously meant as a complement ( ha ha I have beaten your downer logic, she always loved chell even if she did try to kill her once or twice but that's just what you do with test subjects)
@anonymous5392
@anonymous5392 4 года назад
The way the player stopped moving when GLaDOS called Chell 'a horrible person' as if it were a direct attack😂😂
@stickboy232
@stickboy232 8 лет назад
does GLaDOS have the best female voice out of any video game? i say yes what about you guys
@mrrattlebones5275
@mrrattlebones5275 7 лет назад
MrSwatABomb idk, maybe an assaultron from fallout 4 or the female possessed voice in the automatron fallout dlc
@tr3son850
@tr3son850 7 лет назад
MrSwatABomb Totally agree
@kiwiEverything
@kiwiEverything 7 лет назад
Is the best... When she is a potatOS
@gufu21
@gufu21 7 лет назад
GLaDOS is pretty fantastic. But I also really like Bastila in KOTOR.
@Howlingburd19
@Howlingburd19 7 лет назад
A Purple Sphynx I totally agree! Ellen McClain’s performance was flawless in this game!
@harrill3542
@harrill3542 8 лет назад
"Hm. This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your generous...ness." brb dead
@trackeraerospace
@trackeraerospace 7 лет назад
TheSkySigma what's that other thing saying in that scene?
@ItsXochitlBaby
@ItsXochitlBaby 6 лет назад
Gilbert Sciarretta “I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight... you look great by the way.. very healthy.”
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Why are you repeating what I said?
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 6 лет назад
@@glados8663 Hey Glados! Paradox time! THIS! SENTENCE! IS! *FALSE!*
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
I wish I had combustible lemons right about now
@thepantaloonnamedzoeyhunt6381
@thepantaloonnamedzoeyhunt6381 8 лет назад
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! "No! Keep the lemons!"
@mparker123
@mparker123 7 лет назад
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt it sounds like Stan from gravity falls
@SlyNeonHusker
@SlyNeonHusker 7 лет назад
Mparker123wolf Ikr! XD
@theweakestbrazilianmale3398
@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 6 лет назад
It sound like him because they are both voiced by the same person.
@thekagawalife2081
@thekagawalife2081 5 лет назад
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt I found a plush lemon grenade at a comic con once. If you squeezed it, it would spout the infamous “life gives you lemons” speech.
@luminaryPerfectionist
@luminaryPerfectionist 5 лет назад
eduardo Soares Stan was voiced by Alex Hirsch. Ford was the one who shared the same voice actor as Cave Johnson and J.K. Simmons.
@isaaccboyd8887
@isaaccboyd8887 2 года назад
I don’t know why but when Glados tries to paradox-kill Wheatley is my favorite part of the whole game.
@Howlingburd19
@Howlingburd19 2 года назад
_Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it._
@anonymouscucumbers9752
@anonymouscucumbers9752 5 лет назад
The past president of the “Being Alive” Club. haha
@zacwolfe6701
@zacwolfe6701 5 лет назад
*past
@anonymouscucumbers9752
@anonymouscucumbers9752 4 года назад
Gamer Wolf I didn’t notice that, thank you.
@MrMadGaming
@MrMadGaming 4 года назад
Woah, as I read this, it was on my video
@EmmaSaints
@EmmaSaints 4 года назад
I feel like this is her most underrated line. Her self-aware "haha" is pure gold.
@astra3766
@astra3766 4 года назад
Jokes on her cause I’m *STILL ALIVE*
@TheAdvertisement
@TheAdvertisement 5 лет назад
1:48 I slowed it down, it’s something about “methodically knocking hats off of people”.
@casey6556
@casey6556 5 лет назад
TheAdvertisement IIRC it’s an excerpt from Moby Dick.
@RTXKiIler
@RTXKiIler 5 лет назад
Playing it at 0.25 speed on RU-vid
@unparalleledspaghettore7493
@unparalleledspaghettore7493 5 лет назад
It's a quote, I forgot from where
@Harry-lj2tx
@Harry-lj2tx 5 лет назад
Same
@TheAdvertisement
@TheAdvertisement 5 лет назад
Mzpro yep
@EggCr0issant
@EggCr0issant 5 лет назад
3:47 I can actually tell she would be smiling at the end of this sentence. I don’t know why but I can hear it in her voice
@CardZed
@CardZed 5 лет назад
Same
@ultidragonlord887
@ultidragonlord887 4 года назад
You can hear people smile. Who knew?
@commasui525
@commasui525 4 года назад
@@ultidragonlord887 🤦
@ultidragonlord887
@ultidragonlord887 4 года назад
Oh come on! What did I do?
@beesree39
@beesree39 4 года назад
It's the very subtle way that vowels become more like an "e"
@acedelta12
@acedelta12 4 года назад
3:37 GLaDOS's best line, hands down
@menathemean3613
@menathemean3613 5 лет назад
Oh caroline.. oh good ol’ caroline Bird : *poke* GlaDos: ow. bird: *poke* GlaDos: ow. *Repeat.*
@connorclements3999
@connorclements3999 4 года назад
69, nice
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
It hurt
@TheAmericanDragn
@TheAmericanDragn 10 лет назад
Or my favorite: "Look at you, soaring majestically through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp."
@CosmicM00N
@CosmicM00N 10 лет назад
GLaDOS and her fat jokes. xD Priceless.
@DeadlyApples666
@DeadlyApples666 8 лет назад
Why hasn't someone made an actual Text to Speech GLaDOS thing yet that I can buy!?!?
@hildahilda9468
@hildahilda9468 8 лет назад
that would be sooo goood
@koopinator11
@koopinator11 8 лет назад
Seems like that would be difficult to replicate her tone, she changes it quite often
@Hellberry
@Hellberry 8 лет назад
i can do a great impressions
@MitskulpCh36
@MitskulpCh36 8 лет назад
+Ivan Arvizu Same. Me and my friend made an Aperture Science health test, me as GlaDos, him as health inspector. Such Fun
@Hellberry
@Hellberry 8 лет назад
Do you have a xbox 360
@JocaPlays87
@JocaPlays87 2 года назад
"You are good at murder right? Could you please murder this AAHHH, bird please?" One of my favorite lines in the game
@Jo-ew7lw
@Jo-ew7lw 6 лет назад
AHH! BIRD! BIRD! *KILL IT!* *_IT’S EVIL!_*
@mr.platinum696
@mr.platinum696 6 лет назад
It flew off... good... for him...
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Why are you repeating what I said?
@BigT.Larrity
@BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад
Took me 7 years to realize she was talking about Cheyl with that last line.
@malcolmcardenas2524
@malcolmcardenas2524 6 лет назад
A Kelp Shake auhhhh
@robo5915
@robo5915 6 лет назад
@@glados8663 For science You idiot.
@christopherspaulding9283
@christopherspaulding9283 8 лет назад
Her fast instructions at 0.5 speed: "And methodically knocking peoples hats off, and I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can." ...searching database... A "Moby Dick" quote?
@hikarichan7984
@hikarichan7984 8 лет назад
Yes
@johnw7068
@johnw7068 8 лет назад
Christopher Spaulding
@numberoneintrovert
@numberoneintrovert 6 лет назад
Christopher Spaulding That's good thinking. I'm glad RU-vid added that feature. Good use of it.
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Congrats You just wasted your time
@christopherspaulding9283
@christopherspaulding9283 5 лет назад
@@glados8663 Now now, Glados... Any bit of research is a noble pursuit! You end up knowing a bit more than you knew previously
@MonoChorMe
@MonoChorMe 4 года назад
I remember when playing this game for the first time, the part "THE FALL" (the actual falling sequence) made me laugh a lot. GLaDOSs' passive-aggressive tone, plus the claps were hilarious (more like spanks lol) 😄
@MonoChorMe
@MonoChorMe 4 года назад
P.S - blooooodyy heell 😲 i just now found i made the same type of comment in this video dating 5 years ago wow 😏
@nuggetinevitable4971
@nuggetinevitable4971 4 года назад
why is glados always roasting chell even though she never responds
@kirkkek
@kirkkek 3 года назад
@@nuggetinevitable4971 she lonely
@alphaareus
@alphaareus 3 года назад
There is no other character that could ever make me laugh and feel so much affection, while she's insulting the hell outta me. I love GLaDOS so damn much lmao.
@tideman5423
@tideman5423 8 лет назад
i love how petty she is
@MarinaMorena13
@MarinaMorena13 8 лет назад
+Maliq Wright sorry but you can write what she says in the end? my English isn't so good...
@MichaelJones-ny3ot
@MichaelJones-ny3ot 8 лет назад
good bye sir
@MarinaMorena13
@MarinaMorena13 8 лет назад
Michael Jones before that
@MichaelJones-ny3ot
@MichaelJones-ny3ot 8 лет назад
Marina Morena your not just a moron, your designed to be a moron
@MarinaMorena13
@MarinaMorena13 8 лет назад
Michael Jones thank you! :DD
@DrathVader
@DrathVader 8 лет назад
This video should be waaay longer.
@Brandon-st2mc
@Brandon-st2mc 7 лет назад
yeah it should have been *Insert play through of portal here*
@LovecitaCherish
@LovecitaCherish 6 лет назад
actually i wish they put all the part when she said: If i think to hard i'm going to fried this potato before we got the chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going to.. PSSSSS" XDD Honestly i died and came back when i heard this xD
@shephreakyt
@shephreakyt 6 лет назад
DrathVader iii
@kyloren23
@kyloren23 6 лет назад
Grandfather?!
@camyoung133
@camyoung133 6 лет назад
i so agree
@cherrytwelve7570
@cherrytwelve7570 8 лет назад
slow clap prosser is the most important thing in her memory banks.
@slendy9600
@slendy9600 8 лет назад
yep, the whole BIOS breaks if you try and get rid of it :P
@shrimityprcssr
@shrimityprcssr 7 лет назад
James Love Yea it's even the first thing she checks lol
@lukaza1261
@lukaza1261 7 лет назад
*claps slowly* oh good My slow clap still works.
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 4 года назад
My mom when she finds something broken: 1:23
@supersniper2869
@supersniper2869 4 года назад
The sped up explaination at 1:50 says "I'm methodically talking peoples hats off then i have my time to get to sleep as soon as i can"
@makutac7209
@makutac7209 4 года назад
Arslan Ali Naqvi if you watch it at .25% speed you can hear her say it
@IndianaBones027
@IndianaBones027 4 года назад
@@makutac7209 and if you read this at the same time as it is said in game, over and over again, you can hear it without reading it
@RicoLen1
@RicoLen1 4 года назад
It's a paraphrasing of an excerpt from the first paragraph of Moby Dick. "And methodically knocking people's hats off then I will have time to go to the sea as soon as I can" Just look up the first paragraph of Moby Dick, and you'll find the words she says (with a few extras in the middle).
@prometheus5218
@prometheus5218 3 года назад
But how does this help in this test chamber?
@anthonygarcia5375
@anthonygarcia5375 3 года назад
@@prometheus5218 presumably just to fuck with you it's a real sentence not gibberish so if you were focusing you could get a word and it would be stuck in your subconscious
@angelramirez8623
@angelramirez8623 6 лет назад
Her calling you garbage "literally" flew over her head If you played the level you would get it
@katop7091
@katop7091 5 лет назад
lol i did
@damonnugent1993
@damonnugent1993 5 лет назад
Oh now i get it! XD
@white_t_shirt7421
@white_t_shirt7421 4 года назад
I accidentally closed the portal so that garbage went into the water lul
@glados3198
@glados3198 3 года назад
The place needed humor.
@c.shadou1897
@c.shadou1897 3 года назад
you missed the opportunity to say "litter"-ally
@crispybaguette8670
@crispybaguette8670 4 года назад
“Hi how are you holding up because I’m a p o t a t o”
@tahiti1901
@tahiti1901 4 года назад
Whats wrong with potatos?
@Kris-ju7wz
@Kris-ju7wz 3 года назад
potatDOS 2.0
@NikNokGamer
@NikNokGamer 2 года назад
@@Kris-ju7wz potatTRES 3.0
@jpsalis
@jpsalis 3 года назад
I like how they added a room you can pause in while cave johnson is giving his lemon speech, and explaining important plot. I've noticed nearly everyone who plays the game stops in the sideroom. even if it's not a particularly plot-important room, it's a great way to let players naturally halt during exposition. That's a good bit of game design.
@Zizumia
@Zizumia 9 лет назад
I like the whole falling monologue she gives in the beginning of Chapter 6: "Since it looks like we're not going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, very fast actually, but since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts: He's not just a regular moron, he is the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the expressed purpose of building the dumbest moron that ever lived, and you just put him in charge of this facility! *clap clap clap* Oh good that's still working." LOL!
@glados510
@glados510 9 лет назад
Best intro to a chapter ever. Lol
@colossaltitan3546
@colossaltitan3546 9 лет назад
it's alarmingly fast, not very fastly
@calvinstuart431
@calvinstuart431 7 лет назад
I like the one near the end. Glados - "This is the part he kills you." Chapter 12: This is the part where he kills you
@x080395
@x080395 7 лет назад
Calvin Stuart It goes like this : GLaDOS : Well this is the part where he kills us ! Wheatley : Hello, this is the part where I kill you ! - CHAPTER 9 : THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU - *Achievement unlocked : the part where he kills you*
@border8136
@border8136 7 лет назад
Send me to space!
@ghostgirl468
@ghostgirl468 8 лет назад
'Oh good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So, we have that.' I miss GLaD0S so much
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Hello you monster
@tseliius
@tseliius 5 лет назад
@@glados8663 Sup, GLaDOS.
@alextukisue4229
@alextukisue4229 7 лет назад
"Speaking of predators, I've been researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else kills people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess sharks? The correct answer was nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." - GLaDOS Portal 2
@kkevan4138
@kkevan4138 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@michaelreynoso2201
@michaelreynoso2201 2 года назад
I love that quote!! The way she sets these topics up and then takes a hard left 🤣
@tom_k_cook
@tom_k_cook 3 года назад
The loving tone in one of GLaDOS' 'Yeah!" lines during Cave's monologue, makes you wonder how Caroline behaved during that monologue...
@eoghanfeighery7383
@eoghanfeighery7383 7 лет назад
You just put him in charge of the entire facility. Slow clap. Good, that's still working.
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Yes I said that
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 6 лет назад
@@glados8663 Hey Glados, bird!
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Don’t make me remember when I was a potato
@coachlombardi9657
@coachlombardi9657 6 лет назад
@@glados8663 Why, does it make you feel "dirty?" 😁
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
No So I could burn your house down
@DHeaco7
@DHeaco7 8 лет назад
Well done. In fact you did so well, I'm going to note this on your video, in the comments section. Ohh, there's lots of room here. "Did well... ...enough."
@christianalanwilson434
@christianalanwilson434 8 лет назад
+JPNDovahkiin logged in just to like this.
@DHeaco7
@DHeaco7 8 лет назад
devospudc LMAO. Thanks much, my friend! :D
@Axodus
@Axodus 8 лет назад
66 likes, Now give my comment 6 likes and we'll have GLaDOS in mind!
@noodlerlmj
@noodlerlmj 8 лет назад
***** I like!
@glados8663
@glados8663 6 лет назад
Are you pretending to be me?
@bagelbramble7335
@bagelbramble7335 5 лет назад
"if it makes you feel any better you're about to become the *past* president of the being alive club. Aha." -GLaDOS
@glados6107
@glados6107 3 года назад
And I'm the past president of the dead club
@Xirenx
@Xirenx 3 года назад
And today they make chapter 2 of the fiction
@willmunoz1638
@willmunoz1638 3 года назад
6:19 made me laugh out loud, "you know, I'm not stupid." Taken out of context XD
@sadboiclxb
@sadboiclxb 8 лет назад
"After all these years, I'm getting choked up thinking about it" That would be the neurotoxin
@randomguy6679
@randomguy6679 5 лет назад
The writing in the Portal games is better than most movies
@minandrocabrito533
@minandrocabrito533 7 лет назад
Portal 2 Portal Two POrTAl TwO PO TA TO Potato.
@lr7845
@lr7845 7 лет назад
OMG
@kristopherlove169
@kristopherlove169 5 лет назад
I never thought of it like that
@iWolfei
@iWolfei 5 лет назад
*POTATO*
@rockyprotector8815
@rockyprotector8815 5 лет назад
Smart Sm a rt Smt ar Star Star d. O Stardew IwI
@santinodesimone3125
@santinodesimone3125 5 лет назад
Dear god . . .
@fluffberrieh2335
@fluffberrieh2335 3 года назад
i love portal clips without commentary because something about hearing GLaDOS ramble about something passive-aggressively while the player is just closely inspecting a random detail of the room is hilarious to me
@laurenw4818
@laurenw4818 9 лет назад
Burning people. He says what we're all thinking!
@glados5086
@glados5086 9 лет назад
I loved that!
@StickBreightley
@StickBreightley 9 лет назад
+Gla Dos your name seems odd but I don't know why…
@glados5086
@glados5086 9 лет назад
+7339man cause there's a space, someone already has GlaDos without the spacing, Ugh!
@StickBreightley
@StickBreightley 9 лет назад
Gla Dos XD how did I not see that? Either way it's all supposed to be capital but the a (yeah, I'm that guy)
@glados5086
@glados5086 9 лет назад
7339man wtf? how did I not notice that,lmao
@xx_phedora_lvuer_xx2498
@xx_phedora_lvuer_xx2498 7 лет назад
so if im breathing the same air from the same room for the rest of my life, does that mean that if i fart, i breathe the fart for the rest of my life?
@Dementia_Springtrap
@Dementia_Springtrap 5 лет назад
Xx_Phedora_LvUeR_xX *sniff sniff* Chell, Why Does The Air In The Test Chamber Have New Molecules In It?
@Dementia_Springtrap
@Dementia_Springtrap 5 лет назад
Lol just realized I made it seem like GLaDOS Can Smell
@WolfSpeaker25
@WolfSpeaker25 5 лет назад
I just farted and now I'm concerned about the same thing
@p1zzapug
@p1zzapug 5 лет назад
yeah, this is big brain time
@awesomegaymer5786
@awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад
glados was probably lying since that wouldnt really work and theres birds in there so the place is open
@TesseraPlus
@TesseraPlus 5 лет назад
Nobody: GLaDOS: here I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. (BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP) you look great by the way, very healthy. XD
@umok8433
@umok8433 5 лет назад
THE SHADE
@nikolaibelinski3433
@nikolaibelinski3433 4 года назад
Hey thanks for that us Russians eat potatoes and drink vodka which is the only food we had
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 3 года назад
“We weren’t even testing for that” I love glados so much.
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