I mean, it's a good call, but far from the most screwed up. Theres the guy who would take corpse's heads and put them in his snake terrarium... and many more. This is not the most screwed up call by a long shot.

The world is your oyster 😎

I bet Adam was honoured when this guy called in. Classic moment.

This call just gets worse every 15 seconds.

For the people in the comments saying this must be fake, congratulations you are part of the reason why rapists dont get convicted. This happens all the time and people say oh they are lying. Thats part of the problem gaslighting victims.

They treat their ladies like a Commodores song. Lolol

I would almost rather listen to the religious whackos preach than hear Adam cry about it

Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus is Lord. Bible prophecies are continuing to be fulfilled. Life and love are miracles from God each day.

This will sound mean, but.. We all know someone like her, no matter what happened to you, she's going to tell you something worse that happened to her. One-uppers are exhausting to talk to lmao

Date of this show?

“ Holocaust blah blah blah “ 😂

“He drives the highsters at an onion shed” “………….”

A pissed voice of reason.

That was was the best Adam impersonation I’ve heard. He just kept coming with the material.

Ya get it on

Don't call them call that family member who doesn't like you but gives you the answers you don't want.

I call bogus

SHUT UP AND DO THE BUTTONS, ANDERSON 😂

I think Adam's "Gibberish" is my favorite of all his characters (Weather checkin' in, Strip club guy, Chief Thunderbear etc). Once he hits it, and Drew stops trying to butt in, it's like an out of control forest fire fueled by laughter.

Drew how dare youuuuu. Lol

Badass grandma rip

I’M DYING 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

Love it 🤣

Adam Carolla used to work with my brother in Federal Probation. I never knew he was so humorous.

Stooopid.... 😀

If this call took place today Adam and Drew would be called victim shamers

guy was pretty funny,i would not want to get in a verbal tango with the ace man, callers got balls

If adam corolla tells you to find Jesus.... You have issues 😂🤣

And when she finds a good guy- He'll be "horrible", too. I've seen it a million times. Everything "just happens" to them.

Adam's talking like a straight up gangsta bitches!!

god help this women

Anderson dropping the *yawn* at the beginning... He was such a dweeb. Lol...

Wow! This is me! Literally! I had no idea that anyone had this recording. I called in a few times and did this. Love Adam and drew. Anderson... meh. Lol

I've never heard Adam laugh so hard. Lol

That helmet is not a chair... Cx

Hoooooot!

😂😂😂

Fuck Adam Carrolla

Pop Warner football, North Hollywood, I hate L.A....

Yes sir. But this rant will never work. Too many stupid, brainwashed people. You can’t get through to them.

This hurts my chest somethin awful!!! I've been laughin so damn hard I'm bound to blow a fuse within my brain & heart cavities.

Only a true fan could have roasted Adam with such accuracy!!

Heyster is a brand owned by CAT.

adam c would sometimes act like a little bitch

why the hell don't we start executing sex offenders?

"Eric the imitater" has the rest of this clip that isn't on here. Perfect addition, really. Tells a wonderful Florida or Germany and ends it with THE MASON JAR!!!

lol rapture

I just recently listened to this in a full episode

"Lying to your kids?" "Always a bad-" "Good idea" "Always a bad-" "Good idea" ........... "Always a bad-" "Good idea" Classic loveline

lol when they argue over lying to kids. back and forth like 10 times. in the middle of this kind of call lol. anyways. hope she is ok.