I lost it at "ready steady cock"

As someone that works for a skincare company and listens to Black Metal, I endorse this message

In this context, "SPF" stands for "Satanic Portrayal Fashionability"

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I'll change" **Changes into Infant Annihilator shirt**

I didn’t know I need to see this

I lost my carcass shirt a few years ago I mourn it to this day

Kvlt!

And that's not all - for the NSBM fans, there's NEW Black Sun Krieg! It's basically the same product but worse and it has Nazi insignia on the packaging.

Tr00 gingers will also appreciate the 150 SPF

I don't understand why you would want to go outside? You cant play FM outside.

Meanwhile - My Dad went out for milk and never came back

listening with my 2 day old newborn. she cant talk yet but i think shes liking it

I need this!!!

Sun Krieg:"now you too can worship the sun and not get evaporated instantly".

Lmao 😂

No genuinely who prefers opeth without the growls

Make sure to use some After sonne to moisturise

You are doing good work

Does it come with free invisible oranges for us to hold up in the air

WHY DID YOU NOT HAVE THIS AT BLOODSTOCK?! WWHHYYYYYYYY?????

Please take my MONEY

Amazing

😂

“We got to at least try, he says! It could be fun, he says!”

This fantastic !!! I can now enjoy an infernal tan ... in winter. Sh**! Summer's already over!

TAKE my fucking money

TAKE MY MONEYYYY

"Who in here fucks pigs?" David Cameron... 🤘😄🤘

You are never going to meet a decent woman wearing that.... - My mom......

Guys this happened to me: moral of the story priests are dangerous especially when they are carrying cross shaped stakes I barely made it out alive

When do you and your mum get nominated for BAFTAs? There's quality acting here.

I don’t actually know who Spirit Box is though.

Outstanding lyrics.

I'll never forget when I bought a long sleeve Butchered at Birth shirt and my mum one second after seeing it screamed.. "YOU ARE NOT WEARING THAAAAAT!" The only time she screamed louder was when I got my first Dying Fetus shirt.

I saw them open for Dying Fetus!

MATHCORE LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Amazed this doesn't have more views. It's great!

Imagine all the hot meme prog we could have had if they had Kempers and Logic in the 70s.

"IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH WORSE!" Love this song - new fan since Bloodstock!

Did they announce the Architect's 😂

They look like coldplay fans Very UnMetal

And the song is great. 👍 😂😂

The Chocolate Patrick Starfish and the Krabby Patty Flavoured Water

First time I listened to death metal was quite recent. it was I c** blood by caniball corpse song, and i just found it funny. Yesterday I listened to spirit crusher by death and learned the song on my bass. I was kinda dissapointed at both the difficulty of the song and the song itself but i admit it is kinda growing on me. My ussual taste in metal is progressive metal and i already listened to progressive metal bands like btbam and opeth.

Why is this only appearing on my feed now. What in the lockdown is this?!? 😂😂😂

Absolutely disgusting this hasn't got a million views!!

You're the 21st Century extreme metal version of Lawnmower Deth. I doubt young lads like you have heard of them but me and my band supported them back at the Marquee club in London back in November of 1992. And you should check them out here. You'll see what I mean. 😂🤘🙂🤘

Black dahlia is deathcore.

Gutted I missed this year

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