I think this would make for hilarious movie, titled “level 100 crook”. The story would follow a police investigator trying to piece together this mysterious woman and her motives. Their reports would be presented as flashback-like sequences portraying a story of how all those crimes could have been committed by one person, only for our protagonist to find out that it was actually just contaminated swabs responsible for the evidence.
Probably a bit rubbish but here we go... An Englishmen, a Scotsman, and Irishmen all walk into a bar in Bristol. They've been on a long train ride and have been talking a lot because they're a friendly bunch and well... they're in the UK, you know what are trains are like. Anyway, they go up to the bar and the barman asks what they would like. The Irishmen says, after winking cheekily at the Englishmen, "I'd like a pint of Herefordshire cider. Drinking like my enemy, helps me think like my enemy." The Scotsman says, after winking cheekily at the Englishmen, "I'd like some Lindisfarne Mead. Drinking like my enemy, helps me think like my enemy." Finally the barman turns to the Englishmen, who is scanning the bar menu. After a moment, the barman asks him what he would like. The Englishman says, "Do you have any London Pride? Drinking like my enemy helps me think like my enemy."
0:38 there was a man who survived a train crash, getting hit by a car, his car bursting into flames twice, a bus crash, and a plane accident who went on to win the Lottery twice.
The animated people look hilarious and disturbing at the same time. What happened to the skinhead's ears? Why does the stranger have a friend hairdo, did the bad kind of skinhead do the animation? Are they all related to Mr. Bill? Are you Mr. Hand, if you are why aren't you in the video? Why do I yawn when my cat yawns? Why is the psychopath the same in the front and back, or is that what caused the psychopathy?
I was in jail on remand with a bloke who said he was the reincarnation of Marc Bolan & some Roman bloke no ones ever heard of . Then again he was on remand for stabbing a bloke cos he mistook him for Adolf Hitler !
It is absolutely wild to me that literally _anybody_ thought it was a good idea for someone to fly a helicopter and report at the same time. Like, if nothing else, even if the management thought it was fine, surely the reporters, who were presumably _certified pilots,_ would see the inherent danger of that?
The video of this house looks like the start of many a Backrooms video, right before the wanderer clips in. Of course, it's Danzig's house, so you'll naturally end up in the most evil level. Where you're chased by Looney Tunes characters and paint rains from the ceiling.
McDonalds Australia ran a similar promotion during the Sydney 2000 Olympics. When Australia was the host nation. For that it was whenever Australia won any medal on a card; you'd win a Big Mac. Though I don't know what the financial outcome was for that one. Australia came 4th in the medal tally on that one, so it probably was nowhere near as bad as '84
My parents defected from Romania in 81...I was born a month later in America. Their story like most defections was insane and they, and me as an unborn baby almost ended at the border with Yugoslavia
