Mí estres tanto en otro universo de helldiver 2 en otro lugar donde el socialismo reina: Gary(devastador): che Carlos vos sabés dónde estás flor (la fábrica móvil)es que la vi correr como perra asustada asia el bosque. Carlos(hulk): no la e visto (Flor sele por detrás de unos árboles y ahora es Mal0) Flor: que onda mis muchachos Hulk:es malo es real tomenmen una foto con ella Flor: no cabron soy yo tu amiga flor. Gary: bueno,perra,como sabremos que eres flor y no una perra humanoide. Flor:*desaparecer en el aire para aparecer como la fábrica móvil* Carlos: por mí amado socialismo,que a cobo de ver. Gary:llamen a dios Flor:ven pendejos que soy yo, solo que puedo cambiar de forma Carlos: entonces sos una fábrica móvil y una furra con cráneo de perro al mismo tiempo. Flor: si y no, no soy furra >:v. Gary: seguís sí endo una perra. Helldiver: Chau bots *Se murieron todos*

Why would bro say that? 🤨 Very yikes. But unfortunately accurate social commentary on influencers

Damn it's feels weird to be first...pin? Lol

It's not treason if democracy is the main reason -Uncle Sam (probably)

Did I heard treason ?

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Ahh yes, a big t*ttied big f*cking problem....

It's okay it just a deep cover operation to gain intel on the enemy. I guess you could say we're going *deep* into enemy territory

I can confirm, that's the most democratic big I've seen in my life.🫡🤚

"They abandoned our cause. Execution was our only choice."

Got them questioning they're priorities

Where I can get a model?

Screw that ⬇⬆⬅⬇⬆➡⬇⬆

I give my body to super Earth!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ⬇️⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️⬇️⬆️

I was on that planet and for some reason there were to dead bodies with there lower hafts missing?

It's not treason if you're making new helldivers

Tf2 spy

She stores her bile in her rack

Teo

Trust the furry to sexualize helldivers. A VIRTUALLY sexless game.

Just ⬆⬇➡➡➡

Wtf she loves democracy? Me too!

Do I hear treason on that fifth one?

Goty 2024

I’m filling out my C-01 form IMMEDIATELY

V1? Like, from ultrakill? (the 100 hours of gameplay and brain rot settles in.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM! I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM!I WILL NOT PARRY THE GUTTER BULLET WITH MY RED ARM! God will not save me.

that there bile titan has a death wish, it don’t got any armor!

Good call.

I bet the guy who made the model for that is soo down bad XD

"Woooooooooow" WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART?! XDD

WHAT WAS THE LAST PART!? XDDD

“Cadet, get the CO-1 forms”

DEATH BY SNU SNU DEATH BY SNU SNU DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ dispensing freedom!

Your honor, she was just so democratic.

Nice

What a cool outfit, how can I have it? It looks ultra cool.

She’s calling in my ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️, then I’ll call one on myself for treason

As a automaton I am glad I am not on that side of the galaxy

I thought that last line was actually something like "Freeze them?" instead of "Treason?" I genuinely feel like both would fit at the end though. "Mission: Capture 1 Unique Bug specimen."

This is a Helldivers is it is it future

5:14 What G2 says?

“G2… do you really think super earth would free mentally Ill patients, teach them how to use guns, and send them off to fight the galactic wars?” *slow turn to the camera*

I wonder if SCP-999 meet helldivers

bros before hoes thats what this game is about

Hmmmmmm I think I’ve seen you some where before but where

Why must we ruin everything in the name of the horny 🤣

Did they say Threesome or Treason?

Boobs are boobs no matter what That’s why this is gonna hurt me more than anything else…