5:13 Malo: oh dear that was the wrong door. that door led to 682’s room and she has a lot of pent up frustrations and it’s that month again so she needs to be bred so will you please come in through the right door please I’ll be gentle.
I think home dude went through the wrong door. Instead of getting the funny furry socially awkward skull wolf gf he got his face melted off by the shadow demons
Fun fact, the images of scp 1471 are sourced from a fursuiter who called their character "breynz the zombie werewolf" on deviantart. Her account goes by the name tarangryph, but i believe she sorta disappeared from the internet after her character was turned into something else. Interesting story if you ask me.
I mean, hey, could've been a lot worse than Mal0. Is what I would've said, if it weren't for the "unidentifiable alien" which my instincts are telling me was 096, although the snarling sounded more like 682.
Dr. Elan" MAL0... SPIT HIM OUT... WE TALKED ABOUT THIS... NO EATING INTRUDERS... LET US AT THE FOUNDATION DEAL WITH EM... Sorry bout her... she isn't usually THIS aggressive unless its someone she DEEPLY despises... like people who try to lewd her"
“G2… do you really think super earth would free mentally Ill patients, teach them how to use guns, and send them off to fight the galactic wars?” *slow turn to the camera*
Technically the Automaton faction needs a better name. Humanity or Super Earth Citizens aren't afraid of using A.I.s and robotics. What with the combat Drone and Sentries that the Helldivers can use and the A.I. that helps operate their Destroyers.
While entertaining it needs to be noted that the average Helldiver Height is 7 Feet so they should be making most entities like Mal0 really look up at em to a degree since they tower over the average humans in the SCP universe. I mean hell the Doom Slayer is slightly shorter to them but hilarity comes from how overly patriotic and insane Helldivers can be.