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Chandler was supposed to be the funny one, but true Friends fans know that Ross was the hilarious one. David Shwimmer is a comedy genius and isn't talked about nearly enough.
Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up, and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time. With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that pulls up will bear the word “FRESH” on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point, you must point out in front of the car and say “Yo, homes, to Bel Air.” You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you have been travelling for mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say “Yo, homes, smell ya later!” but do not turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times. If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
