They left out the one where he interrupts the pregame prayer to warn one of his players to "tuck that shirt in or I will guide you through a table saw!"
So my theory is Coach Hines actually studied to be a science/biology teacher, but because of staffing issues he was relegated to being the gym coach. Hence why he's so angry yet reserved about it towards everyone XD. Regardless Keegan nails it every time as the character
"I'm gonna take that gun, I'm gonna shove it up your fun shuttle, and I'm gonna paint the ceiling of the Cistine Chapel all over the inside of your transverse AND sigmoid colon!" That has to be his most creative threat. 😂
I swear this character made laugh so hard everytime the whole show was the best they should have reruns of Mad TV shows for real!!!!!!!!they were all hilarious to the extreme😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤