Keegan Michael Key's BEST Character - Coach Hines - Threats Compilation - MadTV 

can't deny that Mr Hines knows his anatomy.

"I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I will make you Caucasian"

*DAMMIT YAMANASHI*

I will put 6 tons of yellow bus up that Prius 😂😂😂😂😂

"Ring around your neck! " "Son of the mother's lover!" 🤣💯👏

How everybody could keep straight faces, I’ll never know. I’d be laughing my ass off the entire time.

😂😂😂😂I FREAKIN LOVE THIS GUY!!...Can Watch Him All Day, But Would Probably Die From Laughter😂😂😂😂...They Should Bring This Show Back On TV Too❤❤

What are YOU laughing at Hanley?!?!?!? I swear this chalks' going up your nose and OUT your FINGER. And that's IMPOSSIBLE (Leg kick) XD

7:24 that fucking jump/skip to my lou had me in tears🤣🤣🤣

Coach Hines is how I wish I can deal with everyone I know.

So I'm guessin I haven't been up on mad TV cuz I done seen every key and peele episode but have been newly annointed by the devine existence of coach Hines lmao 😂

This guy been threatening to kill people with pencils. John Wick took the tip. Now I wanna see John Wick cutting somebody in half with the edge of a coin.

His leg kicks! Omg his yells! His wide eyes! Such an extreme character! 😂

Bobby lee broke character and snickered! Hilarious!

Back when TV shows was great.

The anatomical references are amazing lol

coach seems to be a little bit of a pyro lol

Best coach ever haha

"you put down that magazine or i swear im gonna tear those leg braces off and shove em down your throght" lmao ;)

I'm gonna make it hell on earth!

10:15 greatest one!! lmao

It's so hard to choose which one to comment but i will put 6 tons of yellow bus up that prius stands out 😂😂😂😂

Still LMAO from watching this year's ago😂😂😂

"Do you think I give a rat's ass if I use the wrong theater term or not?!?"

Hail mary full of bullets OH MY GOD XD

Greatest character EVER!!!

The way he leaps and jumps towards/on people is hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣1:58 7:24 11:32 9:20 9:08 and the way he kicks out his legs 🦵🏾 😂 😂😂7:54 6:45 idk how I’m gonna do it but I will make you Caucasian 😂 11:20!

I wonder how much of his lines or improve. I love this stuff!!

Take a drink for each voice crack

10:46 was actually pretty Oscar worthy..

I wish there was a coach like that when I was in school 😛

"Ima snatch ya lil throat from the outside of your tongue, I KNOW IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!"

In an alternate universe, this is a black dr. Phil.

Love it! Reminds me of Chris Farley?

Yo this is the best quality Coach Hines footage I’ve seen. Any chance of uploading the full episodes?

DeScherzer!!!

6:06 my favorite

This guy needs to be a mortal combat character. Coach Hines Wins....Fatality!

"Oh, look at that. A jugular vein"

6:00 I love how he picks up the bolt cutters. And the little mumble he makes as he does it lol

Dischaezer is son of the principal

In a van down by the river

He reminds me of a coach we had in high school 😆😆😆😆😆

"Hail Mary full of bullets"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They should make a coach Hines movie

“Juicer!”

Chris Farley Motivational speaker

Do not think i wont suplex you haha

And then you have this guy's character in The Predator...

YUP. Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny and he's hilarious 😂

Voice actor for Toad, by the way.

Pork nuckers..... hahahaha

1:59 lol the step over

Please upload the full press conference episode🙏🏻🙏🏻 I can’t find it ANYWHERE

the original john wick,kills people with a fuckin pencil.

10:52 he has too much science knowledge

11:30 id you just called me, bro?.........................................................YAMAMASHIIIII!!!!!!!!!

"Alphabetical order mass murder" LOL!

Out of all the Mad TV characters, Coach Hines has always been my favorite. I wished that Keegan did a Coach Hines sketch on Key and Peele. Keegan should REALLY create a Coach Hines show.

“I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that’s IMPOSSIBLE” 😂😂

Coach Hines for president 2020.

One of the quirks of Coach Hines that I find both entertaining and charming is that he never cusses profanities, but instead, comes up with creative, child-friendly alternatives like _"Son of a mother duck!"_ Of course, such a well-mannered effort is negated by his graphic death threats.

"I won't be creative about it" Keegan Michael Key is a genius!

I love that Bobby Lee is just cracking up every skit hahaha 😂

I have never seen comedy genius like this anywhere else. Can watch this over and over again. Unbelievable Talent.

Bobby Lee breaking character for 12 minutes straight

"Here is the airport security and the BEEPER(high pitched voice)just went off!!" Lol

hail mary full of bullets, jeez hines XD

Signature line..."I will set you on fire🔥"😂🤣

Coach Hines should have his own movie 😂 😂 😂 😂

never seen these vids with such good quality...

How do they all keep it together.

What if Coach Hines babysat Stuart and Dot?

sit down or I'll set ya on fire!

*crawls over kid* SON OF A MOTHERS LOVER

Coach Hines was FUNNY AS HELL!!!

"son of a mothers lover" 😂😂

Most of the things he says, I use in a daily conversation. He is my spirit animal 😂😂

LEGOLAS LEGOLAS LEGOLAS

Y’know he actually has decent knowledge of human anatomy

I swear this character made laugh so hard everytime the whole show was the best they should have reruns of Mad TV shows for real!!!!!!!!they were all hilarious to the extreme😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

"You know what I see in there, Old Lady after the game, parking lot Shot in the head."

i dont know how but i will MAKE you caucasian

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME BRO?" I seriously can't get over how good that is lol -ii

Coach Hines you so historical man they should make a show of his own to make me laugh so hard

Coach Hines' gesture for asserting dominance: *Lifts foot over head

i admire the other actors for not losing it during those scenes... i'm pissing my pants laughing and they remained almost straight faced hahaha

Mad tv has the best sketches!

the compound bow part at 5:45 gets me every damn time.

Son of a BRICK!!!

lmao, the fall at 9:45 looks unscripted and went straight to improv...."who put that there?!?!"

8:58 "I'm gonna put a whole diction Ticonderoga factory in your neck!" Hmm, Coach Hines has class...Those were some good ass pencils tho!

The way he says yamanashi 😂😂 ..yamanashi always laughing lmao and at 7:23 lmao what type of question was that and the reaction after 😂

“You got a new name now, Hail Mary full of bullets, how ‘bout that?!” LMBO!!

"All three of you after school triple murder" lmao

yamanachi 😂😂😂

"Do NOT think that will not suplex you!"

PSA: Don't watch this while eating or drinking. 😂🤣😂😂😂

He reminds me of Matt Foley, one of Chris Farley's characters, as far as his voice goes.