If the purpose is to get something having the highest alcohol content, why not just buy rubbing alcohol and dilute it with apple juice before drinking at home? A small bottle of such alcohol should last these poor sods weeks. During the pandemic, I heard alcoholics would consume hand sanitizers because it was everywhere.
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This is absolutely so true, I have never encountered such a rude and unemotional type of person as Londoners, on the tube cluching bags and looking forward and running through tube stations 😂
I used to make deliveries to small cornershops around opening early everyday. I saw people like this occasionally. I always remember one fella bought a can of super strength lager and said “that will go well with my lunch”. The shopkeeper knew. Alcoholism is crippling.
Though it's funny because they are funny it's also a bit sad because there's a strong amount of reality in there as well. This is everyday life for some people.
The impressive thing about Mitchell and Webb is, you can see their punchlines coming from a mile off, but they're so well delivered that they still make you laugh!
