I actually had the real cake on my birthday the other day and it slapped

It: lists how to preserve a body. Me:yes.

just like mom used to make :P

1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene Pull-and-peel licorice Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) 1 cup lemon juice Alpha resins Unsaturated polyester resin Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yolks 12 medium geosynthetic membranes 1 cup granulated sugar An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" 2 cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire 1 large rhubarb 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps

you also forgot to list some more garnishes such as rhubarb shaped rhubarb fish shaped rhubarb rhubarb shaped metal Rhubarb shaped ethyl-benzene

ai could never be this good

Uhh, Seems I can't find Sediment shaped Sediment in my local area. Anyone know any supplements?

Rewatching this today for Salvador Dalì's birthday.

“There’s a rumour that when they were testing the core transfer system, they swapped GLaDOS out with her intelligence core; all operations in the facility were halted & orders for baking 11,379 cakes were sent to the Aperture testing reward devices, the humans called these forgotten relics… ‘ovens’.”

The intelligence core is my favourite

I’m going to take all the edible items that normally go in cake and see if it actually makes a cake

needs more rhubAaArb

Vanilla crazy cake???

this is retro shitposting

It’s a bit unsettling how the core just recites these ingredients so monotonously, but at the same time it’s funny how there are so many rather obscure science related things in the list

I remember seeing a slideshow exactly like this back in the day, except for "deep penetration agents" it had censored porn and a picture of James Bond. Anyone know if that still exists somewhere?

rhubarb

im gonna turn into the intellegence co- "One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix." "One can prepared coconut pecan frosting." "Three slash four cup vegetable oil." "Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips." "Three slash four cups butter or margarine." "One and two third cups granulated sugar." "Two cups all purpose flower." "Don't forget garnishes such as:" "Fish shaped crackers." "Fish shaped candies." "Fish shaped solid waste." "Fish shaped dirt." "Fish shaped ethyl benzene." "Pull and peel licorice." "Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment." "Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish." "One cup lemon juice." "Alpha resins." "Unsaturated polyester resin." "Fiberglass surface resins." "And volatile malted milk impoundments." "Nine large egg yolks." "Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes." "One cup granulated sugar." "An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'." "Two cups rhubarb, sliced." "Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb." "One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb." "One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb." "Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire." "One large rhubarb." "One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb." "Two tablespoons rhubarb juice." "Adjustable aluminum head positioner." "Slaughter electric needle injector." "Cordless electric needle injector." "Injector needle driver." "Injector needle gun." "Cranial caps." "And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals." "That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."

howtobasic? is that you

“And sediment shaped sediment” Whats next? Fish shaped fish?

Id like to eat the candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish

Literally the definition of youtube now (doober43 and cooper2723)

I think as long it doesnt have rhubarb shaped fish, im good.

If Intelligence core and anger core had a baby it would make howtobasic.

Portal

Went remembering portal and i like where i ended up

That cake recipe is D I S C U S T I N G

This was probably why Doug rattman kept saying the cake is a lie. It exists, but just don’t eat it

Did someone actually make this

the image at the end was allowed here?

1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene Pull-and-peel licorice Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) 1 cup lemon juice Alpha resins Unsaturated polyester resin Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yolks 12 medium geosynthetic membranes 1 cup granulated sugar 2 cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire 1 large rhubarb 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps

Is everyone going to ignore that the last 8/9 things are used to preserve dead bodies

Vanilla crazy cake

The way it said Rhubarb was too funny

Does anyone else feel as concerned as i was when the end of the the cake recipe was near? because what are you suppose to do with THOSE MACHIENES?! oh, but good video! although I don't think the cake would taste good...

1:32 seriously what is that

One minute you’re baking a cake and the next minute you’re preserving a body

Who as Valve decided to make this though

I need myself some Sediment shaped Sediment

You forgot fish-shaped rhubarb injector.

Looked up rhubarb vs swiss chard, turns out rhubarb is more toxic than swiss chard... How kind GLaDOS

I want to see someone making this cake irl

this made me laugh so much

Everyone acting like the recipe isn't just a mix plus oil and eggs as per mix preparation, chocolate chips, extra sugar to balance the flavor, extra flour for more body, and butter/margerine and another egg as extra binder, all mixed up, baked, and frosted with prepared frosting. Everything else is just garnishes, which amount to treats to entice, things like fish-shaped dirt for your guest to stare cluelessly at, things to sedate, violently knock out, and/or kill your guest while they're staring cluelessly at fish-shaped dirt, and bodily preservatives because obviously if you invited a guest over for cake you don't want to say goodbye and that includes not letting nature reclaim them..

fish shaped glass

**writing down to make a cake for my bully birthday**

and this is the last video of yours... nice no wait thats not actually nice *HERE DIES A LEGEND*

*after making dah cake" alright!lets taste it! *nom nom nom* ah yes the flavor of *death*

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH RHUBARB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it turns out the recipe itself is a lie...