Ingredients: 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconut-pecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene Pull-and-peel licorice Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) 1 cup lemon juice Alpha resins Unsaturated polyester resin Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yolks 12 medium geosynthetic membranes 1 cup granulated sugar An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" 2 cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire 1 large rhubarb 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps And it contains proven preservatives, deep-penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. Ingredients omitted by the cake core (that are part of the recipe, according to Valve) include: 1 tsp. vanilla extract 2/3 cup cocoa powder 1 1/4 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. baking powder 1 to 2 (16 ounces each) cans vanilla frosting A 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer
Well you threw in anger core so I think it would end up more like that one guy who does tutorials for stuff but halfway through he destroys it and pelts it with eggs Edit: oh my god I am stupid
Everyone acting like the recipe isn't just a mix plus oil and eggs as per mix preparation, chocolate chips, extra sugar to balance the flavor, extra flour for more body, and butter/margerine and another egg as extra binder, all mixed up, baked, and frosted with prepared frosting. Everything else is just garnishes, which amount to treats to entice, things like fish-shaped dirt for your guest to stare cluelessly at, things to sedate, violently knock out, and/or kill your guest while they're staring cluelessly at fish-shaped dirt, and bodily preservatives because obviously if you invited a guest over for cake you don't want to say goodbye and that includes not letting nature reclaim them..
Right? I remember showing this to my mom in 2008 and her reaction was, if you have to buy cake mix, what do you even need this recipe for? There'll be one on the box. She approved of the rhubarb but not the ethylbenzene and sediment.
Hehlo huhmans, todhay we r makeing a cake, start with fihs shaped crackers, fish shaped candy, rhubarb, rhubarb onfire, electro magnetic imaging ruhbab, granulated sugar, and sediment shaped sediment
@@JackPorter don't tell me you included the adjustable aluminum head positioner electric needle injector cordless electric needle injector injector needle driver injector needle gun cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives deep penetration agents and gas and odor chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue
Was that on a dead body or a living one? The latter is worse, as I shudder to think what could cause someone’s wrist to decay like that if they were alive. I’m not sure if leprosy or syphillis works like that.
My electric needle injector had a cord and it tasted horrible. So when I found a cordless one, I made the cake, and let my cat lick the spoon, after putting in the ingredients, and it's having unusual.. flatulence, but when I licked it I just got an ass of steel. Is this normal?
Make sure your injector needle driver and injector needle gun are cordless too (or in case your local machine-farmer was crazy enough to sell them with the cords still on, cut them off with a chef's knife). Even the smallest trace amount of cord can ruin the flavor of your cake.
with the resin and fiberglass, it couldn't be cut or sliced or eaten. :-) No matter how much you want to dig into it and enjoy the delicious Rhubarb and needle injectors.
It’s a bit unsettling how the core just recites these ingredients so monotonously, but at the same time it’s funny how there are so many rather obscure science related things in the list
It’s funny but it’s mostly haunting to me, unironically. Mildly mildly freaks me out by how it seems like Glados is malfunctioning while reading the ingredients with a dead voice
“There’s a rumour that when they were testing the core transfer system, they swapped GLaDOS out with her intelligence core; all operations in the facility were halted & orders for baking 11,379 cakes were sent to the Aperture testing reward devices, the humans called these forgotten relics… ‘ovens’.”
I remember seeing a slideshow exactly like this back in the day, except for "deep penetration agents" it had censored porn and a picture of James Bond. Anyone know if that still exists somewhere?
The original premise of the 'personality cores' and GLaDOS is their database and data files got corrupted... When files or memory gets corrupted, some parts remain, some random parts get smashed together, and some gets erased. The 'Cake Recipe' file is smashed in with a shopping list of various industrial chemicals used for building things, some equipment, injector needles for preserving dead bodies, etc. Note that some data recovery procedures or tools will function against corrupted files, but the software has no way of knowing if the chunks of data recovered makes any sense. Although it might be a lot of fun to make a delicious cake with chocolate candy and candy fish - super sweet and they would melt into the cake a bit. Licorice strips could be used to decorate the cake. Rhubarb - I don't know if that would taste good in chocolate cake - If it was sweet enough that would be good. Someone would have to come up with a Rhubarb chocolate cake mix. Needle Injectors and needles should never be swallowed, nor industrial fiberglass or resins, nor the various other random dirt, chemicals, sediment, and other things mentioned. Especially the Adjustable Aluminum Head Positioner. How to fit that into the cake pan ?!?
Does anyone else feel as concerned as i was when the end of the the cake recipe was near? because what are you suppose to do with THOSE MACHIENES?! oh, but good video! although I don't think the cake would taste good...
